Pirates Hidden pleasure vibe - discreet massager by Digital Playground - review by js250

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I've Got a Beautiful Chest!

This is a very beautiful and elegant looking vibrator that has its own treasure chest storage container. I love the discreteness and size, but wish the tip was more comfortable. The deep vibrations are nice, but not as powerful as I was hoping. I recommend this to beginners and anyone who wants to add to the elegance of their collection. Perfect travel vibe and party gift!!
Storage chest included.
Deep vibrations.
Painful tip.
Not enough power.
Medium battery usage.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Pirates have hidden the pleasures, but they used a beautiful package. The Hidden Pleasures vibrator is gorgeous and has its own treasure chest for storage. This is a beautiful addition to your collection and a great masssager. This would make a wonderful & tasteful bachelorette party gift, a bit of risque' with a lot of class.

The Hidden Pleasure vibrator was a nice solo clitoral and sensory vibe for me and a great massage vibe for couples. I found the performance lacking while inserted, but that could have been due to discomfort from the tip.

The smaller size, vibration levels and available power tends to be better for beginner to intermediate users. Advanced users would enjoy this as a massage tool and for the beauty it adds to your collection.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Not waterproof
    • Tasteful gift
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Massage
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Hidden Pleasure vibe is made entirely of plastic and has no odor or taste. The insertable shaft is made of smooth plastic and has no texture. The tip has a small pinhead sized indentation with a bit of a sharp bit in the center that is painful when used on sensitive areas.

The smoothness is great for massages and sensory teasing, and is great for the inexperienced users. Advanced users might like a bit more girth, length and variations in vibration.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is a miniature version of the classic vibrator, and works pretty well. It is very pretty and has a nice copper/black color combination that adds a rich beauty to this vibe. The treasure chest storage container is lined with black satin and is very discrete.

The Hidden Pleasure is about 5" long and has about a 3.5" insertable shaft. The diameter is about 1" by the base and tapers to 1/4" at the rounded tip. There is a small blemish on the tip that is uncomfortable to sensitive areas. The base has a nice, textured area for gripping and has a push button control for vibration adjustment.

The storage chest is about 6"x3"x3", and is great for display or travel. The top pops off to reveal you hidden surprise inside. Very elegant and nice looking. This is easily hidden in a drawer or use it as a display on a shelf.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Very decorative

Functions / Performance / Controls

The speeds are very low, medium and high. The vibrations are slower and deeper rather than the usual fast, high speed more commonly found in vibrators this size. The vibrations are reasonably powerful but did not make me have a squirting orgasm as I had anticipated. The sound is very quiet and discrete, as long as you are under the covers or in a bedroom.

The vibrations were primarily located in the tip, however they traveled along the shaft very well. I liked the variable speeds, but wish the deep vibrations were more powerful. The battery compartment twists open for the single AA battery and is very easy to figure out. The power was not enough to have a squirting orgasm, but was great for pinpoint massages and sensory play.

The battery usage was a bit more than I had expected, but I assume this is in proportion to the variable speeds. One battery would last about 30-45 minutes for me, but I also primarily used max speed the whole time I was using the vibrator.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

The Hidden Treasure vibrator is a very low maintenance, easy to clean vibrator. It is not waterproof, so care must be taken when you are washing it so water does not get in the battery compartment. I washed this with soap and water on a washcloth and rinsed it in the same manner. I also dry it immediately and clean it with a disinfecting toy cleaner. Take care to get all the residue off the textured grip area.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • Low maintenance
Follow-up commentary
The Pirate's Hidden Treasure is just not the vibrator for me. I like more power and vibration than I am getting with the Treasure, but it is a beautiful addition to my collection. I tried a cock ring, but the different vibration patterns were too much to process. I do not regret getting this, it is really pretty and will set on my dresser as a decoration, in the case of course! I do recommend this for people who like gentler vibrations and also for collectors.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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