Hottie xtra review by Happy Valley
Dildo by Happy Valley
by Chris
useful reviewOh. My. God.
That is what I thought when I pulled the Hottie Xtra from the box. It was huge-not long, but so thick! It looked like a blue rubber soup can.
That is what I thought when I poured lube over the dildo and began to spread it over the surface. My fingers barely met each other around the girth of this thing. The concept of a penis looked misshapen it was so large. I had never touched or fucked anything this big, or even near this big.
That is what I thought when I tried to put it inside me. I physically could not insert the Hottie Xtra. I lubed it up over and over. I turned myself on; I made myself cum. Nothing loosened me enough for this huge dildo.
I managed to struggle the head inside me. The ripping edge of it stretching me sent pain up my nerves. All orgasmic momentum was lost in that instance of discomfort. I imagine if I had been sober when I lost my virginity, that sensation would have stirred memories of my first time.
It hurt, and it was simply too big for my body.
I imagine the internal vibrator would have been amazing had I been able to get it inside me. I had never owned a dildo that had a vibrator integrated within it, and the concept had really excited me. I tried turning on the little bullet and rubbing the huge head of the dildo on my clit, but the pain it originally inflicted infected the feeling of it in my hand. I had to just abandon the toy.
Looking at the Hottie Xtra, I had thought I could have taken it. I am not stranger to sex or different penises. I have had my share; my partner had just worn me out for a week while he was home. Yet my body simply could not accommodate it. I could not force it in without hurting myself.
If nothing else, the Hottie Xtra assured me that I am not too loose.
- TheBiggerTheBetter
- Kind of a worthless review if you can't even take it inside of you. It's a 2.25 diameter. Not advanced only, but not for the novice. I think no review would have been better. Or at least no rating.
- A Nonny Mouse
- I must respectfully disagree with the previous comment -- the fact that it is too large for many (if not most) 'normal' people considering buying the toy, is a VERY important consideration! 2.25" is most definitely an advanced-user girth (1.25" to 1.5" seems to be the usual), and it's better to know a real person's honest experience, even if that experience is that it's impossible to use -- than to buy and be unhappy with it. Very good descriptive detail on the review, by the way!
- me
- The review was well written and I enjoyed reading it. Also, wish I could help with fitting it in.
- ToyGuy
- Betty Rocket
- At least you tried it, I would have run........screaming :)
- Chou Wang
- respect for giving it a go - try the Blush it's certainly much more pleasing.
- Miss Lizbet
- I absolutely appreciated your honest review. I've been fooled many a time by the reasonable appearance of a toy, only to find that upon getting it home, I'm no match for its burliness. Certainly, a review from someone who is into more advanced butt toys would be good to read additionally, a write-up letting me know, "hey! this might rip your anus!" is certainly in order. As a girl whose personal motto is definitely not "the bigger the better", I'm very glad you wrote this!
Leave a commentThe girth of this toy could be a problem to some/many people! It is good to see an honest review that brings this fact to the forefront. Nothing wrong with telling the truth.
I was looking for something more "advanced" (to borrow from a previous post) but the review has brought to light a valid concern. If you or your partner have not used a toy with significant girth or have a difficult time accommodating something of this size (>2"), it is not the toy for you!