Silky Smooth!

The Coochy Shave Creme is a great product that will get you a smooth shave and silky skin. It soothes your irritated skin and prevents those ugly red bumps and ingrown hairs. It has a thick and creamy consistency that stays in place, making your shave quick and easy. A little product goes a long way and it is listed at a great price.
+Close shave, leaving smooth & silky skin
+Great scent
-Label on bottle says "Coochy"
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Coochy Shave Creme by Classic Erotica is intended to be used while shaving to protect the skin, leaving it silky smooth. This shave creme protects and soothes your skin from razor cuts and irritation, while also preventing embarrassing shave bumps and ingrown hairs. Use this product for intimate shaving as well as legs, underarms, face and body! It is infused with hair and skin moisturizing agents that will soften the coarsest hair and leave your skin feeling silky. This is a product that can be enjoyed by both women and men.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Shaving
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Legs
    • Pubic area
    • Underarms

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The Coochy Shave Creme has a thick and creamy consistency. I was surprised when I first used this product because it did not foam up like other shaving creams I have used in the past. It smoothly glides onto your skin as hair conditioner would. I love this characteristic because I feel like the shaving creme stays on your skin exactly where you put it. I have had trouble in the past with foam shaving cremes, where the foam would slowly drip down and off my legs, which would lead to me having to reapply more cream. While this shaving creme stays put, it does not feel sticky or greasy. When you are done shaving, it can be easily washed off with water.

Here are some photos of the shaving creme pumped into my hand, and then all spread out on my hand.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

This product is not intended to be ingested. I have not tasted it and I do not recommend that it be tasted by anyone as I would think it would taste horrible.

The Coochy Shave Creme is currently available in two different scents: Make Me Blush, and Naked Silk Green Tea. I have used both and love them equally. The scents are light and won't overpower you when you put it on your skin. While the scent is noticeable when using it during a shave, it is very faint after washing it off. The Naked Silk Green Tea smells like, well, Green Tea! It has a very pleasant earthy scent.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


The performance of this product is outstanding! The Coochy Shave Creme can easily be applied to your skin on any part of your body and can be evenly spread out to where needed. It stays put once applied, rarely needing reapplication, which makes shaving quick and simple. I have used other shaving products in the past and nothing compares to this great product. With this shaving creme, I get the smoothest shave and my skin feels so silky. I used to get irritated red bumps and ingrown hairs, but not anymore! I can now shave everyday without worries of getting irritated skin. However, I typically shave every other day just because the shave is that smooth. The product rinses off of my skin with ease, leaving no residue behind. You are only left with smooth and moisturized skin.

I was happy to see that I don't need much of this product to get my shaving done. I only need a couple of pumps of the shaving creme to complete my shave. Because of the little amount that is used, a bottle of the Coochy Shave Creme will last several months! It is definitely worth the price of $6.99 and I would recommend this to everyone!
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Long lasting


The Coochy Shave Creme comes in a 4 fluid ounce plastic bottle. There is a pump dispenser on the top, and a clear plastic snap on lid. The pump makes it super easy and non-messy to dispense the product just by pushing down on it. The pump can be turned to one side to lock it and deactivate the pump from being pushed down and leaking all over. This locking feature and the small sized bottle makes this product easy to travel with.

The front of the bottle has the name and scent of the product. It does say "Coochy" in large letters which may not be so discreet for some people. The intended use and great features of this product are listed on the sides. There is a list of ingredients on the back side. When the bottle is empty, it can be recycled.
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Very informative packaging

Special Features

This product is made in the USA, has not been tested on animals, is sugar-free, safe for all skin types, paraben-free, and sulfate-free.

Although it is stated that this product is safe for all skin types, if you have allergies or sensitive skin, please read the ingredient list before purchasing. If an irritation does occur, discontinue use of the product.
INGREDIENTS (as listed on bottle)
Water (Eau), Cetyl Alcohol, Cetrimonium Bromide, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-60 Lanolin, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Keratin, Panthenol, Allantoin, Phenoxyethanol, Methylisothiazolinone, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance (Parfum).

Personal comments

I have been using this product for several months, and I will continue using it. I love the results that I get and so does my guy! I also use it with the Coochy Protection Aftershave, which continues to protect my skin after my shower. I would highly recommend these products to anyone who is seeking a close, smooth shave.
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  • Contributor: ImaGodiva
    Excellent review! Thank you for all the great information. I haven't tried this but I'd like to.
  • Contributor: Feisty
    Thanks for editing my review!
  • Contributor: SydneyScreams
    thank you for the review! I've been curious about this. I wish they had it in unscented!
  • Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster
    Thanks for your review.
  • Contributor: edeneve
    great review.
  • Contributor: surreptitious
    I'm definitely going to have to pick some of this up! I've liked Simply Sensual's products for a while. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: joiedejouets
    Want to try!
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