Slim smooth delight, should be slim smooth dreadful....

This toy arrived in very little packaging; i washed it multiple times. I was hoping it was worth the effort I put into it, what a disappointment. This toy is by no means a delight.
Published:
Pros:
Glows in the dark, I think.
Cons:
This whole toy is a con.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
First off if there was a 0 rating, I would give it to slim smooth delight. I was extremely disappointed with this product; it just did not do anything for me. I tried all seven speeds, and did not like single one; I did not even get off.

The intended use of Slim Smooth Delight by Doc Johnson is the same as any other traditional vibe. This use is to provide vibrations and allow you to penetrate yourself. This works okay for penetration, but for me this is all. The vibrations of this toy are really terrible, I thought having more speed options would help. They did not; in fact maybe if this toy did not have so many options one of the speeds might be better for me.

The design of the traditional vibrator is truly unique; I have never seen one like this before. This is a slim smooth shaft that measures six and a half inches. Only about five and a half is insert able; the diameter is one and eighth inches and circumference is three and a half. The very tip of this vibrator is what makes it look unique. The tip is comparable in circumference to my thumb; this is the size for about two inches and then it goes to three and half circumference. I do not get the design of this vibrator, it does not seem to help for better stimulation to one area; it is not curved so not for g spot, it is not pointed for better access to the clit. The only thing I think maybe it could before is to beginners to anal, only the tip though. This could be inserted anally up to where the size changes and prove some stimulation, however I am not sure this is why it is designed like this or not.Do not insert the whole traditional vibe in anally thing is not shaped good for this function.

There are seven different speeds to this toy; one speed is a slight hum, second is a little stronger hum, third is even stronger hum, fourth is one that starts going then stops and continues, fifth is a pulsating one, sixth is one that pulsates also but does in a pattern of fours, and seventh is a buzzing normal vibration. Out of these speeds I disliked all of them; they just are not intense enough for me. These speeds are controlled by a push button located on the bottom of the battery unit; this toy takes two AAA batteries. All of these vibrations are loud sounding like a weed wacker, TV or radio could drown the sound.

This toy is suppose to glow in the dark, however I never use mine in complete dark. I always have a TV on so I can not say if it does or not. However if it does this is the best function about this toy. The worse thing about this toy was the whole toy itself, it was not powerful enough and just did not do it for me.

I would not recommend this toy for you to purchase, this is a free toy right now so grab it while you can. I would not spend the price that is marked for this toy at all on this toy. I am very disappointed in this toy; usually Doc Johnson is my preferred vibrator go to.

Cleaning this toy is easy, this is waterproof so you can wash it with warm water and mild soap, allowing to air dry. This toy is also compatible with all lubes; I did not use any with this toy since my natural lube is usually enough.

Packaging was kind of disturbing; this arrived in just a sheet of bubble wrap. I washed this toy a bunch of times before using. This was not even sealed bubble wrap, so this is kind of gross. They should at least use the simple plastic box; like usual.
Experience
This toy can easily be used during intercourse also; this is how I used it. I tried using this toy for about 15minutes, trying out every speed. I was just disappointed and stopped intercourse to get a different to. Thanks for reading all.
Follow-up commentary
This toy was a total fail for me. I still have it. I just never use it. This was a very nice free gift though.
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My Slim smooth delight tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Beginners toy
    • Bridal gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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Comments
  • Beck
    Beck  
    Awe, someone read this...
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Sorry this one was such a disappointment. Seven speeds and it still did nothing for you? Hope you find something better
  • Antipova
    Antipova  
    Bummer that "this whole toy is a con," but you summed it up well. Better luck with your next toy. (And people tend not to be super-eager to read reviews of the free toy (maybe after the first or second one is posted), because there are so many reviews and most people aren't really on the fence about a decision.
  • sweet seduction
    sweet seduction  
    Thanks for the review
  • Beck
    Beck  
    welcome!
  • nightynightwabbit
    nightynightwabbit  
    Thanks for the review. Looks like I'm skipping this one for sure
  • Beck
    Beck  
    Welcome.
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