Uh... I guess?

I honestly feel this is more of a collectible or novelty item. Not discreet, and not worth the purchase. $12.00 for 2 oz.? Just use lotion and do her boobs. It's cheaper and feels better, in my opinion.
Just like any other lube
Dries very fast, Not discreet, Expensive
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is a tricky one. It isn't that I don't like it, but it is more so that it is just too normal for me to brag about it. It's one of those lubes that you grab when all the others run out. My wife isn't fond of the ingredients so I just trashed the 2 oz. bottle. No point! It dries rather quickly and I'd rather use lotion to do my wife's boobs.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

It is silky, until it dries. It lasts about 2 minutes and gets very sticky. That, to me, was the downer that made me throw this stuff out for the most part. I read that other people claimed it wasn't sticky and I'm pretty confused because I sure thought so. It is quite thin, though. Not too thick like other water lubes I usually use.
    • Sticky
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Taste.. Oh God, the taste. So gross. I hope you don't plan on kissing your wife's titties after applying. It is quite bitter/sour and the taste alone is enough to make someone dislike this product. There's not much of an aroma in my opinion, just like any other water based lube.
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell


It performs, but only if you use a crap load of it. Otherwise, it dries out far too quickly. It washes off well, so no complaints there, but you'll want to wash it off right away because you can feel it even after it has dried. It got into the hair on my arms and it felt awful.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


The packaging is a plastic bottle showing a woman squeezing her tits together.



Obviously not discreet, and I'd hate my bro finding this or my wife's mother when she's over for a visit.
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift


This product is too expensive for the quality. It's more of a novelty or collector's item, and I'm sure that is why it was made to begin with. The quality doesn't outweigh the cons, so it's just as good as any other lube.
Follow-up commentary
I'm still not going to be fond of this product. Overpriced, not discreet and doesn't stand out if compared to other products.
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  • Contributor: curiousnwilling
    Good to know it's novelty only. Thanks for the review
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    Thank you
  • Contributor: edenguy
    "Just like any other lube" that was my suspicion
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    Thanks for sharing!
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    thanks for the review
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    Thank you for the information~!
  • Contributor: roskat
    Thanks for the warning.
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    Thanks for a great, helpful review.
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    Thanks for sharing
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    Thanks for a great review!
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  • Contributor: Cynthia Jordan
    great to know that this isn't worth it
  • Contributor: altheasmarnella
    thanks for sending me in a different direction
  • Contributor: GingerSpice
    thanks for this review!
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