"Super" as Slime can Get

This toy is intended to be used as a male masturbator. The penis goes in one end, and if it is long enough, may peek through the other end. Beware, this is not a toy with a closed end like the Head Honcho. Once the penis is inside, the user simply places his hand over the sticky material and jacks off like he normally would. The toy is there to increase sensation, improve enjoyment, and quicken climax. My husband was going to use it when I am too sore from our rough love making and need a break, but it turns out this product wasn’t what we expected.

The material used for this toy is TPR, which is hypo-allergenic and free from phthalates and latex. It should not be used with silicone lubricant and can easily get tacky. Touching the toy is like handling melted Play-doh. It leaves a sticky residue on the hands that will only wash off with thorough scrubbing. It has a definite new toy smell which is overpowering at first but fades after a few uses and washes. The material must have to be sticky for my husband to keep a good grip on the toy because a lot of the lube he puts in at the bottom simply works its way through the toy as it is used and dribbles out of the hole on top, making his hands slick and nasty. The good news is that the toy is very soft so it is easy for a beginner to use without having to worry about self-harm. It’s as easy as using your hand, but adds the sensation of nubs and ridges.

This toy is well-shaped, but poorly sized and designed. It has a nicely lined and textured hole on one end for the head to enter, and a tiny tight hole at the other end to exit if he is too big. My man is not much more than average, about 7 or 8 inches erect, and he poked right through and complained that the hole on the end took away from suction. Because of this, he said even though it is longer than the plain “Head Honcho” it is nowhere near being a “super head honcho” and rated it lower than its cheaper alternative. Because of this design flaw, he had trouble reaching any kind of climax with it.

The best part about the toy is easily the fact that the inside has three suction chambers with nubs and ridges to create awesome stimulation. The worst part is because of the design flaw, it is hard to achieve the suction necessary to make the toy worthwhile. This toy requires a fair amount of water-based lubricant to get started, but be careful. Too much and it will be icky and have no friction; too little and it will be tacky and painful from lack of friction.

To clean this toy is very simple because it is open-ended. Run warm water through the holes, soap up your hands and push your fingers through on each end, scrubbing the inner walls until you are satisfied, then rinse it off. The soap and warm water method works nicely and is an improvement over the Head Honcho which had to be turned inside out each time, hastening its tendency to fall apart. It isn’t worth it, however, to have a longer lasting toy which gives less pleasure. We would have preferred a closed end toy that was more high maintenance to clean.

The packaging is in no way discreet and though it doesn’t come with directions, the idea behind the toy is pretty self-explanatory. This box cannot be used for storage as the tacky toy leaves residue on the box even when completely dry. It came sitting limply in the too large box wrapped in a plastic bag. The bag is not reusable, however, since it opened and tore very quickly down the side and was no good even as plastic wrapping. To store the toy, we ended up using a Ziploc bag after the toy was allowed to air dry after cleaning.

We really looked forward to this toy, hoping it would be a better sequel to his first masturbator, and obviously we were very disappointed with what we received. We were so disappointed that we decided not to buy any more masturbators of this material and only to spring for more expensive, better packaged toys which don’t leave a nasty feeling and smell behind. We are confident that somewhere there must exist a toy which is as easy and fun for him as my vibrators are for me.