Mini nipple suckers - nipple pump by Cal Exotics - review by Wide Awake Daydream

The Mini Nipple Sucker's purpose is to, you guessed it, suck on your nipples. As the name implies, they suck onto your nipples to add stimulation and increase blood flow, buy why stop there? You can attach these things to just about any part of your body with skin. There are places that they tend to work better on, like breasts, nipples, clit, scrotum, etc, but with enough determination they could be persuaded to stick just about anywhere.

These are pretty firm on the tips, but the base where they fit over the nipple is somewhat supple. These hold their shape to the bitter end, so if you are looking for something with give, these are not it. They are very durable and are odor free, or at least I've never smelled anything on them. These are smooth, and don't have a seam or sharp edge to poke or scratch you. When you have them firmly attached for a long amount of time (10 minutes or more) they do tend to leave an indention around whatever they were stuck to, but it has never been something that caused me discomfort.

The aesthetic design of the Mini Nipple Suckers is, to be honest, terrible. They are goofy. They are shaped like a clown nose for your boob. They are large and brightly colored, as well as bulbous. The functionality can't be beat though. They are great if you have larger nipples/breast. The more meat it has to grab hold of, the better it stays on. I have a lot of trouble finding things that are large enough for my nipples, but these actually increase the size of my nipples. The suction can be adjusted from a slight pull, to enough suction that they can be flicked, gently pulled, and wiggled.

These things are the bomb. They stay put like I glued them. I've worn them during sex, just to see if we could keep a straight face, and through all of the, ahem, vigorous motion they never wavered. My husband even tried pulling them straight off and had to really work at it. Yet, at the same time, they can be quick released if you find things getting a bit too intense for your liking, just push the skin down in one spot next to where they are attached to break the suction. I've worn them under just a t-shirt, I've worn them under my bra, I've worn them with nothing over them, and they have stayed on perfectly well. They are very stimulating, making you hyper aware of your nipples when they are on, and when they come off every little brush of fabric or slight breeze will be tangible. Just keep in mind if you wear them under clothing, you are going to look like you have HUGE mushroom nipples. Or clown nose nipples. I don't know which one is worse (or better if you are into humiliation play).

These are made from PVC, which means they’re durable and easy to clean with soap and water or a sex toy cleaner. You can also use both water and silicone based lubes with them without fear of melting your boobie buddies. They can be kept anywhere and don't attract lint, fuzz, or dust. The material safety rating is a 2, so make sure you clean them up if you are going to share with a partner, or better yet, just get your partner a pair too.

I've found that if you add a little water, lube, or oil to the area you want to apply them to, you can get them to have a stronger suction. I fill mine with water in the shower and they feel like they could turn me inside-out. I've also found that the longer I wear them, the more effective they are. I can go for a couple of hours with them cranked down tight and afterwards it’s like I can feel everything, right down to the texture of the cloth that is covering them!

As for my personal experience with the Mini Nipple Suckers, I love them. They look goofy, but are well worth the clown nose boobies. They make my nipples very large and puffy, as well as deliciously sensitive. We tried them on my husband, and he didn't really have enough softness to hold them on, as the skin on his chest is tight and doesn't have much give to it. I am into rough play for my nipples and breasts, so the fact that these things can be tightened enough to suck paint off the walls is a major plus for me. I like how well they stay on through a variety of activities, and though I wish they weren't so goofy (or at least available in a color that wasn't so goofy) I do like to wear them both during sex and as a precursory activity.