Pirates Hidden pleasure vibe - discreet massager discontinued by Digital Playground - review by LinToxic

This is a very standard beginner friendly vibrator that is small and compact, yet still nice enough to be used for internal vibrations or shallow penetration. I won this in a contest and fell in love with its edgy, stylish design. Just look at it! It comes in shiny black with a golden skull design, complete with a little treasure chest to go with it!

I absolutely adored the Pirates porno film (Evan Stone is adorable), and I turn to this little vibrator when I am watching it, just for the hell of it. I admit that it brings out the fangirl in me sometimes, and this vibe is practically one step away from me dressing up like a sexy Piratess myself!

I mostly use this for solo play but I don't use it with a partner because it lacks the power to get me off quickly (I am currently experimenting with forced orgasm play and need something with more oomph). For the most part, I only use this clitorally, but I do use it internally when I feel I need something with more power on my clitoris.

The Pirates Hidden Pleasure vibe in black has a very smooth plastic exterior. It is hard, shiny, and completely devoid of texture. The cap for the battery compartment is also made of hard plastic, but it is ridged and covered in stud-like designs. It does not bend and is completely rigid.

Hard plastic is a very safe material and can be used with absolutely any lube that you desire. It is not entirely non-porous, so you would definitely need to use a condom if you plan on sharing this toy.

This vibe is your standard traditional vibe with a smoothly tapered torpedo shaped body. It only measures about 1 inch in diameter and is about 5 inches long. However, you can only insert less than four inches (insertable length of 3 3/4 inches). This toy is sadly not waterproof so I don't suggest you get the battery compartment anywhere near water, lube, or vaginal fluids.

The design of course is fantastic. Shiny black with a golden skull emblazoned into it, with a cute little golden battery compartment. I think the button with the "3" on it detracts from the look. I wish they would have left it plain.

Performance wise, it has decent but buzzy vibrations and does get me off when I am particularly aroused. There are days where I need more power, so I definitely do not turn to this one if that is the case. It's vibrations actually pale in comparison to my Doc Johnson Velvet Touch, which is much stronger and rumblier.

I mostly use this on my clit and go directly to the strongest setting. It has three settings of vibrations with no patterns. The first two settings are too weak for me so I don't use them. The controls consist of a push button, and it makes a satisfying click each time you change speed or turn off the vibe.

Sadly, this toy lacks length so its not a fantastic thrusting toy. I do use it internally once in a while, but its rare since I prefer longer things in my vagina.

This vibe is not waterproof. It does say splashproof but I honestly wouldn't count on that either so be careful when cleaning. One major thing that bothered me about this toy however is this little round dent at the end of the vibe. I cant use the tip directly on my clit because it scratches me and hurts if I am not careful.

Care and maintenance is easy. I just use water and soap for it but I make sure that I don't get any moisture in the battery compartment. It works with rechargeable batteries too. It takes just one AA.

After drying and cleaning, make sure that you remove the batteries to prevent any leaks. You can then store it in its own plastic treasure chest that comes with the toy!

The packaging is quite nice. It comes in a rounded clear plastic box featuring the vibe and its storage container. I just discarded the box after.

The storage container that comes with it is just a plain plastic box shaped like a treasure chest, complete with golden colored plastic embellishments. Do not think that it opens up like a chest -- it does not have a hinge! The cover is just that, a cover.

The interior is shaped like the vibe to prevent it from rattling about. The bottom part is even covered in a nice silky black fabric and really makes you feel like you have a special Pirates treasure tucked away in your bedside drawer.