Johnny - realistic dildo discontinued by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by blindhindsight

Johnny is a great toy for both solo and partner play. It's great out of harness--its testicles give you something to hang onto. I've also enjoyed using it with my SpareParts Joque harness. This dildo, however, doesn't work with all three prong snap harnesses.

Johnny is also a great dildo for those who are looking for a more realistic look and feel. I would recommend it for transmen and genderqueers who are looking for a more real-life cock.

This dildo works well for folks who are looking for girth without excessive length. Unfortunately, it is too girthy for some. I expect it would be too large for folks who are not experienced with vaginal/anal play.

I didn't notice any smell or taste with this silicone dildo. In fact, I loved Johnny's material. The silicone of the cock has a great fantastic weight to it. It felt very realistic when worn in a harness. The material of the ridge and the testicles are particularly realistic. The texture of them can definitely be felt through penetration.

Now this is where the "woah" comes in. Johnny is beautifully crafted. The ridges, veins, and testicles are formed so realistically; it is almost unbelievable. It is hard to believe it is only 1 3/4 diameter: it feels so much bigger. I definitely appreciated its design.

However, this does have a caveat. Johnny has been too much for several of my lovers. If you are interested in using this dildo with several partners (since it is sanitizable), it is important to consider that it is girthy and has a very large ridge that can catch on pubic ridges. Receivers of this cock must be experienced in taking girth.

All this being said, I love the way wearing Johnny feels and looks. It's definitely my cock. And while the ridges and texture of the dildo have added to its realistic sensation, it is more important for me to be able to actually use a dildo with my lovers.

My favorite part of Johnny's performance is that its base allows for clitoral stimulation during penetration. I have found that out of harness, Johnny's base is large enough that when it is fully inserted in the vagina, the top of its base brushes the clitoris. I used this to my advantage when using Johnny. That being said, Johnny definitely performs well!

It also worked well in my harness; however, it's large testicles do make it a difficult (or impossible) fit for 3-prong harnesses.

This toy is fantastically easy to take care of. Since it is made of silicone, it is one of the safest toys you can use. I frequently boil mine to sanitize it. You can also wash it with warm water and antibacterial soap, a bleach solution, or use the dishwasher. You can also use condoms with Johnny, but they can be a little difficult to get on. I noticed that Johnny tended to pick up a little bit of lint, so I would rinse him off before use. Be sure you don't use silicone based lubricants with Johnny though, or he will be very unhappy.

Manufacturers suggest storing Johnny standing upright.

Johnny comes in a nice, simple, clear plastic container that he can be stored in. If you didn't want to hang on to the box, it is recyclable. There wasn't much in the way of user instructions though.