Boob Lube? No, thank you.

If you're looking for an easy to use, smooth lube this may be your thing. It is a little pricey for the 2 oz bottle and I couldn't find anything stated about anal use. It is very smooth and easy to wash off and doesn't have a sticky feeling at all. I don't know if I would necessarily recommend this to anyone, I would probably just lend them my bottle.
Published:
Pros:
Smooth, Isn't sticky at all
Easy to wash off
Easy to open (can open with one hand!)
Cons:
Didn't state anything about anal.
Contains parabens
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

I'm not going to lie, the whole reason I got this was because my fiance wanted the free porn vid. We needed lube anyway so I said, why not. I was amused at all the things listed on the label for uses and other things. Here is what it entails:

- Silky smooth feel
- Never sticky or tacky
- Safe for sensitive skin
- Leaves skin feeling silky and soft
- Use alone or with a partner
- Washes off very easily
- Scentless
- Tasteless
- Condom safe
- Safe for all toys
I found that they were all fairly true statements, minus the taste part because I'm not just going to sit around and do taste samples on lube. However, it doesn't state anything about anal use. (That was our primary reason for needing lube.) Needless to say, the results weren't too great for that.

On the plus side, it was very easy to spread around, my man even massaged a little on my back before we got it on. The only thing that disappointed me was using it for anal. For some reason it gave me a very weird sensation, almost like burning but not quite. It was very uncomfortable feeling (then again it could be the toy plus the lube?) Other than that one problem, it lives up to what it says. It was smooth and not sticky at all. It said safe with toys, which it was (so maybe the problem was the lube.) It is scentless, which is a plus, and washes off fairly easy with just soap and water or an Eden wipe! We really enjoyed this lube. It is a lube that can be used for massage or to have sex.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bed

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lube had a very good consistency. It wasn't too runny but it wasn't incredibly thick either. It will hold off for a few seconds to allow you rub it in before it starts to drip off your hands or whatever you're using. It's a good thing that it has an easy to squeeze top that can be opened with one hand. It does feel smooth and never feels greasy! It does absorb really well into your skin leaving you feeling smooth and soft.

It does not contain any glycerin, silicone, or oil, however, it does contain parabens.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

I did not taste this, nor do I want to. I have read that it can taste a bit bitter though. It was odorless, we didn't notice a scent at all.
    • Bad taste
    • No smell

Performance

The small, 2 ounce bottle will be lasting us a while because we really don't use lube all that often, and if we do we never use that much. I applied fairly small amounts when using just so it wouldn't be running all over the place and causing a mess. It will last a few minutes before it needs to be reapplied, depending on how/where you use it. Because it does not contain oil, it will wash off quickly and easily.

It washes off easily when using soap and water or an Eden wipe. If using water alone, you may have a residue type feeling on your hands or wherever it was applied. It will not feel sticky or tacky, but you will know it’s there! Another thing that kind of steered me away from this was the fact that it was $12.99 for 2 oz! A little pricey if you ask me.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting
    • Performance

Packaging

The Boob Lube (by Zero Tolerance) came in a plastic, see-through bag like all other lube-type products (in case it leaks). When you take the lube out of the plastic bag, you will notice that is a two ounce bottle with a black, easy to open lid and a black and pink/purple label. The front side of the bottle shows a picture of a women pressing her breasts together, big hot pink letters that say “BOOB LUBE," and under those words it says, "TITTY FUCKING LUBE." This is NOT discreet at all!

On the back side of the bottle, you will find the warning section that is offered in multiple languages: English, Spanish, French, and one other language. It reads "Warning: If irritation or discomfort occurs, discontinue use and consult a physician. Very slippery, clean spills. Keep out of reach of children."

You will also find a list of the 6 ingredients that this lube contains. They are:

- Purified Water (Aqua)
- Propylene Glycol
- Sodium Carboxy
- Methyl Cellulose
- Methyl Paraben
- Propyl Paraben

I would not place this item near my main bathroom or even out by my nightstand because of what the label says. The bottle is about 2 inches tall, and is compact enough to be taken anywhere. I would just make sure that it doesn't leak and if you are afraid it will, just put it in a ziploc back or so.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
We've used this lube a few more times since we got it and it hasn't gotten much better, but it hasn't gotten worse either. I just recommend trying something else so you get awesome results instead of bland ones.
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  • Cynthia Jordan
    Cynthia Jordan  
    great to know that this isn't worth it
  • GingerSpice
    GingerSpice  
    thanks for review and follow up
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