Johnny - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by blindhindsight

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Woah, Johnny: Girthy, Heavy, and Realistic (Oh My!)

Johnny is a fantastic toy for those experienced with penetration and comfortable with a realistic dildo. Johnny has made the men in my life jealous of his size, girth, and detail. He is appropriate for transmen and genderqueers looking for an almost passing cock.

If you enjoy girth and realism, I would recommend Johnny. However, be sure you're aware how large Johnny is. If you have any doubts about your/your lovers' ability to receive this dildo, I would recommend downsizing.
Published: December 17, 2011
Pros:
Very realistic, nice weight, easy to clean, SpareParts Joque harness compatible.
Cons:
Too much girth, Ridge gets caught on pubic bone, difficult to use in 3-prong harnesses.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Johnny is a great toy for both solo and partner play. It's great out of harness--its testicles give you something to hang onto. I've also enjoyed using it with my SpareParts Joque harness. This dildo, however, doesn't work with all three prong snap harnesses.

Johnny is also a great dildo for those who are looking for a more realistic look and feel. I would recommend it for transmen and genderqueers who are looking for a more real-life cock.

This dildo works well for folks who are looking for girth without excessive length. Unfortunately, it is too girthy for some. I expect it would be too large for folks who are not experienced with vaginal/anal play.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

I didn't notice any smell or taste with this silicone dildo. In fact, I loved Johnny's material. The silicone of the cock has a great fantastic weight to it. It felt very realistic when worn in a harness. The material of the ridge and the testicles are particularly realistic. The texture of them can definitely be felt through penetration.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

Now this is where the "woah" comes in. Johnny is beautifully crafted. The ridges, veins, and testicles are formed so realistically; it is almost unbelievable. It is hard to believe it is only 1 3/4 diameter: it feels so much bigger. I definitely appreciated its design.

However, this does have a caveat. Johnny has been too much for several of my lovers. If you are interested in using this dildo with several partners (since it is sanitizable), it is important to consider that it is girthy and has a very large ridge that can catch on pubic ridges. Receivers of this cock must be experienced in taking girth.

All this being said, I love the way wearing Johnny feels and looks. It's definitely my cock. And while the ridges and texture of the dildo have added to its realistic sensation, it is more important for me to be able to actually use a dildo with my lovers.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

My favorite part of Johnny's performance is that its base allows for clitoral stimulation during penetration. I have found that out of harness, Johnny's base is large enough that when it is fully inserted in the vagina, the top of its base brushes the clitoris. I used this to my advantage when using Johnny. That being said, Johnny definitely performs well!

It also worked well in my harness; however, it's large testicles do make it a difficult (or impossible) fit for 3-prong harnesses.

Care and Maintenance

This toy is fantastically easy to take care of. Since it is made of silicone, it is one of the safest toys you can use. I frequently boil mine to sanitize it. You can also wash it with warm water and antibacterial soap, a bleach solution, or use the dishwasher. You can also use condoms with Johnny, but they can be a little difficult to get on. I noticed that Johnny tended to pick up a little bit of lint, so I would rinse him off before use. Be sure you don't use silicone based lubricants with Johnny though, or he will be very unhappy.

Manufacturers suggest storing Johnny standing upright.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

Johnny comes in a nice, simple, clear plastic container that he can be stored in. If you didn't want to hang on to the box, it is recyclable. There wasn't much in the way of user instructions though.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

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Lucky21 (verified)

Thanks for the review!

12/17/2011
blindhindsight (verified)

Of course!

12/17/2011
SweetieLuv (verified)

thanks

12/17/2011
SiNn (verified)

ty for the review

12/17/2011
Curiouscat (verified)

That is one big cock!
Haha Great review hun.

12/18/2011
Jimbo Jones (verified)

Can you elaborate on "its base allows for clitoral stimulation during penetration" a little more, please? Thanks for the great review.

12/18/2011
blindhindsight (verified)

Yes! I have found that out of harness, Johnny's base works well to stimulate the clitoris. The base is large, and so when it is fully inserted in the vagina, the top of its base brushes the clitoris. I used this to my advantage when using Johnny.

12/18/2011
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12/20/2011
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12/31/2011
lustylusty (verified)

Thanks for the review, I really think it was good!

Apr 26, 8:41 pm
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i love this review...Makes me really want it now

May 3, 5:10 am
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      Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?
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      Quote: Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?
      Johnny is a big toy, but not crazy-massive huge, so it might be a good one to start your explorations with!
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      Quote: Hi! I'm a female and my partner is a female too. Would Johnny make me and her feel full?
      Johnny is probably the largest I've bought from here. And it felt very filling to me. I only use it occasionally because it feels very large to me.
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