Siri - discreet massager by LELO - review by JDear

Siri-ously Disappointing

I do not believe that Siri is worth her full price. I paid about $50 for mine, which wasn't too bad. If you must have this toy, wait and purchase it on sale. Based on other reviews, I expected a powerful clitoral vibrator, but I have had much more powerful and cheaper toys. For the price you pay, I believe you should get more power. Get this if you don't need a lot of power and want a nice rechargeable toy.
Rechargeable, non-porous, variety of settings
Surface level vibrations, not waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


We all know the name LELO. I had looked at their products for a long time before deciding I should try one. I wanted a fairly strong clitoral vibrator and decided on this one, the Siri. Siri is a nice clitoral vibrator made with high quality silicone and hard plastic. I think the people who will enjoy this toy the most are beginners and people who don't need super strong vibrations. Siri is not waterproof, so it's definitely a bedroom toy. She can also lock for travel, which is a nice feature. In the end, this toy wasn't for me since she was definitely not as powerful as I expected.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

LELO uses really nice medical grade materials to construct their toys. Silicone and ABS plastic are both non-porous. Siri has no smell or taste out of the packaging. The silicone portion is nice and smooth with a little drag. The whole toy is hard, so if you like your toys really soft or squishy, skip this one. The hard plastic portion is slick, and a bit shiny. When lubed up, Siri glides over the skin nicely. This is a very smooth toy, so don't expect interesting texture from it.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Aesthetically, Siri is well designed. There is a lump on the underside of the toy to nestle between the labia on the clitoris. It's mostly effective for broad stimulation, and not great for pinpoint. Siri fits into the palm of my hand and feels nice to hold. The small, but not tiny size, should work for most users. She comes in a nice black box and also has a black satin pouch. Unless someone opens the box or pouch, there's nothing to indicate that there's a sex toy inside. I'd say that it is easy to hide, but not discreet if left out in the open.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

I'm not super impressed by this toy's performance. The vibrations are located mostly in the silicone portion of the toy. The vibrations are very surface level. They're more rumbly on the lower settings, but weren't strong enough to accomplish anything. It gets more buzzy as you increase the power. She is quiet at all levels and could not be heard through a closed door, and maybe not through a thick blanket. Siri charges quickly and holds a charge for a long time. The buttons will light up red when the charge is running low.
There are four buttons on the top of the toy. They are plus, minus, up, and down. Plus and minus control the power, and up and down control the functions. The buttons are silicone and light up during use. Hold plus or minus to change the power, and press plus or minus to change function. There are almost too many functions to list, so if you like functions there should be one for you. The last function is a completely unique random pattern. She almost sings a song.
Do not take Siri in the shower or tub since the charge port on the bottom of the toy is exposed. Keep lube away from it as well. I'm not sure if the buttons are waterproof, but I'd try to keep liquids away from them as well.
    • Discreet sound
    • Multiple settings
    • Rechargeable

Care and Maintenance

Siri is easy to care for. I clean her by wiping her down with a toy cleaner and washcloth. Since she's not waterproof, I probably wouldn't wash her with soap and water in the sink. Definitely don't boil her, either. I store mine in the black satin storage pouch it came with. Then she goes into my toy drawer. I keep her charger and manual in the box everything came in.
Only use water-based lubes with Siri. If you do wish to try silicone lube, patch test on the top portion of the toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I'm just still completely underwhelmed by this. Great materials, but grossly overpriced. I have also lost the charger, but that's not the toy's fault.
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    Thanks--this was a very good review!
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    Thank you!
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    Great review.
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    Awesome review! I'm sorry that this didn't live up to what you expected.
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