ToiTissue - sex toy storage by ToiBocks - review by Sam (aka Jul!a)

This was one of my first big splurge purchases, and I'm beyond thrilled with it. We've got a pretty eclectic decor going on, and it not only blended right in with everything else we have around, but it also lets us keep some small things out of the way.

At a total size of 9 1/4" long x 4" tall and 5" across, this looks like it's the perfect size to hide a box of Kleenex, letting you blow your nose and not looking tacky in the process. But, very prying eyes might discover that one whole end face of the box slips right out, thanks to a small finger sized cut out in the base of the box, and exposes not only an inch tall slot for tissues, but also a little drawer! The drawer itself is just under 3 1/2" across, about 8" long, and just under 1 1/4" deep. While that doesn't sound like much, it's enough for a few essentials. A small tube of lube, your favorite bullet, etc.

Now, I had thought about all sorts of other things I could ramble on about, like how if you need to clean this gorgeous solid wood container, you should just wipe it down with a lightly damp cloth, some tissue brands might be too wide to easily fit in the tissue compartment without crumpling, etc, but I thought that rather than ramble on and on, giving you a text wall, I would give you a little picture wall. The pictures below will also have captions to tell you what I managed to fit in the little drawer.

First up: if you opened it on our nightstand, this is what you would find. A few cleaning packets, the brush for a JimmyJane Afterglow candle, my Little Chroma, my Bullets Galore with favorite bullet attached, and maybe a condom or two. We're pretty boring, but it works for us.


Up next I decided to show you things you could do. First being to have a place to keep all your batteries:


Next, I managed to shove 27 condoms into it, and it still shut just fine.


You can use it as a jewelery box.


Or you can use it how I know my mom will use hers when I get her one for Christmas, and hold all your random pens.


Honestly, no matter how you use it, even if you just use the drawer to store extra Kleenex in, I really don't think you can go wrong saving up for this one.