Bzzz Buddies - pocket rocket discontinued by TME Products - review by Moongodyss

The thing that first attracted me to this toy was the irresistible design. It's a big eyed, pink kitten. I went 'awww' and bought it when it was first offered for sale.

I wanted to try a toy like this. I have some butt plugs, two rabbits and two vibrators (one large and one pocket sized). I wanted to branch out and add to my slowly growing collection. I saw this and felt the need to get it. This is one of those items where I was sold on the looks alone before realizing what I was getting.

This is a hard plastic toy, takes one AA battery, and four attachments. It's a dark pink and white cat with big, kittenish eyes. There is no velvety coating or silicone accents; just hard, rigid plastic. Cleaning is easy, but anything too strong might remove some of the details of the cat. There are four attachments, also hard plastic, with four different sensation options.

I had a hard time getting this thing to even turn on. Maybe mine was being stubborn. The toy has a on, off and open option. The battery chamber is a little vague (as in where the + and - should be in the chamber).

The four attachments are unusual. To remove one, simply snap it off. I think the bare, metal balls on the bottom of the toy are better than the attachments. One attachment is round and smooth; one is flattened pegs and the other two are spikes that make me say 'Owwie' even when simply touching with my finger tips. I wouldn't go using these on sensitive areas.

This toy is LOUD, even with the door shut. I wouldn't use this unless I was home alone. I felt embarrassed turning it on. Lastly, the vibrations were so strong for me that I didn't enjoy the toy much at all. I wish it had some options for intensity.

When you put in the battery, make sure the 'bb' on the shaft is facing forward, as in same side as the front of the cat. If the 'bb' is on the backside, your toy won't turn on. Below the cat's tail, is a set of grooves that point to the on, off and open options. If the options aren't under this groove, the bottom of the shaft is backwards.

Yes it's cute, but the noise and the bizarre attachment textures don't do it for me. It's more of a novelty item. It's a shame, I wanted to like this but I can't.