Sex tarts - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by LacyRogue

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My Favorite Kind Of Tart.

I am very satisfied with this product. It will take my partner and myself a good half a year, or more, to get through this size so it is a great investment. It did it's job very well and was long lasting. It kept us more than lubricated for anything we needed it to. And it is extremely tasty. A definite pleaser to both of us. I will absolutely be back to purchase more and try the other flavors as soon as I can!
- Water based; safe with all toys & condoms.
- Great puckery taste.
- This nonsticky consistency.
- Large size, a smaller size for sampling would be nice.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Sex Tarts Sugar-Free Lubricant can be used for all lubricating needs except for anal penetration. It is perfectly thin and spreads very easily, so a little goes a long way. However, because it is so thin I wouldn't use it for anal penetration. I would use it for pleasuring myself either with a toy or my hands, I would use it in or on a condom, and I can personally vouch that it is just wonderful for handjobs and blowjobs.

It is best for and is designed for, adding flavor to your experience so you'd get the most use out of it in oral situations that call for a little tangy flavor.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral
    • Vaginal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Sex Tarts is a satin smooth, not sticky, lube. It pours out too easily and I would recommend not just pushing it out of the tube, as it would end up everywhere. Instead, just open up the lid and let gravity help it out, allowing you to get the smallest amount. A small amount is all you need as it spreads very quickly, not staying in place for very long. It does not leave a sticky or greasy feeling, but instead a wet one that mimics my natural lubrication similarly, except it is just a little runnier.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

I tried out the Peach Pucker flavor of Sex Tarts Lube. As the name suggests it is a little tangy and tart at first, but it is balanced very well by the sweetness. It is like a sugary candy and you honestly want to keep licking it and not stop. So apply this lube if you don't want your lover to stop going down on you!

It has a peachy sweet scent reminiscent of a candy, but it doesn't stay past being wiped off.
    • Strong smell
    • Strong taste


Sex Tarts Lubricant performed like a pro! A little went an extremely long way. A nickel sized amount is plenty for your hands and/or toys. When used for oral as a flavor enhancer, a dime sized amount is enough. For a great handjob, a quarter sized amount was perfect to keep everything wet, in motion, and it won't chafe at all.

It makes everything it is applied to nicely slick and slippery. It is a great replacement for natural lubrication when you're a little too dry. It's not the exact same consistency though, as it is a little thinner and more watery.

This clear lube lasts until it is wiped away. There is no need to wash it off, but it does leave a very wet feeling, so some cleanup is nice afterwards. If it gets on clothing or sheets it does not stain, but blot it up with a towel to speed up drying.
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting
    • Performance


This isn't packaged in anything besides its tube. It is suitable for travel, but its large size isn't optimal. No instructions but I don't think any are needed. It isn't very discreet as SEX is the largest word on the packaging, along with other phrases like "Tangy Lube for Lovers" and "Just like good sex" on its bright orange tube.

Peach Pucker


And on the back the ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Citric Acid, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Flavor, Sucralose, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Diazolidinyl Urea.

Sealed for your protection:
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Not discreet

Special Features

Great unique soury, tangy, puckery taste.

Personal comments

Years ago I tried a much smaller size and I would like to see them offered here. I would hurry to buy one of each size!


It absolutely is a fun lube to try. The taste is extremely unique to experience and you just want to keep on licking! The slippery texture gave me handjob speed and rhythm that I can not achieve without lube and was very satisfying to my partner. It didn't leave me feeling gross either.
Follow-up commentary
I'm not as in love with this lube when I first tried it. I seem to be getting a yeast infection from it, which I assume is from the sucralose in it.

It has been used at least five more times, and I find that it is getting stickier over time. Used it with another hand job, and it was wonderful for him. However, it really left me feeling gross, unclean, and needing to wipe it off.

Honestly, I was really happy with it, and now I am disappointed. Perhaps it's time to find something else I like.
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  • Midway through
    Fantastic job on your first review!
  • dv8
    I wouldn't want to taste anything that had parabens.
  • Seharra
    Thanks for the review! I'm really interested in this because it's sugar free, but I agree... I'd like to have the option of having a smaller and slightly less expensive bottle to sample first.
  • LacyRogue
    Thank you

    DV8 - Sadly now a days everything and anything is linked to cancer - some deodorants, red meat, cleaning supplies, etc. So I'll take my chances.
  • GirlOnGirl
    Great review!
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    Thank you!
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    Thanks for the review!
  • Andrey2052
    thumbs up!
  • Maximusx
    Thank you for the awesome review. Man i am really wanting to try these. They say sugar free but it contains glycerin which is a sugar, could be probs for the ladies. Sounds tasty though
  • Feisty
    thanks for the great review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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