Dream massager - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by mpfm

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I dream of ripples

If you're looking for a inexpensive rigid vibrator with deep and rumbly vibrations and moderate texture, check this out. Dream Massager works like a dream for me. It has many features I love and a tiny, tiny price tag.
Deep and rumbly vibrations
Nice texture
May be too rigid for some
May have too much texture for some
(Not me, I love it)
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Dream Massager is a cute little inexpensive vibrator from California Exotics. I have CalEx's Dream Massager G which is very similar. I liked it so much, I had to try this companion piece. I was not disappointed. It's a nice rumbly vibrator with a nice price tag.

I have found this to be a versatile toy. This little beauty can be used for internal or external vaginal play. The girth provides a nice full feeling and the ripples give fun texture. It can be used with a partner or solo. It's waterproof so would love to join you in the bath or shower. It can also double as a body massager. It does not have a flared base so this is not for anal play.

Due to it's rigidness, girth, and moderate texture, this is best for experienced toy users. Beginners should figure out what type of stimulation they like before trying this one.

    • Couples
    • Solo

Material / Texture

Dream Massager is made from plastic which rates an 8/10 on Eden's safety scale. It is nonporous and phthalate free. Since it can be completely sanitized it is a body safe toy. I feel completely safe buying plastic toys.

It has a coating of soft rubber cote. This gives the plastic a smooth velvety feel. It is much nicer to touch than plain plastic would be. It is smooth to touch. However it is very rigid and unforgiving. There is no give to the material at all. It can't be bent at all. It retains its curvy shape at all times.

It features 2 prominent ripples that provide interesting texture. I enjoy the sensations from the texture. However, if you don't like at least a moderate amount of texture, you probably won't enjoy this toy.

Design / Shape / Size

Dream Massager has beautiful curves. The top is a circular bulb. It is not tapered at all. It looks like a ball sitting on top of the vibe. From there it slopes into a valley before rippling out again. One more set of valley and ripples complete the look. The top and the 2nd ripple are the same size at 5 inches around. The middle one is slightly smaller at 4.75 inches. The ripples are set fairly close together. They create a moderate amount of texture when used vaginally. I like the feel of the ripples when thrusting gently. Those who don't appreciate texture might not like this.

The entire toy is 5.25 inches long with about 4.25 of it insertable. The length may be on the small side, but the girth isn't. Due to the girth I would classify this as a mid size toy. Also keep in mind the rigidness of the plastic makes it feel even larger than it's 5 inches. Toys that are hard feel larger than squisher toys of the same size.

I chose the bright blue toy, but it is also available in purple or pink.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are strong and quiet- my favorite combination. It features 3 steady settings. It does not have any pulsating options. If you love pulsating you might want to skip this. The vibrations are deep and rumbly. It's sometimes difficult to find inexpensive with strong rumbly vibrations. This meets those demands admirably. It's a tad bit nosier than Dream Massager G, but it still can't be heard behind closed doors. That's always a plus.

It runs on two AA batteries. The bottom dome cap unscrews revealing the battery compartment. It is clearly marked for proper battery placement. It also has an O-ring protecting the batteries and motor from water. Yep, it's completely waterproof. You can pleasure yourself in the tub or shower without any worries.

The dome has triangular indentation all around it. They add a nice design as well as making it nice for fingers to grip. The dome cap is easy to take on and off. Also on the cap is the dial to control the settings. Just turn it to your desired setting. It is convenient and intuitive. I don't have any trouble with accidentally changing the setting either.

Care and Maintenance

This is very easy to care for. It can be cleaned with soap and water, 10% bleach solution, or toy wipes. Being waterproof its nice just to run it under the faucet with some soap. It doesn't get any easier than that. Just be sure that the cap is screwed on tight.

Any type of lube, whether oil based, water based, or silicone is compatible with this toy. You also don't have to worry about it reacting with any other toy. The plastic is going to be nice for a very long time. It can be stored in a drawer or wherever you store your toys. It's not very long so it shouldn't take up too much space.


There's much about this vibrator I love. Used internally it provides a nice full feeling with wonderful rumbles inside me. I like to leave it in without thrusting sometimes. It's nice on the low setting during foreplay or while I am giving or receiving oral sex. I can gently rock for pleasurable sensations. I also like slow gentle thrusts with it. The ripples are very pleasant slowing going in and out. It's also great externally. I like vibes that allow for a lot of pressure on the entire vulva area. This is a perfect size and weight for that. It's my favorite way for a very quick orgasm with this toy.

It doesn't stimulate my G-spot. Dream Massager G is much better at that. Still this is a very nice toy. I am happy to have it in my collection.

The rounded head is also nice to massage other areas. It is nice on erogenous zones like nipples, inner thighs, and nape of neck. But it's also nice for a general body massage. We use a few different massage techniques with it. Sometimes we use it to dot our backs kind of like the markers used to dot bingo cards. Sometimes we hold it down and twist from side to side. This is my favorite. sometimes we trace with curcular patterns. It can also be rolled on its side. There's lots of massage possibilities.
Follow-up commentary
I still think this is a great inexpensive vibrator. I like that it is so rigid as I can get nice pressure from it. I enjoy using it externally the best. It's always good for a satisfying quick romp.
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  • Gracie
    Thanks for the review! This looks like a great toy! I love deep rumbly vibes and broad stimulation and this one sounds like it was made for me! I hope you enjoy yours a long time!
  • Melan!e
    Great review! I've been wanting to pick this one up but somehow keep forgetting to add it to my cart.
  • rockblenny
    Thanks for the review.
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    great review
  • Miss Anonymous
    I'm glad that you loved this!
    Thanks for the awesome review!
  • laflauta
    Thanks for the review. This sounds great, especially for the price.
  • puppylove
    Thanks for the review!
  • sexyfun
    Thanks for the review, this is already on my wishlist
  • Ms. Peaches
    Greta review.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for the wonderful review. Glad you liked this one.
  • Beneath The Bed
    Awesome review! Thanks!
  • TheSinDoll
    I have the Dream Massager G and it was so pointy and pointy that I couldn't stand it. This sounds far more interesting. Nice job.
  • unfulfilled
    Great review!
  • edeneve
    great review - love rumbles!
  • deltalima
    Thanks for sharing
  • FieryRed
    The base may be made of nonporous plastic, but what about that rubber coating? Are you sure it's nonporous? Where can I find that information?
  • padmeamidala
    Thanks for a great review!
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