Sex tarts - water based lube by Topco Sales - review by JF

Sex tarts

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Sex tarts - No pucker for this sucker!

I'm giving Sex Tarts one star because my overall experience with this product was bad! I prefer the natural taste of body parts, so I'm just going to stick with that!
Non-staining, latex friendly.
Contains sucralose, runny, bad aftertaste, smells like raspberry hand soap.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Sex tarts is a sugar-free lubrication that is best used for oral sex performed on females or males. Be careful when applying this product as it pours out of the bottle like a waterfall. I would have preferred the lube to be much thicker so it doesn't run down body parts and get all over the bed. In my opinion, it's a bad choice for an oral sex lube.
    • Everyone
    • Young couples
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The problem is that Sex Tarts is RUNNY! I compare the consistency to water. Not only is it runny, it's sticky as well. Sticky enough to make me want to jump in the shower immediately after use. A combination I prefer NOT to have. It's really easy to pour as it comes out of the bottle, onto the parts that you want lubricated, and then wherever else it decides to run. The good thing is that Sex Tarts is non-staining, so when it decides to make a mess on your bed, you don't have to worry about your nice sheets getting ruined.

Taste / Aroma

The taste is sweet at first but leaves an aftertaste of soap. Something that I found I could not just ignore. The smell is horrible for a lube. I can relate the smell to raspberry smelling hand soap. The scent isn't so strong as to smell up an entire room, but while performing it's something that you can't get out of your nose. Unfortunately, it contains sucralose, a sugar substitute not yet determined to be safe. The additional ingredients are: Water, Glycerin, Citric Acid, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulous, Flavor, Sucralose, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Diazolidinyl Urea.


Sex Tarts lasted throughout the entire performance, about 15-20 minutes. As long as you're using it for oral sex and keep it wet so it doesn't get sticky, I'm sure Sex Tarts can last a while. Clean up depends where and how much lube was present. Clean up on the skin is easy, you just wipe it off with a wet rag. Clean up on your bed -- well, you have to do laundry. What a drag!


Sex Tarts comes in a 6 fl. oz. bottle. The bottle itself is not discreet at all as it has a BIG logo that says "Sex Tarts: Tangy Lube For Lovers" on it. There were no instructions included on the package. There are some cute sayings on the back, however, that definitely do NOT ring true for this lube.

Special Features

It's SUPPOSED to taste like raspberries. It doesn't.

Personal comments

I suggest using Sex Tarts lube if you have no taste buds, as well as no smell!


I was trying this out just for fun and it was anything but! I kept having to stop during the middle of the act to get over the smell, taste, and feel of it all. I'm positive my boyfriend did not appreciate all of the stopping and going of this experience.
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  • Maiden
    Great review! I'm sorry you had such a horrible experience.
  • ......
    Welcome! Nice review, thanks!
  • JF
    thank you both Smile
  • TacoODoom
    good review, and welcome Smile
  • JF
    thank you Smile
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Nice review! I had the same problems that you did with this product. I hear the other flavors are better tasting, though. Welcome to EF!
  • J's Alley
    I had issues with it too. The apple tastes ok, but to me it is like a yeast infection all bottled up, ready to be put into place.

    Nice review.
  • red delicious
    Nice review!
  • Sammi
    Too bad it doesn't have a better smell and taste.
    Good review Smile
  • JF
    thanks all! Smile
  • EvaChangeN
    good review thanks
  • IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review; sorry this product didn't work out better for you.
  • Blooddragon
    Great review!
  • girl next door
    great review!
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Darklyvan
    Good review
  • ViVix
    Sad to hear it's runny!
  • Tbanda
    Thanks, great review!
  • Cat E.
    Love your honesty.
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