Sue Johanson's super head honcho - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by abaaa

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Neck hurts from that 2 hour blowjob? Last Resort!

If you're a man or a person who's got a male partner, this toy is pretty much good to go if the dude is going to keep it for himself. I wish it was made out of silicone so that I could use it on my other partners, but hey, we can't have it all, can we?
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Pros:
Easy to clean, great texture, gets the job done well
Cons:
Smell, collects dust, not shareable
Rating by reviewer:
4
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The super head honcho or "that weird lazy hand job thing", as my ex-boyfriend would call it, was a mild success. I'm a female, so I've personally never experienced it on myself since I lack a penis, but it got my boyfriend off with 90% less effort than a normal hand job/blowjob combo.

Yes. I used this as my lazy last resort hand job tool. Am I ashamed? Not really. Sometimes a girl gets tired and dehydrated, and when my tongue was like sandpaper and I was too lazy to go all the way down to the kitchen to get some water, I ripped this bad boy out of my sex toy drawer.

This is how I do it. First I check if it's clean looking, because this toy tends to catch all sorts of grimy things that you'd never see normally. Next, I take a good squirt of flavored lube and get the inside all juicy by squeezing it around like a stress ball. Next, push that dick in there through the side that looks like a vagina. Move it up and down, paired with some serious hand twisting motions, and lick/suck the head of the cock. It might make some funny squishy noises, but that's fine. Bam, superfast orgasm.

He told me that it felt like a strange jelly vagina with nubs, in a pleasurable way.

It's easy to clean and wash, just go over to the sink and run the water through it and soap it up. Also, if you're weird like me, you can have fun and hold one end on the faucet and pinch the other end shut, and the thing will blow up like a water balloon. Don't let it get too big though, it might break.

My only complaint was that the jelly material smelled weird, even after multiple washings. It gathered dust like nobody's business and felt vaguely reminiscent of one of those sticky hand toys that I used to buy as a kid out of those grocery store quarter machines. Oh, and also the fact that I couldn't sterilize it and use it on a different man after I dumped my ex (He didn't want it, so take that as you will.). It really made me sad to throw out a perfectly good toy, just because I couldn't sterilize it, but that's just the environmentalist in me speaking.
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My Sue Johanson's super head honcho tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Mutual stimulation
    • Penis
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  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Thanks for the review!
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    The Awesome Penguin  
    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review!
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