Dream massager - discreet massager discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by naughtycherub

I was pretty intrigued by the concept of silicone because I've been playing with sex toys for a while and hadn't tried it yet. I'd heard plenty of things about how fantastic it feels - smooth, slippery, not at all like a real cock but there you have it - something new to try. So, I tried it.

First things first; appearance wise, it's awesome. Bright purple is way fun, and like all the varied descriptions I've read of silicone toys, it was nice and smooth to play with, with giant bumps that looked like they'd be fun inside me.

I took my new toy out of its box and turned it on. First problem, it was way loud. This toy was like a jackhammer. Luckily, my neighbors weren't home, so I didn't have anything to worry about, but whoa. If you're in a situation where it's necessary to have some degree of control over the amount of sound you're producing, this is not the toy for you.

On the plus side, though, the crazy amount of noise did mean that the vibrations were pretty intense, which I like. There's a nice element of being able to control the level of vibration from very, very minimal to quite intense, which I had fun playing with.

Dream massager was fun, but it didn't blow my mind. Once I got past the preliminary bits (playing with it on my clit, testing the vibration settings) and put it inside me, I wasn't all that impressed. It's a bit too stiff; it doesn't bend at all, so it's difficult to use for g-spot stimulation. The bumps along the side, while fun, made it difficult to penetrate myself fast enough to do all that much. I managed to get off with it, but getting off with a toy and managing to get off with a toy are very different things. My main thought throughout was “I’ve had better,” which doesn’t say much at all for it.

Overall, though, I did like the silicone, and the vibrations were nice; this toy just didn’t really do it for me. I’d rate it at two out of five, three out of five if you intend to use it just for clitoral stimulation|Clitoral vibrators & reviews.