Eins Gonna Kick Your Butt!!

A hard hitter in a velvety, soft, sensual silicone shaft. A miniature sex machine, quiet and powerful with an erotic thrust that hits the target every time. Sonic Eins by Fun Factory is an innovative, new addition to their Click-n-Charge line. The penetrating, powerful thrusts mimics intercourse and the soft curved tip adds a bit of excitement for the G-spot. Made to ride hard and put away wet, Eins is waiting for the next woman strong enough to conquer it....
Published:
Pros
-Jackhammer thrusting motion.
-Extremely quiet.
-Long lasting, powerful, multi-functions.
Cons
-Girthy!!!
-Magnetic charging.
-No vibration.
-Keeping it in place.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Unique sensations, a girthy design and power--what more could you ask for? The Eins is made to satisfy and experiment with, either solo or with a partner. Fun Factory does not recommend it for anal use due to the lack of a flared base. I did not find it clitorally satisfying in any way, but will work on that one!!

Men can enjoy very shallow thrusting with the tip on the external p-spot area, external anal play and testicle and shaft stimulation. Women will enjoy G-spot target and teasing, thrusting during penetration, external anal to vaginal sensations and sensory teasing. You may also use this in the above ways as a couple. Add nipple teasing, temperature play and shower, tub or swimming pool sex.

The Eins also makes a wonderful back and neck massager!! The thrusts work those knots out in no time. Use it to poke your partner in the morning to wake them up...not recommended. One thing you can say, this baby can literally kick your butt--one poke at a time!!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Almost silent
    • Thrusting
    • Unique features
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Made of 100% medical grade silicone and rating a 10 on the material scale, Fun Factory's Stronic Eins is hypoallergenic, body safe, and has anti-bacterial properties. Silicone is odorless, tasteless and will not burn if it comes into contact with an open flame. It is also latex, rubber and phthalates free.

The material is an excellent choice for beginners to advanced users alike. Beginners can relax and enjoy the vibrator without worrying about an allergic reaction to the material and advanced users should already be aware of the benefits of silicone and the longevity of the Eins.

The silicone is smooth, velvety, and has a wonderful drag against the skin. A dab of water based lube enhances the sensual, velvety feeling and reduces friction or irritation. Eins is seamless and does not pick up lint like many other silicone products. The core of the Eins is rigid, but the tip is slightly flexible and the silicone has a light plushness that is slightly squishy. You may not notice this too much during use, but compared to other, firmer toys, it is very luxurious feeling.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Caution--the Stronic Eins is HUGE!! The girth starts at 1" and ends up measuring 1 3/4" right before the 2" bump. The shaft is 6 1/4" long and the base is 3 1/4" long, totaling 9 1/2". It is about the size of a deformed cucumber--a bit smaller on one end.

The shape reminds me of a cupped hand; the palm being the larger shaft bump, an slight curve up and the tip is the end of the fingers. There is no definition, so the shape is only suggestive. The curve allows for a broader range of stimulation. This is perfect for G-pot targeting and teasing, but not so much for clitoral.

This item is appropriate for travel if you do not mind bringing along an extra suitcase...Just kidding!! Honestly, the Eins is just too large for me to comfortable bring it along when traveling unless I am traveling by car. There is nothing discreet about the toy, it IS a sexual stimulator!!

The size is for anyone who enjoys a larger girth. I know when I was beginning to use toys, this may have been just too much toy for me. Instead of using the Eins for internal thrusting and G-spot stimulation, it would have ended kicking my butt; literally and figuratively.
    • Futuristic
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The magnetic charger port, two very small metal prongs, are located at the very bottom of the base. Carefully line them up with the provided charger and place on a flat, non-metal surface. The lights will blink in a rotating fashion, giong from the - button to the + then finally the Fun button. I let mine charge for about 5 hours and it worked strong for about 3 hours. The directions state a 16 hour minimum charge, unless I am reading it all wrong!!

I did charge it again for 12 hours and still do not know if it had a full charge. I do know it has about a 4-6 hour 'play time' after charging for 12 hours, though!! It started to slow down a bit and that is when I put it back on the charger for the third time...will let you know about the charge time in the Follow-up Review. If I can ever wait that long!!

The three buttons are located on the front area of the base. The 'Fun' button is a dedicated on/off switch. Press it for a couple seconds to turn the Eins on, and it turns off immediately when pressed. The '+' button changes the intensity and has a couple patterns and the '-' button lowers the intensity and also has programmed patterns. There is NO vibration, just up and down thrusting variations. These are very deep, penetrating and rumbly thrusts.

Thrusting patterns: ('+' button)1. Low even thrusting - 2. Medium even thrusting - 3. High even thrusting - 4. Very rapid even thrusting - 5. Very rapid to low thrusting - 6. Low 'hiccuping' to medium thrusting - 7. Low hiccups to rapid thrusts- ('-' button)8. Chugging even deep thrusts - 9. Deep double hiccups - Hiccup, pause, hiccup.
    • Discreet sound
    • Long lasting power
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

Wash thoroughly in warm, soapy water and rinse well. Use a very soft bristled toothbrush to clean the seam area where the shaft meets the base. I go back over the Eins with a good, sanitizing toy cleaner once it is dry. This extra step ensures the safety of the material, removal of harmful bacteria and ensures the longevity of the toy.

Storage is pretty basic. Being silicone, you do not want to store the Eins in direct sunlight, an overly warm area or with soft toy materials. I store my Eins by itself in a toy pouch sealed in a zip lock bag or back in the original box.

Use only water based lube with this vibrator. Oil and silicone based lubes will damage the silicone and make it unsafe for further use. Silicone can have a chemical reaction and a foul odor, deterioration of the silicone, and discoloration/distortion of shape may occur.
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Warnings:
~Do NOT store unless charged; this will ruin the battery.
~Do NOT place the magnetic charger on metal surfaces, this can cause a short circuit.
~May explode if thrown in fire or opened with force.
~Magnetic strip cards, i.e. credit/debit cards, should not come into contact with the box, Stronic Eins or charger. This will damage the toy and erase the card's information.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

There is a slip-on sleeve over the gold, cardboard box that nestles the Stronic Eins. The gold box has a basic lift up top and a thin insert. The Eins lays on the bottom of the box under the manual and charger. There is a warning/cautions booklet that is tucked in on one end. Remove the plastic netting on the base of the vibrator before charging.

When you plug the charger in, it unlocks the vibrator. To re-lock it, press the - and + buttons at the same time until the light blinks. This process also unlocks it as well. This is a great feature, since it keeps it from turning on when accidentally dropped, traveling or if your cat jumps on the toy.

The gold box has a 1 1/2" Fun Factory logo and the phrase "Your Perfect Moment" written on the right side of the top. This can easily be covered up by a gift tag and bow. You can also get some thin double sided tap, add a ribbon over the top and a bow or silk flower for discreet gift giving or storage.
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

~Works wonderfully as a massager along the spine or cupping the back of the neck.
~Place the base bump on the anal opening and the tip by the vaginal opening/clitoris and see how delicious this makes you feel.
~Stimulate the penis while performing oral-lower speed definitely recommended for this situation!
~Decedent feeling on the nipples, very stimulating and sensual.
~Chill in ice or place on a heating pad for temperature play.....
~Hold it in the vicinity with one finger, letting the Eins bump into your fingertip on the out stroke. Holding it with your hands in any manner tends to mute the thrusting. You can also place a pillow on the maximum distance for the outer thrust motion and let it hit that.
~Works best hands free for maximum thrusting!!

Experience

The Eins reminds me of a mini-jackhammer or Saws-all. With up and down motion and no vibration, the feeling is more of a travel sized sex machine than a vibrator. Fun Factory calls it pulsating, but it actually feels like thrusting. The thrust are harder in the slowest mode and get more shallow and not as penetrating in the fast modes. Whichever speed you choose, it is very powerful and rumbly.

Almost silent, the noise it makes is similar to Ben Wa balls being hit rapidly by a piston mechanism. But you don't hear the hit, just the weighted balls moving back and forth. To me it is a chugging noise, similar to a very far away train. This is a good option for roommate or quiet situations.

I did find it numbing after using for about an hour straight, but definitely satisfying. When I used a vibrator with this, I had to go with a light, buzzy one or it was too overwhelming. I will experiment a bit with the different vibrators and give some recommendations on the follow up review.
Follow-up commentary
I love the thrusting variations that are programmed into the Eins. I do find it a bit numbing after awhile and the clitoral bump just does not seem to hit the spot very well. If I hold onto the Eins with anything other than a finger, it deadens the thrusting, so pillows and a fingertip hold are really the best way to maximize the movements.

I found non-intrusive vibrators the best for clitoral stimulation while using the Eins. I liked the B-soft, Lulu, a bullet, or other G-spot shaped vibrators for that little bit of kick on the clitoris. That really pushed me over the edge and excited my husband.

It is also a great opportunity for couple play as well. Let him hold the vibrator and you control the Eins....
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Virgingasms
    Thanks for the review! I don't know how I only found out about this toy a few days ago, but it's at the top of my wishlist now!
  • Contributor: wetone123
    Great review! I'm sure it's big and filling, but don't know if the thrust would be enough thrust for me. Saw a video of it and it seemed to be a shallow thrust. Thanks for all the great info you've provided.
  • Contributor: Sangsara
    well Im still buying it even if every thursting toy ive tried is useless- so good to know that it works best hands free cause thats how I intend on using it!
  • Contributor: HannahPanda
    Thanks for the review! Love this color
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    Excellent review and thanks for those warnings
  • Contributor: Kinsey
    Great review, cant wait to get my own!
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    Thanks for the great review! So much information. I would have never thought about my debit card being erased by a toy! Holy moly. I've seen videos of this thing in action. It's like it has a mind of its own! I'm glad you liked it!
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    Loved the personal comments!
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    I want to try this SO bad! Thanks for the great review.
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    The thrusting sounds really interesting... I'm kind of intrigued. Thank you for all the info!
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