These Kind of Suck

At some point in the past year I purchased some mini nipple suckers. Why? I have absolutely no clue. I’m not into nipple toys, but I just had to have these. All I remember about my transaction with these was that they cost like $3 and weren’t much of a loss to me if I didn’t like them. Between the color choices of hot pink and purple, I chose hot pink.

The mini nipple suckers come in a plastic clamshell with a paper insert. It’s minimal and good for storage, however since it’s see-through it is not discreet. The packaging provides no use information or warnings. I personally chose to recycle the packaging rather than keep it around for storage.

The nipple suckers are made out of PVC. They feel smooth and flexible, yet they feel almost like they are made out of plastic. There isn’t any sort of texture to them at all. According to the material safety scale on EdenFantasys, this ranks at 2 out of 10. However, since the suckers are meant to be used on nipples and nothing else, I don’t really see any issues with the material. Each sucker measures an inch high and ¾ of an inch in diameter. The head area of each sucker is a bit more bulbous, to allow grip and an easier ability to squeeze each sucker. The tip of each sucker is a rounded point. Despite the shiny, smooth feel of the PVC, it’s easy to grip each sucker and squeeze it open.





These are really very simple to put on. Simply place one over your nipple with the bottom of it lying even against skin and squeeze the bulb. Release the bulb and the sucker will attach itself to your skin. You’ll definitely want to play around with how much you squeeze the bulb. The more it is squeezed, the more suction you’re placing on your skin. Very slightly squeezing the bulb gives you minimal suction and less sensation than squeezing the bulb as hard as you can. I suggest testing them out on other less sensitive skin before placing them on your nipples.

You aren’t limited to using the suckers on just your nipples. They can also stick to other areas of the body very well, depending on the area I guess. I am unable to keep them stuck to my arm for more than a couple of minutes, but if I stick them to my stomach they stay on for quite a while. These can also be used on the clit, or, I suppose if you’re into it, you can get a ton of them and cover your body in them.

Despite the fact that nipples and suction sounds kind of painful, these don’t hurt me at all. I have to squeeze the bulb about half way to get the sucker to stick on me. This gives me a light sensation of suction, but it doesn’t give me any pain at all. Squeezing the bulb all the way does give me a bit of pain, but nothing that leaves me screaming and crying. While the sensation of the suction was okay, I didn’t feel it was enough for me to continue putting the suckers on.

Considering the size of each sucker, these aren’t exactly a good choice for something to wear around underneath clothing. They’ll definitely show through clothing and will probably be uncomfortable if worn underneath a heavily padded bra.

To clean the suckers, simply wash them with soap and warm water or a toy cleaner. They are okay to wipe dry, too, because they do not attract any lint. They can be stored in their packaging or just thrown in with other things. If you choose to use a lubricant with these, both water and silicone based lubes are safe to use.

My overall opinion of the mini nipple suckers is not the greatest. The amount of sensation these offered me wasn’t very impressive and doesn’t keep me coming back to them. I find them difficult to put on at times, just because I have to have them placed just-so on my skin for them to attach. I think the price tag on these is pretty high for just two tiny nubs of PVC. I’d say these are an okay introduction to nipple play, but the more seasoned users may want to go with nipple clamps.

I give the mini nipple suckers 3 out of 5 stars.

We don't even bother attempting to use these anymore. They don't work on him at all. I wanted to avoid going with nipple clamps, but I suppose if I want something that actually stays on, I'll have to get a pair of them. The suction from these just doesn't work well enough to keep them on a flatter surface like my partner's nipples.