Sex Tarts Flavored Lubricant

Do not buy this product if you are looking for a good tasting flavored lubricant. It has an extremely soapy taste, becomes very sticky, and does not live up to its name.
Good lubricating qualities.
Does not live up to its advertised face, tastes horrible.
Rating by reviewer:
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Sex Tarts is a line of flavored lubricants produced by Topco that comes in a variety of flavors such as raspberry, lemon, cherry, watermelon, and a list of others. Unfortunately, the product I received did not reflect its advertised self in any way, and I cannot imagine how it could be considered to be pleasantly flavored in any way.

I recently purchased a 6 fl. oz. container of Sex Tarts' Watermelon Splash flavor. While I was not expecting anything especially spectacular, I was hoping for something that would curb the edge of the somewhat unique tastes involved in oral sex. What my girlfriend and I received was a product that tasted like soap used for blowing bubbles. It was absolutely disgusting. Now, it is entirely possible that I received a faulty product, and in that case, I was unfortunate. Or it is entirely possible that this lubricant truly does not taste like it should, and in that case, I would never, ever recommend this product to anyone.

If there are any positives to be found in this product, it is that Sex Tarts has good lubricating qualities, is water-based (safe for use with condoms), and comes in a generous size which should last a while (I can only wish that it could be used for its intended purpose). However, it also tends to become very sticky after a while, and re-application is much needed, followed by a thorough rinsing after use. On the whole, I would not recommend this product to anyone looking for a quality flavored lubricant. However, please keep in mind that it may simply be that I received a bad batch, so please check around other reviews and see what others have to say.

The overall point; this product definitely has the tart down, and not in a good way. Honestly, this product tastes very soapy and doesn't even mildly represent the fruity flavors it claims to provide. If you want a good flavored lubricant, find another product with a good reputation and leave this one well alone.
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  • Contributor: Victoria
    Oh no!!! I've heard such good things about this lube until your review!
  • Contributor: Miss Cinnamon
    We weren't that impressed with this lube either, but I do have girlfriends who love using this for oral sex. Maybe some flavors work and others don't? In fact, the two flavors that NBM and I reviewed--cherry and watermelon, respectively, aren't even carried by EF, so there may be hope yet!
  • Contributor: Ninebillionman
    I honestly wonder if I received a faulty product, because what I received DID NOT taste like watermelon! It honestly had no flavor to it at all! It tasted like soap. I'm not sure but I would love to know if other people had better luck that I have had with this product. As for myself, I will be finding a different brand if I ever decide to buy again.
  • Contributor: Rockin'
    Did the smell turn you off, too? Did it have much of a smell? That's a shame that it tasted so bad. Sad face
  • Contributor: EvaChangeN
    I used a different flavor that was sickeningly tart to the point I had to rinse my mouth and wash him off its all or none with the flavors
  • Contributor: JordanN
    Thanks for the review.
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