Siri - discreet massager by LELO - review by ChaiMocha

Siri-ously dissapointed

I really want to like Siri, shes well built, beautiful and has awesome vibrations patterns, but she's just not powerful enough. Her weakness when it comes to water makes me a bit uncomfortable considering her price.
Construction, vibration patterns
not waterproof, could be stronger
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
The Siri is my first toy by Lelo and I'm finding myself incredibly underwhelmed. After reading many many positive reviews on the Siri and other toys by Lelo, I decided to discount the not so positive ones. Power is, after all, subjective and I certainly wouldn't call myself a power queen. I'm still, however, not impressed by the power of Siri; even on the highest setting, I’d just call it average.

I do really love the look of the Siri. She is small, smooth and discreet. The silicone used on the Siri is silky smooth, and from what I understand the same silicone Lelo uses on all of their toys. I do wish the tip was made up of a more solid area of silicone and not just the plastic covered in the silicone so that it had more give, but I don’t mind it too much.

Although I was underwhelmed by Siri’s power, I really like the different vibrations patterns Siri uses. The shape, which has a bit of a smoothed bump on one side, also fits really well with my lady bits and the bump free side fits really well in my hand. Despite the small size of Siri and the buttons being directly against my palm during play, I didn’t have any problems at all with accidentally pressing them, which I was a bit concerned about, but they did function perfectly well when I wanted them to.

The entire thing seems to be constructed quite well and, assuming no accidents, I’d like to think it will last for quite a while. Siri is not waterproof, and although I didn’t give it much thought when buying Siri as I have no plans to submerge her in water or take her in the shower, I’m now slightly concerned due to her tiny size and uncovered changing jack that she might just drown in my juices some day.
Follow-up commentary
Every once in awhile I give Siri another go, but I'm always disappointed. Although I love the look of this toy I've been very disappointed by its function.
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My Siri tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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    thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review.
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    thanx for sharing
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    nice review
  • chicmichiw
    Love your title! I'm scared to be disappointed by Siri, too
  • Feisty
    Thanks for sharing!
  • JDear
    Agreed! Haha I didn't see your review and almost titled mine the same thing.
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    Thanks for your review.
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    Thanks for the review!
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