Where do you hide your sex toys?

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Where do you hide your sex toys?

Darling Jen Darling Jen
My one box just ain't cuttin' it anymore. I now have a medium-sized file box (lockable), a small box, and an enitre drawer full. I have now decided my dream home has a 'toy room' for all of my stuff.
11/12/2010
Taylor Taylor
I have a locking makeup case that I use. I bought it when I was doing makeup professionally for weddings. When I had a close call with someone going through my stuff I decided I needed something that locked.

The only problem is that it looks rather empty with just a couple toys in it so I guess I'll just have to buy some more
11/13/2010
Dame Demi Dame Demi
My collection surpassed any possiblity of being stored discreetly in my house a long time ago. I generally try to keep everything upstairs, just out of respect for people who find that sort of thing embarassing, and I only let them go upstairs after issuing a warning that something you see can't be unseen. The giant sex swing and stand also made hiding stuff difficult, but I don't have kids, and my friends know me well enough not to be surprised. And I'm definitely not shy about it; I'm happy to show my collection when people ask, and I've had many people ask me to be their escort to their first adult store.

It can be easy to get put off toys if you buy cheap crap that falls apart; it's even easier if you buy an expensive piece of crap. I'm confident of my knowledge of the products and think I can make informed recommendations. The employees are usually pretty shocked when they realize I know the products much better than they do, and own a good portion of the store's better-quality inventory.

Also, back at home, the new trend toward rechargeable toys has made life difficult, because I'm having to resort to charging them using power strips, which usually leads to a tangled mess of charging wires.
11/13/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
My collection surpassed any possiblity of being stored discreetly in my house a long time ago. I generally try to keep everything upstairs, just out of respect for people who find that sort of thing embarassing, and I only let them go upstairs after ...
You need a charging station, like people use for cell phones and whatnot, only for sex toys.
11/13/2010
Dame Demi Dame Demi
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
You need a charging station, like people use for cell phones and whatnot, only for sex toys.
I plan on getting one soon for my non-sexual electronic toys, because I've got a ton of those. I'd need a charging ROOM. I decided to charge up just the toys I have that I've not yet tried, and I've got them in the bedrooms, bathrooms, on the hall bannister, and on the kitchen counters. I really hope nobody decides to drop by.
11/13/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
I plan on getting one soon for my non-sexual electronic toys, because I've got a ton of those. I'd need a charging ROOM. I decided to charge up just the toys I have that I've not yet tried, and I've got them in the bedrooms, ...
Wow, that sounds impressive.
11/14/2010
Kimbertrees Kimbertrees
I keep them in my nightstand currently, but that will have to change soon seeing as my daughter has just gotten tall enough to pull my toy bag out of there. :/ Luckily she hasn't opened it yet.
11/14/2010
kermi91 kermi91
In a desinated play box that stays under my bed.
11/15/2010
celibacysucks celibacysucks
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
In my bedside table.
11/19/2010
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
We have a sex safe!
11/20/2010
asdfjkl; asdfjkl;
behind my desk where no one looks
11/27/2010
heaven360 heaven360
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
night stand or dresser r good
11/28/2010
Nicky Nicky
Mine are tucked away in a drawer in the closet. I hope to get the Devine Toychest soon, and then they will live on the shelf in the closet.
12/01/2010
Porfiriato Porfiriato
Just in the nightstand, I've never really seen a reason in invest in a toybox
12/01/2010
Lady Neshamah Lady Neshamah
they aren't really hidden, i am married and my husband knows where my toys are and i know where his porn and toys are. i have some in my night stand and some in my desk.
12/01/2010
KnK KnK
In a bag in my closet
12/06/2010
SparklingReviews SparklingReviews
My sex toys are just set in the top drawer of my nightstand... if anyone opened the top drawer they would definitely see them.
12/06/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
I'm going to need to clear out a drawer in the Captains Drawers below our bed. Too many toys and the Sugar Saks are bulging and it's getting to the point where we can't find what we need. I think I need a Toi Box. (We also need a new couch, a new bed and Christmas is coming. So, it's going to be a while.)
12/06/2010
Kinkme Kinkme
I had mine very hidden because I have a nosy little brother. Even so, he was digging through my room and found my box w/ toys and adult material. He then asked my friend "Is my sister a lesbian?" Ps.I even have a lock on my door, he took the spare key. I can safely say he won't find that key again.
12/06/2010
mariah mariah
in my craft box.. NO ONE touches my crafts box. or if i just got done useing it and its bed time i put it in my pillow case
12/06/2010
ass craver ass craver
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
IN A LOCK BOX UNDER MY BED THAT WAY THERE ALWAYS IN REACH LOL
12/06/2010
Bunnycups Bunnycups
Until I buy adequate storage I keep my toys in a tote bag.
12/06/2010
KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
My collection surpassed any possiblity of being stored discreetly in my house a long time ago. I generally try to keep everything upstairs, just out of respect for people who find that sort of thing embarassing, and I only let them go upstairs after ...
Wow! I'm impressed. That's really kickass
12/06/2010
Mistress Kitty Mistress Kitty
We just kinda throw ours on the shelf in the closet.
12/08/2010
Navigator Navigator
A couple of years ago I bought a decent sized makeup box from wal-mart, the kind with locks on top that you have those foldy drawers in. It's this exact one, though it has velvet designs on the outside. Then at one point I sat down and bent the little arms for the shelves until they came out, took them out so I had a hollow box with locks on top.

I used it to keep my doujinshi for a while and kept my toys in a bag along with them, but now my doujinshi and toy collections are both too big for that, so I keep the toys in there in separate bags so the silicone/TPR/all of that doesn't go ballistic on itself.

I'm actually probably going to have to get another one pretty soon, since I just ordered a toy that's gonna be too big for this box. It sits next to my bed, just waiting. I call it my box of tricks. XD
12/24/2010
Technine Technine
a fireproof safe.. it's a bit overkill, but it's right next to the bed and functions as a little bedside table (it's the same height too)
12/28/2010
darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I have a big makeup bag with my lubes, condoms, and any other little pieces on a shelf above my bed. The rest are in storage tubs under my bed or in my closet.
12/28/2010
sbon sbon
I keep mine in a dresser drawer when I'm at home and a desk drawer when I'm at school. They're not particularly "hidden" though. If someone opened the drawer they would easily spot a pair of cuffs, bondage tape, and Cosmo's truth or dare haha
12/29/2010
Beaners Beaners
At my house, I have two toys that I keep in my underwear drawer. At my boyfriend's, we keep them out. The first time I was ever over at his house, I looked on top of his dresser and just chillin' there were at least 4 toys and a bottle of lube. We've since expanded our collection, and keep it on a table next to the bed. If anyone ever walked into his room I think they would probably immediately have a lot of awkward questions. I have to say though, it's really convenient to not have to get up and walk to the other side of the room and grab the harness and the Leo. It's awkward enough to get it on, it creates a pause in "the moment." So if we can have everything right within arms reach, so be it!
12/29/2010
thegoldilocksincident thegoldilocksincident
I would say my nightstand, but after a while they just end up shoved under my bed with all sorts of other rubbish.
12/29/2010
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