Where do you hide your sex toys?

deae04 deae04
When I'm living in my parent's basement (which I am right now), I hide them in the bottom of my dirty laundry bin. Or under a pile of rumpled laundry.
I know they won't look there.
01/04/2011
hornypoet69 hornypoet69
The foot and head of my bed frame have little compartments in them. I have two toys, one I use and one I don't The one I use goes at the head of my bed, with the lube. The one I don't use is in the foot. That way they are accessible while I'm in bed. It really breaks the mood to have to stand up and find them.
01/04/2011
kittychilla kittychilla
for right now, 2 different show boxes. one for toys from this site, and one for toys from another site.
01/05/2011
married with children married with children
we have 2 young boys in the house. so we only keep what we will use in the nightstand. (lube, cock ring, and a bullet vibe). the rest is in the bedroom closet or in the safe. If it looks like a sextoy, we try to make sure the kids cant find it.
01/06/2011
Mnemosyne Mnemosyne
Since I live at home right now I resort to hiding them all in a drawer in my dresser. :3 I really need to invest in a toy casae.
01/07/2011
deletedacct deletedacct
The Devine Play Chest is too small to accommodate my growing arsenal of toys, he. I use drawers in my armoire
01/07/2011
AussieSarah AussieSarah
A bit of a mixture for me.

Some are kept out - usually the toys we use most often and some that arent too 'in your face'.
While others are kept in the drawers of my nightstand.
I actually have a bit of a display for some of my glass dildos/plugs that my man made so we could easily grab them but looks great as well
01/07/2011
cinnie0 cinnie0
What is the Toi Box and where can I get one? I was thinking of getting a caboodle to lock my toys up in. I have kids and theyre nosy..
01/17/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
Once my kids got old enough to start poking around our bedroom, I decided it was time to take the toys out of our dresser drawers and put them in a dedicated, lockable toy box. Ours is a plastic tool box that I got from a home improvement store, and it has suited our needs quite well. It lives on a corner of our closet when we aren't in need of it.
01/17/2011
Cowboyssweetie Cowboyssweetie
mine are usually out in the open, no one really visits so why bother. If i do hide them i would be in my bedroom or the bathroom
01/17/2011
TboyTy TboyTy
I keep most of them in the chest of drawers next to my bed, my floggers and leather toys hang in the closet and occasionally they stay in my bat bag for a day or two after I take them out for a play date.
01/24/2011
dbtracy dbtracy
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
LOL @ scattered around the house, like easter eggs.
01/25/2011
firekitten firekitten
The bottom dresser drawer. I plan on finding a nice old steamer trunk though.
01/25/2011
*HisMrs* *HisMrs*
Designated toy box in the closet... we don't have kiddos yet but we live next door to his mom & grandma.. If they need something and we aren't home they will just come over and sometimes they come over unannounced.. Not that I really mind it's just I really don't want them seeing our collection! =)
01/25/2011
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
Mine aren't hidden. They stay out where everyone can see, lol. Actually, we don't have a lot of non-kinky friends over, so it's not really an issue.
01/25/2011
TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
I had to say 'Other' because I have a little bit of everything...

I've got a toy bag and a case in the top of my closet. I have a vibrator and nipple clamps in my nightstand. There is lube in two different places in the bedroom and a massager next to the tub.
01/26/2011
BluePixi BluePixi
Other, mostly because I don't have a permanent solution yet. I have the ones I plan to keep in the bottom two drawers of my jewelry amoire. There is a two-speed wahl in my bed and a jelly toy underneath the bed that I may or may not try to salvage. In my bathroom cabinet there are a couple jelly dongs that I haven't thrown away yet but probably will; I just can't bring myself to use them now that I know more about jelly.
I don't know what I will do after I make my next order.
01/26/2011
A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
I used to hide them in my wardrobe, but as my mom likes to borrow my clothes it's actually safer in the nightstand.
01/26/2011
Krissers Krissers
in my underwear drawer ! but it is just me and my husband lol
01/26/2011
markeagleone markeagleone
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
We have kids so at this stage in life they have to be out of sight.
01/26/2011
kawigrl kawigrl
I don't hide them but do store them around the apt
01/26/2011
Crystal1 Crystal1
I keep a couple of favorites in the nightstand, the rest in a box under the bed.
01/29/2011
Moein Moein
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
Well, as a married couple we only save them in the closet.
01/29/2011
Modern^Spank^Anthem Modern^Spank^Anthem
don't really have any so i don't need to hide them yet
02/01/2011
Woman China Woman China
I usually try to remember to tuck them out of sight, as I usually have a stream of students popping by, neighbours curious to see how the foreigner lives, school teachers, student parents... which I do not encourage.

But... I do not always remember... ahhh the joys of living by oneself!! and there have been more than one occasion where my "company" decided to snoop and press buttons then squeal in horror and return to the room, or sit up red faced when the light bulb clicks on that it is a sex toy.

When I visit my family in North America, night stand drawer if I get my own room, or in my suit case if I am on the move. And yes, I've had to speak to my family about going through my things. Much to their red faces.
02/01/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by cinnie0
What is the Toi Box and where can I get one? I was thinking of getting a caboodle to lock my toys up in. I have kids and theyre nosy..
Here is a link to Eden's great selection of toy storage. Everything is here from soft toy bags, to locking boxes to the famous ToiBox.

Storage pages
02/01/2011
VieuxCarre VieuxCarre
We have a Devine Chest for all of my dildos and vibrators, a caboodle looking thing for all of my glass stuff and bullets, and a trunk for all of our BDSM stuff as well as some of my lingerie. My partner has a studio apartment and all of our stuff is there...so we're limited on space :/
02/01/2011
Shumway Shumway
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
I go for the nightstand, and also a toy bag.. we're still holding out for a chest
02/01/2011
sinfullysweet1 sinfullysweet1
seeing as i only have a few right now i keep them in my dresser drawer in individual bags, to keep three sets of little eyes from seeing them lol as i dont have the chance to live by myself at this point in time but if i did live by myself the only time they would be put away is when i have company or they (my nieces and nephew)are at my house other then that i feel no need to hide them especially if they are in constant use hehe
02/01/2011
Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
I don't really hide them. The majority of them are in clear plastic drawers in my living room (which is also my bedroom). Most people won't know what they are unless I tell them though.

Some are in my dresser because my plastic drawers ran out of space, some are on the book shelf along with my DVD's, some are in the bathroom under the spare bedding... they are pretty much all over the place!
02/01/2011
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