Pirates Hidden pleasure vibe - discreet massager by Digital Playground - review by Jobthingy

Shiver me timbers!

Yo ho ho! And a bottle of lube! You don't have to sink to Davey Jones' Locker for this loot. Grab one for ye wench and show her just what can be found in one's treasure chest - pleasure. Aye.
Waterproof, cutest storage EVER, compact
Weak vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

Aye, me hearty's, we have found ourselves a fine booty here. Of course, this chest is not filled with doubloons, but instead with the finest loot a lass can have - a vibrator.

The Pirates Hidden Pleasure Vibe is a small, multispeed vibrator that is best used for pin point clitoral stimulation or very slight insertion. It is brought to us by Digital Playground and inspired by the hit movie series Pirates. This would make for a great beginner vibe or great for a gift for the toy collector in your life.


The Pleasure Vibe is made of smooth hard plastic. It has a total length of 5 inches and an insertable length of 3.75. It is a very simple, phallic shape - long, smooth, 1 inch in diameter shaft that comes to a rounded tip. It is a stunning shade of pearly pink with silver designs. The wee treasure chest is 5.5 x 2 inches.


This toy operates on 1 AA battery inserted into the base. The functions are controlled by a single push button at the bottom. The button is easy to push but not so much so that it can be easily knocked during play. There are 3 speeds of steady vibrations - low, medium, and high. The vibrations are more rumbly but rather weak. The noise level is not bad at all. It certainly could not be heard from under the covers. I left the little paper inside that tells you which way to insert the battery, and I believe that helps muffle any rattling.


This toy is waterproof so clean up is easy. Hot soapy water, or toy cleaner. It is your choice. Although plastic is not porous, it cannot be sterilized so slap a condom on it if you intend to share. Better to be safe.

The storage is the best part of this toy because it rests happily in the cutest little treasure chest. Satin lined, a little cut out to keep in in place, it is the perfect spot for your treasure. It is the same pearly pink color as the toy with the same silver designs.


This toy is so damn cute, I have lusted after it for months. Unfortunately, it lacks any real strength. It is good for warm up or combined with an insertable toy. It is even small enough to tease the clit during intercourse. On its own, it just doesn't cut it for me. Of course, the cuteness factor makes up for that.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Pirates Hidden pleasure vibe tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
Do you like this review?
  • Jobthingy
    Video to follow
  • cocomo
    soo pretty thanks!
  • GlacVic
    good review, thanks
  • ichwillwaffels
    Good review!
  • TheSlyFox
    Thanks for the review.
  • plaidvulva
    Great review!
  • plaidvulva
    Great review!
  • sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
  • Sundae Sparkles
    great review thanks for the video and photos! I think I know what my next buy is!
  • lzee
    Good review!
  • Lynx
    Thanks for the review.
  • Buh-bye
    Thank you for the review.
  • Dawnwill
    Nice review
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