Hottie xtra - sex toy by Happy Valley - review by Chris

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Hottie xtra

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Hottie xtra sex toy review

I imagine the internal vibrator would have been amazing had I been able to get it inside me. I had never owned a dildo that had a vibrator integrated within it, and the concept had really excited me.
Published: September 21, 2007
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somewhat useful review
Oh. My. God.

That is what I thought when I pulled the Hottie Xtra from the box. It was huge-not long, but so thick! It looked like a blue rubber soup can.

That is what I thought when I poured lube over the dildo and began to spread it over the surface. My fingers barely met each other around the girth of this thing. The concept of a penis looked misshapen it was so large. I had never touched or fucked anything this big, or even near this big.

That is what I thought when I tried to put it inside me. I physically could not insert the Hottie Xtra. I lubed it up over and over. I turned myself on; I made myself cum. Nothing loosened me enough for this huge dildo.

I managed to struggle the head inside me. The ripping edge of it stretching me sent pain up my nerves. All orgasmic momentum was lost in that instance of discomfort. I imagine if I had been sober when I lost my virginity, that sensation would have stirred memories of my first time.

It hurt, and it was simply too big for my body.

I imagine the internal vibrator would have been amazing had I been able to get it inside me. I had never owned a dildo that had a vibrator integrated within it, and the concept had really excited me. I tried turning on the little bullet and rubbing the huge head of the dildo on my clit, but the pain it originally inflicted infected the feeling of it in my hand. I had to just abandon the toy.

Looking at the Hottie Xtra, I had thought I could have taken it. I am not stranger to sex or different penises. I have had my share; my partner had just worn me out for a week while he was home. Yet my body simply could not accommodate it. I could not force it in without hurting myself.

If nothing else, the Hottie Xtra assured me that I am not too loose.
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Reviewed by Chris (Eden Writer) Sex is always better with accessories....
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TheBiggerTheBetter

Kind of a worthless review if you can't even take it inside of you. It's a 2.25 diameter. Not advanced only, but not for the novice. I think no review would have been better. Or at least no rating.

10/27/2007
A Nonny Mouse

I must respectfully disagree with the previous comment -- the fact that it is too large for many (if not most) 'normal' people considering buying the toy, is a VERY important consideration!  2.25" is most definitely an advanced-user girth (1.25" to 1.5" seems to be the usual), and it's better to know a real person's honest experience, even if that experience is that it's impossible to use -- than to buy and be unhappy with it. Very good descriptive detail on the review, by the way! 

11/23/2007
me

The review was well written and I enjoyed reading it. Also, wish I could help with fitting it in.

01/03/2008
ToyGuy

The girth of this toy could be a problem to some/many people! It is good to see an honest review that brings this fact to the forefront.  Nothing wrong with telling the truth.

I was looking for something more "advanced" (to borrow from a previous post) but the review has brought to light a valid concern.  If you or your partner have not used a toy with significant girth or have a difficult time accommodating something of this size (>2"), it is not the toy for you!

02/08/2008
Betty Rocket (verified)

At least you tried it, I would have run........screaming :)

02/21/2008
Chou Wang

respect for giving it a go - try the Blush it's certainly much more pleasing.

04/09/2008
Miss Lizbet (verified)

I absolutely appreciated your honest review. I've been fooled many a time by the reasonable appearance of a toy, only to find that upon getting it home, I'm no match for its burliness. Certainly, a review from someone who is into more advanced butt toys would be good to read additionally, a write-up letting me know, "hey! this might rip your anus!" is certainly in order. As a girl whose personal motto is definitely not "the bigger the better", I'm very glad you wrote this!

04/19/2008
snowgirl (verified)

Very interesting review! Ive often wondered about tryin to take a big girth! But not sure where to start and reading reviews has been very helpful!

09/19/2009
Trashley (verified)

I'm gonna go ahead and say what everyone else said... I agree with Anonny Mouse! This site is about reviews, whether good or bad. This author had a bad experience and wanted to share. This isn't just a place to promote companies. It's about getting info out there about sex and sex toys, for everyone. We're all-inclusive here :] Great review. Thanks!

10/17/2010
zandria (verified)

Good review!

10/31/2010
darkkitty (verified)

Great review!

01/18/2011
Sunrise (verified)

Thanks for the review!

02/09/2011
IndependentlyHappy (verified)

Thanks for the honest review. I don't think a review stating that you weren't physically able to use the toy is "useless" at all. Quite the contrary, in fact. I've never taken something as large as this toy and doubt I'd be able to get any use out of it, so I appreciate the heads up.

A review is YOUR personal experience and I'm glad that you wrote it - even though the specs are clearly listed on Eden, eyes can be (and often are!) bigger than orifices and someone who isn't prepared for the large girth of this toy would be wasting his/her money.

05/09/2011
MrWishyWashy (verified)

Thanks for sharing!

12/04/2011
rms1992 (verified)

Thanks for sharing your experience

Jan 14, 9:06 pm
tA (verified)

Loose is a myth. The vagina is a muscle, not a flap of skin like an earlobe. You can train your vaginal muscles to be toned, but it's not possible to get stretched and 'loose' from bigger toys.

My low raiting was because there wasn't anything about care, the materials ( which are silicone and not rubber ) or how to clean it or what lubes to use/not use with it, etc. Could we maybe see those in your future reviews, please? (:

Jan 21, 3:15 am
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