You may as well use hair conditioner

Same consistency, smell, and reliability as using v05 conditioner to shave with. Save your money, soap does a better job at protecting your "sensitive areas" than coochy cream does.
smell, packaging
slimey, inpractical
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Coochy shave cream relies 100% on everything to sell their product, except of course- their product. Everything from the scent, to the imagery, to the eye catching COOCHY is ideal for business. However, the actual cream falls very short of impressive.

Coochy cream is supposedly specifically designed for a woman's "sensitive spots"- i.e. (if you aren't getting the point) to shave your pubic hair. I really had high hopes for this product, but upon using it realized that it was no different than had I been using cheap hair conditioner. If you have ever used v05 products, it is pretty much the same exact feel, scent, and reliability as far as satisfaction goes. If you are not familiar with v05, their products sell for less than a dollar, and remember- you get what you pay for. That being said, Coochy creme is overpriced for the quality (or lack there of) that their shave cream provides.

Everything from the smell to the feel is conditioner. It even says on the bottle that it can double as conditioner. It fails to cover up your pubic hair as it dries out and/or gets slimy/irritating almost as soon as you apply it. I tried to make use of my money and use it as conditioner. It was as if I was using shampoo from the Holiday Inn. It did not de-tangle nor make my hair more manageable. It just made it smell like tanning lotion.

From the shaving products I have used, I have honestly found much better for 2 dollars at Walmart. There is nothing protective or provocative about this product. They rely solely on selling it by hoping women will stereotypically think it's cute that it has the word "coochy" on it and is in shiny pink labeling. Don't fall for it ladies- NOT WORTH YOUR TIME! (or the razor burn)
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Beauty
    • Scented
    • Shave
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Contributor: Herzer
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: MacNCheese
    Thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: gwenevieve
    sorry it didn't work out. what's in it, though?
  • Contributor: K101
    Aw man! How horribly disappointing. This isn't the first time I've heard less than great things about this product. I'm sorry it was a let down for you. Thank you for being so honest though. This will be a product I stay away from. I don't shave downstairs -- I epilate -- but I shave my arm pits and legs, and I LOVE the Max Total Shave stuff for men. I'm tellin' ya, nothing works like that stuff. It makes my arm pits and legs so very smooth. I've bought a tube of that stuff for 4 family members already. It's really nice stuff. I considered trying this one out last month, but went with Intimmo instead, which I'm glad because while I was disappointed in the Intimmo cream, I only paid $5. Lol. Just like this stuff, Intimmo does nothing extra that any regular dollar store brand cream wouldn't do. I hate getting my hopes up over skincare/shaving products, so I'm so sorry this didn't work out for you. I'll remember your review and will stay away from it.
  • Contributor: CindyH
    thanks for information nice review
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