Slim smooth delight - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by married with children

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not so delightful.

This was free, and so we tried it. I would not recommend any one go out and purchase this. If it comes up as a free item, go for it. But the quality is not there.
Published:
Pros:
it was free, multiple vibrations
Cons:
just about everything else
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This is used like a traditional vibrator. It can be used for internal and external stimulation. It has multiple vibration patterns. But other then that, it is pretty boring. This is just your basic plastic vibrator with the addition of the multiple patterns. Nothing special. Not waterproof. Not flexible.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

This is made from hard plastic. There is no odor, taste, or give to the material. This is also smooth, it does not have any texture at all (unless you count the seem running up the sides of it). The plastic is a pretty safe material, though not one we like all that much. With plastic you can use any type of lube, they are all compatible. Plastic is also non porous, making it safe to share with others (assuming you sanitize it after each use).
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This is 5 1/2 inches long for insertable length, and just under 7 inches total length. It has a diameter of 1 1/4 inches at its widest, and 3/4 of a inch at its thinnest. If you are looking at the picture, the top bulb is 1 inch long and 7/8 inch wide. This is followed by a thin 3/4 inch wide and 3/4 inch long piece. The second bulb is 1 1/4 inch long and 1 1/4 inch wide. The remaining shaft is 1 inch wide the rest of the way down to the battery cap.

Overall, we felt this worked best as a clit vib. The firmness, for us, made it pretty much useless as anything else. Not to mention the seem that was running down both sides of the vibrator. You could feel the seem, it was very noticeable and caused some discomfort during use. To deal with this problem, one would need to use a condom or toy cover over the vibrator while using it internally. We have not used condoms for 12 years, so that option is out for us.

You can tell from looking at this, that it is a sex toy. It is not something you would leave out if you have small kids, roommates, or parents in your home.
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This has a small rubber button on the bottom of the battery cap that is used to control the motor. It is a little hard to control, because it is so small and does not stick out very far. But it is a cheap toy, so I expect controls like this. This is not waterproof, so do not use it around water.

This has six different vibration patterns. Each push of the button changes the pattern. The first three are low, medium, and high steady vibrations. There is not much of a difference in intensity between low/medium, and medium/high; but you can tell the difference between low/high. The fourth patterns is a roller coaster pattern. The patterns start at a steady high and slowly decrease until it is off, before slowly gaining in intensity until it is back on high. The pattern repeats its self. The pattern takes about 5 seconds to cycle through. The fifth pattern is a pulsing pattern. It feels to be on the high intensity with about 2-3 pulses every second. The sixth pattern is a different pulsing pattern. It is 4 quick medium pulses in about 1 second, followed by a longer pulse on high for just under 1 second.

This is pretty loud. You can hear it through the covers, and maybe even through a closed door. Once again, I feel this is due to the fact that it is made from plastic. It has a loud, hollow sound to it. It is not as loud as a magic wand, but it is close.
The button, as I mentioned, is a problem. You have to hold it in to turn off the motor. But it is not your typical 2 second hold, that most toys take to turn off. This one takes just slightly longer holding it to turn it off then it does to change the pattern. There have been times where we have turned it off by accident, when we were trying to just change the pattern. So it is slightly frustrating at some times.

The vibrations travel nicely throughout the entire toy. I feel this is because of the hard plastic used. A softer material would have damped the power of this motor.
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Since this is not waterproof and made of plastic, I would use a toy cleaner on it. It would be the safest method of keeping this guy clean. You could risk washing this with some soap and warm water; but with no o-ring in the battery compartment cap, you risk getting water inside the battery compartment and breaking the motor.

Also since this is made from plastic, you can pretty much store this any way you wish. The plastic will not react with any other materials during storage.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This just came in a plastic bag, unsealed plastic bag. No instructions. No box for storage. It was pretty boring. There was nothing to hide what it was. Nothing to protect if during shipping. I was a little disappointed in how it arrived to my door.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

This was a free toy, and being a free toy we where not expecting much from it. So we were not let down when we did not get much from it. Sure it has the multiple vibration patterns. But is that enough to make it a great toy? Not for us. We need more. Better materials, for one. At least a waterproof cap would have been nice.

Experience

We only use this as a clit vib. The seem makes it pretty much useless as anything else. I would have to assume that the manufacturing is all over the place on this cheap toy, so the seem might very greatly from vibrator to vibrator. But ours was pretty bad, and caused pain and discomfort during thrusting.
Follow-up commentary
This is another on of those toys that have not been touched again since the original review was written on it. It was a free toy, and that is it. It is not worth the hassle of trying to use, when we have much nicer toys in the drawer.
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Comments
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Mine has been sitting in my toy bag for so long I have not even thought too try it out. I actually forgot I had it lol. Thanks for sharing!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for reading.
  • spunkmonkey
    spunkmonkey  
    Thanks for the great review.
  • gloomybear
    gloomybear  
    thanx for the review!
  • Various
    Various  
    Thanks for the review!
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