The Twins are Pleasantly Surprised

If you want to turn your girls into a long-lasting slip-n-slide, boob lube won't disappoint! Even better, there won't be any next day boob job breakouts. Maybe you can't put your mouth on it after applying boob lube, but let your girls do the work, and this product is more than worth it!
Doesn't cause breakouts
Glycerin free
Condom safe
Safe with all toys
Medicinal taste
Slightly thinner than expected
A significant amount of product must be used
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Boob lube...laugh about it all you want, but it does have its purpose! I give the occasional boob job, and I was really tired of things drying out after a couple of minutes. At first, I was deterred by the front of Zero Tolerance's boob lube bottle for the fact that it says "titty fucking lube" on the bottom of it. That, and I'm also relatively certain that the character on the front is a Sims character. After my initial discouragement, I decided that this is a unique product, and at the very least it would make for an acceptable vaginal lubricant.

There are some other points listed on this bottle, and they are as follows:
No glycerin
No silicone
No oil
Silky smooth
Never sticky or tacky
Washes off easily
Condom safe
Safe for all toys

I'd like to address a few of these.
This product is, in fact, smooth. It's a little thinner than I would've liked it to be. When I put this lube on my hand and attempt to dip and pull my finger out of it, it does have a little bit of a stretch to it (some could describe this as sticky). However, when it is on my chest, I don't notice the sticky feeling. This lubricant does need to be washed off with soap and water, as I can feel a slight residue on my skin even after most of it has been absorbed. Scentless? Yes. Tasteless? As if. This has a very strong medicinal taste!

The ingredients for this product are:
Purified Water
Propylene Glycol
Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose
Methyl Paraben
Propyl Pareben

Boob Lube does come in a 4 oz. bottle, which is about the size of a lady's speedstick deodorant as far as height goes. Boob Lube is extremely slick, and spills should be cleaned.

Some pics...

In this case, a little does not go a long way. However, there is a lot of the product, so I feel that things balance out.

When using boob lube, this lubricant lasts a long while (at least 20 minutes) before soaking into the skin. It's very slippery. The lid opens like most lotion lids, and I found that even if you flip the lid open and tip the bottle, boob lube isn't easily spilled because it's not runny at all.

My favorite thing is that boob lube doesn't cause my chest to break out, even if I don't instantly wash it off following all of the fun. It even slightly moisturizes.

Am I curious as to why it says vaginal and toy safe, and yet it doesn't say that it's safe for anal use? Definitely. I'm guessing that this lubricant is thought to be too thin for anal use. I haven't personally used it for anal use, but I had no problems with it causing any irritation or discomfort during vaginal use.

I'm personally thinking about sticking this lubricant in the fridge for a short while or running the bottle under warm water to see if different sensations can be felt.
Follow-up commentary
My breasts are even more impressed with continual use of this item. Just for kicks and giggles, I applied it for a couple days in a row, and I actually noticed that my chest still did not break out and became somewhat smoother.

I'm still a little turned off every time I read "titty fucking lube." Really? Boob lube is a fun and humorous name, while I find "titty fucking lube" to be distasteful.

I wish that this would taste better. It tends to end up on my hands, chest, and pretty much everywhere. Since it tastes kind of gross, I'm afraid it's more the main event than foreplay. I'm not giving anyone a blow job after this is applied unless it's thoroughly washed off first.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Boob lube tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Genitals
  • Contributor: Nacht Stern
    Thank you for the information~!
  • Contributor: BrittaniMaree
    thank you hun great review
  • Contributor: roskat
    Too bad about the parabens.
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for a great, helpful review.
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    Thanks for sharing
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    Thanks for a great review!
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    great review thanks for all the info
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    thanks for review/pics
  • Contributor: KinkyKatieJames
    Wonderful review, thank you! I can see how you would find that particular phrase a little unsettling. :-/
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