Get some Coochy on that coochy!

Want a happy coochy? Try Coochie Shave Creme! No more itchiness! No more bumps! Drop your pants to the world and be proud of a smooth, silky shave! You can use Coochy anywhere and get awesome results! Guys love it, girls love it. Coochy is the long awaited answer to everyone's shaving prayers!
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Pros:
Smooth and silky skin, light smell, no more itchiness/bumps/irritation!
Cons:
Nothing at all!
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Shaving sucks, doesn't it? It leaves you with itchy bumps, redness, irritation, and ingrown hairs. Looking like you've been attacked by a swarm of bees isn't sexy. Waxing can be painful and expensive. Who really wants to pay someone a bunch of money to torture their genitals? (Some of us just aren't into that.) So, for us women (and men) out there who like to keep things smooth with little to no hassle, what's the solution?

Enter Coochy Shave Cream!

A little bit of Coochy on your coochy will keep you soft and irritation free! You can now drop those panties, proclaim "Hey babe! I shaved!" and feel totally confident! Coochy gets rid of that Monistat-commercial-esque embarrassing itch, and it won't leave you with that horrifying after shave rash! Plus, it will leave you smelling extra nice. Your coochy will be irresistable after using Coochy! You'll be so proud of your coochy that you may not even want to wear pants!

So you don't feel like shaving? Coochy can also be used as a pube conditioner! Hooray! If there was an award for the most luxuriously soft and silky pubes, you'd win it! You can use this stuff on the hair atop your head as well, but with such a small bottle, you'd be better off sticking with your regular stuff. Can you put Coochy on your legs! Yes! Your underarms? Please do! Coochy has been the only thing -ever- to leave me without itchy underarms after my shave! I was really tired of looking like I hadn't showered in a week with super itchy underarms, but Coochy saved my day! Throw out all your shaving creams. Coochy is all you need!

And Coochy isn't just for people with coochies, either. Men love the Coochy as well! My roommate loves Coochy all over his head and face. It leaves him super soft and ready to get some coochy. In fact, I have to tell him to stay out of mine, because if he could, he'd use it all up!

What's all up in this Coochy?
D.L. Water, Steralkonium Chloride, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glycerin Stearate SE, Jojoba Oil, Lanolin, Keratin Protein, Panthenol, Allantion, Methyloparaben, Fragrance, Propylparaben.

Jojoba oil and lanolin are gonna make your skin (and hair) smooth and silky. Keratin protein strengthens hair and keeps it nice and soft at the same time. Uh oh, there are parabens in this stuff, but parabens are actually pretty common in most cosmetics, body washes, and the like. Then there's some fragrance. That's what gives it a nice smell! If you've got that super sensitive skin, there's an unscented version Coochy for that.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Coochy isn't a shaving cream like you might expect. No frothy, fizzy, lathery nonsense here. It looks a lot like regular hair conditioner. But, you know all those super awesome hair products that don't lather up and are better for your hair? Coochy is like that! The chemicals that are in products that lather up usually dry out your hair and skin. Coochy takes this same route. No obnoxious lather here. Instead, it coats your skin in silky goodness!

"But how will I see where I've shaved? I'm used to using shaving creams to make sure I don't miss a spot!" Coochy's got you covered. When rubbed in, it lathers a very small bit. I haven't had any issues with missing spots or being patchy, and I have that invisible, blonde leg hair.

Coochy comes in a bottle with a click open lid. A dab will do ya for this stuff, so the bottle should last you quite a while. I used about a half-dollar sized amount for each leg, a quarter sized amount for my lady parts, and about a dime for under each arm. The 4oz. bottle should have you silky smooth for quite some time!
    • Creamy
    • Thick
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

Green Tea is the best Coochy I've had the pleasure of smelling. It is a gender-neutral scent. You won't feel like you've been smuggling a bouquet of flowers or various fruits in your panties. The scent is pretty light, as well, and doesn't hang around for too long. Scents not your thing, Coochy makes an unscented version just for you.

So what does Green Tea smell like? Not like any green tea I've had. Nope, not at all. It doesn't smell minty, either. The scent is so light that I can't get a good whiff of it to say it smells like anything else. It reminds me of classic lotion scent. Not that gross scented lotion, either. The only time you really have the pleasure of smelling Coochy is when you're either sniffing the bottle of it, or whatever area you've just shaved.
    • Light smell

Performance

Ahh, Coochy. You've won me over with your awesome charm. Coochy leaves your skin silky soft, smooth, and free of irritation, rash, ingrown hairs, bumps, and all that other icky stuff that comes along with shaving. I've tried just about everything out there from expensive shaving creams and gels, to homemade shaving products, and I still loathed my razor and how mean it was to my sensitive areas. Coochy saved my day, and is by far, the best shaving product I've ever used. My coochie thanks me for using Coochy.

Here's how I get the best results:
1. Trim the hedges using a small, electric trimmer. It's a lot easier to mow the grass when the lawn isn't overgrown. I like those razors with the electric trimmers on the end.
2. Hop into a nice steamy shower. Entertain yourself for a few minutes before you get down to business. Rub your duckie a little? The steam and heat will help to soften things up.
3. Put a dab of Coochy on your coochy and rub it in. Herbal Essence style is my preferred method.
4. Give it a couple of minutes to let it work it's magic. It'll soften up your hairs and make your skin feel all smooth.
5. Grab that razor and get to shaving! It's best if your blade is somewhat new. It helps to make sure you don't get that 'after shaving sandpaper effect'.
6. Give yourself a good rinse, hop out of the shower, and go show your smooth coochy to the world!
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Performance

Packaging

Coochy isn't the most discreet shaving creme to have floating around in your bathroom, but hey, everyone likes to be clean and well-kept. Rather not have everyone know your business? The label can be peeled right off!
Follow-up commentary
Coochy keeps my coochy (and everything else) super smooth, soft and irritation free. I threw out all of my old shaving products! I've been using this stuff for over a month and it's amazing! I've barely made a dent in the bottle!
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  • yarii
    yarii  
    thanks for the review!
  • kitty1949
    kitty1949  
    great review, thanks!
  • Tart
    Tart  
    Great review!
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