Siri - discreet massager discontinued by LELO - review by marizipan

The Lelo Siri is, put simply, remarkable. Never, in all of my experiences, have I found an external vibrator that's so powerful and quiet. It's so ergonomic, it feels like it was made for me. The fun part about having an external vibrator is that you can use it on pretty much any part of your body. Whenever I use my Flexi Felix, I like to press my vibrator up against them for an extra fun twist. Need a quickie orgasm? Siri. Have a knot in your back? Siri. Want to add an extra oomph to sex that won't get in the way? You guessed it—Siri! Lelo is one of my favorite brands because they use super soft, high quality, 100% medical grade silicone. It has no smell and is easy to clean so long as you're careful not to get water near the buttons or charging port, as it is not a waterproof toy. If you're intent on having a waterproof toy, check out the Lelo Insignia Alia. Siri can't be heard on the other side of a door, which is important for me as I have roommates. Whenever I don't feel like putting the effort in for a g-spot orgasm, I pull out my Siri for a quick stress release.

Siri is excellent for even the most jaded user—the motor is just that powerful. The Lelo Siri has six patterns and seven speeds, which makes it easy to mix it up during each use. Did I mention that Siri is rechargeable, too? Rechargeable toys always make me feel like I'm almost getting my money back, mostly because I'm not always buying batteries. When Siri's battery is low, its buttons will blink red (I have yet to need to charge mine, my battery has still not run out after two weeks of near daily use), when the battery runs out, just charge it for two hours, and you're ready for another four hours of play! I love how easy it is to get off with Siri. It was a bit of a learning curve with the bump on the bottom, but it was pretty easy to master. This is, by far, my favorite external vibrator. From the first moment it arrived in that black gift box, I knew that Siri and I were going to be good friends, and I was right. My personal favorite feature of Siri is being able to lock it for travel. Holding the + and - until the LED lights turn off locks Siri, and doing the same until the lights turn on will unlock it. As with any Lelo product, a silk pouch comes with it so that you can take it with you and have no fear of lint sticking to it, as silicone can be a magnet for dust and lint.

For those of you who were wondering, the Lelo Siri is quite different from the Lelo Lily or Nea because, for starters, it has silicone instead of plastic. Secondly, it does not have the same "pinpoint" design, i.e. Lily and Nea have a curve for easier placement against the clitoris. That does not, however, mean that Siri does not have its own kind of pinpoint power. It has what I could only describe as a bump on the bottom, which when placed over the clitoris provides strong vibrations right where you need them. And, lastly, the Lelo Siri is considerably more powerful than the Lily or Nea. I find the price of the Siri is justifiable after you use it for the first time. The orgasms Siri gave me were much more powerful than any bullet vibe I've used, and I have never been left disappointed by this vibrator. It's a favorite for sure!

Remember: silicone lube, should you need any, should never be used with silicone toys as it will react and leave your toy permanently tacky.

I really wish it was waterproof, but I haven't found the fact that it's only splashproof to be a big hindrance. Lelo is such a top quality brand; so long as you don't get water in the buttons, this toy will last for years. I love my Siri—it never disappoints for a quick orgasm, a great addition to sex, or even a massage. The fact that it's rechargeable is just the icing on the cake, for me.