Sex tarts - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by MeghanLeigh003

Sex tarts

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This one's a bad apple...

Sex tarts is a great, water based lube perfect for a little bit of fun in the bedroom. Tastes great and has just the right amount of tart to make your lips pucker.
Great smell/taste, perfect for oral sex
Super tart/sour, sticky, runny
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Sex tarts is a water based, flavored lubricant. It is safe to use with condoms or toys, and can make oral sex extra yummy! It's a little bit runny, so be careful when you are applying this lube. The bottle is 6 oz, which makes it a great buy for $10.99.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Sex tarts is EXTREMELY runny, so watch out when you're getting it out of the tube! Be careful because not only will it end up where you wanted, but everywhere else! I first tested this on my finger. It's a very convincing pineapple, the problem is that it's TART and made my lips pucker which wasn't terrible, it was just a little more sour than I had originally anticipated. This is great for oral sex (on males) but quickly becomes sticky, so you'll need to clean up with soap and water afterward.
    • Sticky
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Sex tarts pineapple, has a very distinct, candy-like pineapple taste. The tartness is more sour and made my lips pucker. It has a really strange aftertaste; however, that I noticed about 5 minutes in. I can't really describe it, kind of a soap/plastic taste. It has a great aroma though, and you could smell it in the room from the second we popped open the tube.
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell
    • Strong taste


This product is great for oral sex; the tartness of this lube increased my saliva and made it even easier to go down on my man. Sex tarts lasted about 10-15 minutes, before it just felt like a sticky mess; clean up is a breeze however because all you need to do is wash it off with a little soap and water. Remember that because it is so runny, it may get onto your bed sheets (or other things) and you may need to do some spot cleaning on your surrounding area or throw a few things into the wash. We did get a few drips on the bed sheets, and after I threw them in the wash I checked for stains and there wasn't anything noticeable.
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Reapply often


Although this product is water based and could be used for oral sex or vaginally, it left me with a terrible experience. When Sex tarts arrived on our doorstep, my boyfriend and I were eager to test it out in the bedroom. We started out using it for some light oral play on him and decided to try it out as a lube for sex as well. Things started out OK, but within a few minutes I felt a horrible, burning sensation. Even after we stopped, I still felt the burning for quite a while. While this lube was great for oral, and even helped to improve the experience (taste/saliva) it did leave both of us sticky.
Follow-up commentary
We tossed this one from our lube line up shortly after the first use! Even though it's great for using during oral sex, it was terrible for vaginal intercourse. Beware if you plan to make a purchase, it left me with a terrible burning sensation for hours after the first use.
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  • Tori Rebel
    Sorry this wasn't a good product for you!
  • MeghanLeigh003
    I was actually really disappointed it didn't work out the way I expected, which surprised me because I really liked the smell!
  • IndependentlyHappy
    That aftertaste sounds unpleasant. Also, I'd definitely agree with your assessment that this lube shouldn't be used for vaginal sex.
  • Blooddragon
    Nice review!
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  • Tbanda
    Appreciate great review!
  • Cat E.
    Thanks for the review!
  • xxxbluexxx
    thanks for the review!
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