Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Varoooom!!

The Pirates Hidden Pleasure Vibe is definitely worth getting! Aside from the fact that it's an absolutely beautiful toy to add to your collection, the sheer power of this wonderful little vibe will surely satisfy you and your partner in every way. Use it as a body massager to relax those tense muscles. And when you're feeling great, why not have some fun? I know I sure did!
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Pros
Powerful Vibrations, Recyclable Packaging, Extremely Pretty, Comes with a Case
Cons
Sharp Tip, Size, Loud
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Use this little baby to stimulate all your parts! The vibrations are awesome even on the lowest setting. It provides amazing clitoral stimulation! On high I had an almost instantaneous orgasm and it drove me insane! It has an easy push button control so it's pretty great for beginners like me. The smooth surface gets really slippery and is easy to slide from one body part to another. I wouldn't suggest using this particular toy in the bath tub. Although it says it's splash proof, I found that the base where it screws in doesn't really make a leak proof seal.

My partner also enjoyed this great treasure. Used in addition to intercourse and held against his penis while he penetrated brought him lots of pleasure. While this toy is five inches long in total, you can only insert three inches due to the ridged gold ring that is at the base of it. Using this vibe with the vibrations during penetration totally makes up for the lack of size. This toy could also be used carefully for anal penetration and stimulation (with protection and only with a firm grip on the toy). The size and smooth texture would be great for beginners, although again with the ridged base you can only insert it so far.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The Hidden Pleasure Vibe is made of a hard smooth plastic. It is phthalate free and easy to keep clean. The shaft of the vibe is smooth, black plastic, making for a nice feeling on the skin. The base screws off to access the slot for the one AA battery to go into. There is a ridged gold ring that is made to look like the vibe is encrusted with jewels. It is around the base just above where the top screws on. There is a rubber push button control on the end that has three speeds. There is also a beautiful design of a skull in gold just below the screw top on the smooth part of the vibe. That is my favorite part!
    • Smooth
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

It's the prettiest thing in my drawer! Black and gold, sleek and smooth! What's not to like? And the skull design just tops the whole pretty package. It comes with a treasure chest case made with the same type of material and made to look the same. You could have this sitting out in the open on your nightstand and no one would be the wiser! It is small and easy to hide in your hand, though the noise would definitely give you away. On low the vibrations are probably around a three bee buzz, but on high the noise level gets really noticeable. I also want to mention that there does seem to be a sharp piece of plastic on the tip of the vibe. I am going to assume that it is from where the lead was cut off during the molding process. If you're going to use the vibe on sensitive parts, I would suggest trying to keep it more on the side instead of the tip.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

One, Two, Three! That's all it takes to use this sweetie. The push button control on the end of the toy is simple and easy. To go from off to VARROOOM in a matter of three quick pushes is awesome and totally gratifying! You wouldn't think from it's size that this vibe would be noisy but, sheesh, it's like a small generator is living in your pants! It says on the package that it's splash proof and, well, that's about all it is. I don't think that getting water inside the vibe would be to good for it, so don't submerge it fully into a bathtub or anything.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The toy is made of plastic, so warm water and a mild soap is pretty much all you need to keep it clean. Though when I ran it under the water then went to take the battery out there was some moisture inside where the battery is, so I suggest using a wash cloth instead of totally submerging it in water. Toy cleaners would probably work great to keep this bad boy clean as well. This cutie also comes with its own little treasure chest case to keep it in, so storage when it's not in use is easy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is completely recyclable and backed by a beautiful scene of the ocean, a pirate ship, and a Mayan temple. It opens like a happy meal box. Wow, a happy meal for adults that doesn't contain food! How great is that? The gold lettering on the front tells you that this toy was inspired by the adult film Pirates. On the back there is a list of the other treasures in this collection and symbols to let you know it's multi-speed, splash proof, phthalate free, and recyclable. There is information letting you know that the vibe is push-button controlled and takes 1 AA battery as well.
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative
    • Would make a nice gift
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
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    Great review!
  • Contributor: spiced
    This sounds pretty awesome! A bit pricy, but simple and good is often worth it. Thanks for a great review.
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    Nice review! Thanks!!
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    thanks
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