Booty bumper kit - dildo by Topco Sales - review by HannahPanda

Made of Sensafirm (also known as PassionSkin, Trueskin or Pleasureskin, just to name a few) and offering a variety of funky colors and size versatility, the Booty Bumper Kit has multiple purposes, and shines above others for several reasons. Varying lengths is always a fun idea, and the slick material makes for an easy insertion, wherever you may choose. It's definitely grown on me!

Flared bases accompany this set of dildos, so they're safe for anal or vaginal play and you can work your way up so you aren't left aching in the morning. If you're experienced in anal stimulation, you can practice safely and at your own pace with this set.

You can use any of the three that await your attention just about anywhere. Pop it into a harness for partner play, and there are suction cups at the flared bottoms for bathroom play, bedroom play, or anywhere play! Simply sanitize and re-use when you'd like and where you'd like.

From the package these toys had a greasy substance that got on my hands quite easily. I washed them off and they still have a plastic-esque or rubbery smell to them, but that's to be expected for this type of material.

I was surprised by the give of all three. They're quite bendable, flexible and firm at the same time. The material itself is really slick, so while Sensafirm promises to mimic real skin, these don't really live up to that standard at all. Don't get me wrong, though. The material is pretty nice, especially if you're going to use these for anal play. With a bit of lube, they're very slick and easy to slide in.



The material isn't going to pose any problem for a less advanced user, but the size may benefit someone a little more versed in anal sex. If you want to use these dildos vaginally, that's always an option as well, so for someone looking for non-anal play these would work just fine. No matter what you're looking to do with this set, the material is very slick. You'll find benefit from that if you're looking for something that isn't as textured as some advanced toys.

Sensafirm is extremely porous, if not the most porous of toy materials and should always be used with a condom if you're going to go the anal route with this set.

Hair will somewhat stick to this set, though it's not all that sticky. For the material to be as slick as it is, it's fairly obvious that lint or other particles can be attracted to it if you lay it all over a set of linty sheets or on your carpet. Just watch where you lay your toys and if you don't, make sure you clean them afterward. Make sure to clean with warm water, and I'd recommend an antibacterial toy soap, too after every use. The reason for this is that bacteria can grow inside the toy's pores, and you really wouldn't want to take any chances with that!

I especially love the versatility of this set and how well formed the heads and shafts are. Each head is very defined and realistically phallic, with deep ridges at the corona leading down to a thick shaft.

I originally bought this kit with my partner as an anal-training kit. We quickly found that if you're wanting to try anal training or anal stimulation as a beginner, this is not for you. The smallest size is still fairly thick, and I'd even say about the size of an average cock. I wouldn't recommend this for beginners whatsoever, unless they'd really like a challenge trying to coax their ass into accepting the smallest size.

The sizes are as follows:

(1) Smallest - 4''
(2) Medium-size - 5 1/2''
(3) Largest - 7''

The circumference of each around is 4 1/2'' and a bit on the larger side.




The smallest is closest to a smaller cock and definitely the runt of the bunch. I would recommend starting out with that one, just to get used to the girth. This set offers opportunity in length, not width, as they're all the exact same size girth wise. The medium size is closer to the length of an average cock. So when working your way up, that one may not be the most comfortable of the set. If you're feeling more daring, you can take the seven inches that rests in the largest, but I would suggest working your way up to that.

The flared base is great for keeping them put, so they don't go where you wouldn't like them to. I'm impressed with the suction cup base. They have a fairly strong hold.

I absolutely love the color choices and they remind me of jolly ranchers! They're bright and fun, and when I've played with them in the shower they stand out so well against the tile.

The best aspect about this toy is that it's great for vaginal and anal use. A few others are the flared bases, the great shape, the suction cups, and steady increase in size. I dislike that the material is so porous, but the firm texture is nice.

The flared bases make for something most of us love to hear: it's harness compatible! You can use this with a partner, solo, in the shower, vaginally, anally... Need I give you more possibilities? This set is so much fun if you're a person that adores options.

I've stated before that I wouldn't recommend this kit for a beginner, because I was one and was pretty shocked, even after reading reviews on the width. It bummed me out that I couldn't use these as I'd planned, but I've used them vaginally and they're great.

While they may not be as sticky and clingy to lint as most toys, the Booty Bumpers require a lot of maintenance due to the simple fact that they're Sensafirm. The material itself is oh-so-very-porous and may leave you in trouble if you get into the habit of not cleaning your toys after every single use. A quick wipedown may just get you by, but I would suggest a full on bath for these guys after you're done with them.

For anal play, I'd suggest always using a condom on the toys. Bacteria may escape into the pores from using it anally and when you decide to play vaginally, guess what? That'd be an awful experience for all involved, so just play it safe with these and take caution in your cleaning process.

Use warm water for cleaning and an antibacterial toy soap. If you like to skimp on cleaning, I wouldn't recommend these for you. While it's a great set, it does have a certain level of care needed after use and some may just find a quick wipe down to be what's best for them.

You can store it just about anywhere, though like most toys of this material and texture, lint may stick to it. It isn't a complete lint magnet, but hairs and the like will stick to it if you just put it anywhere, so I'd suggest a cloth bag or something plastic.

**Do not use anything but waterbased lube on this product. Silicone lubes will destroy your toys and leave you sad-faced!

The packaging for this set is really bulky. It's a general container with the shape of the cocks embedded, and you can place each in its resting spot and close the lid. While that sounds pretty easy, the case is fairly large and won't provide you with a high level of discretion either.

We have here another one of those skimpily-dressed women's boxes, and there's no doubt upon seeing it that a roommate or family member would know exactly what it was. The big words "Booty Bumpers" don't exactly scream "this isn't a sex toy!" either.

The packaging was moderately informative and mostly told about sizes and why the product was great for versatility. No instructions for use to be found, but you get the idea of what lengths they are and how you might want to use them for yourself.

If you're alright with bulky packaging, you can remove the cardboard cut out of the description of the toys and store them in their case wherever you choose.

If you're training for anything a bit intensely, this would be nice for you. I've found that though I couldn't use it anally, it's great to warm up vaginally or to train yourself to be able to take more down your throat during oral. I definitely love that this kit offers so many options and I think that most could find at least one use for it.

All in all, it's nice for the price, but at the time the Booty Bumper Kit just wasn't what I was looking for. I'm glad I purchased it and I'll keep it around, but for an anal beginner, these don't make the cut. I really was scared about harming myself and I couldn't even get the smallest one anywhere close to being accepted anally. This bummed me out, because the colors and girth are so nice and fun!

I've found another use for these, though. I've always loved sucking on something during intercourse, so these are perfect for that or for practicing for oral!

If you'd love to learn to deep-throat just a bit better, I'd even suggest using this set. I got so excited that I found another use for it and that it wasn't a wasted purchase. I'm pretty sure there aren't any designated "train your throat for oral" kits, but if that's what you're looking to do, this could work for you!