Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by shelberlynn

Coochy was not for my coochy!

Sensitive skin beware, this product did not work for me. Razor burn and bumps still occurred and to top it off coochy burned upon application. If you ask me it wasn't worth it!
Smells great, cream, thin and smooth
Did not work as intended for me
Contains cloride
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Coochys' use is for shaving, especially those hard to tame intimate areas. I'm guessing someone with less sensitivity issues than myself could use this product. I've found better products for the same use which don't irritate my skin. Rash and razor bump free is what it may say, but I had the exact opposite reaction. Razor bumps went through the roof when I used this product. The product washes off relatively easily, which was good in my case because the fact that it has chloride in it meant allergic reaction in my case. Anything with chloride and I get a pretty terrible reaction in the form of a rash. Obviously I did not read the ingredients very well.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Personal care
    • Shave
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All external areas with hair growth

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture of coochy is what made me decide I liked creams over anything else. Coochy felt nice and smooth and wasn't too thick. It was easy to use, and wasn't sticky or greasy.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

I wouldn't taste this product, but it sure does smell edible. The scent was wonderful and fresh. It wasn't too strong and considering that plumeria is a plant found in Hawaii, I found it to be like paradise to my sniffer.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


For myself the performance area was where this product lacked most. Great for a moisturizer, but as for the rest of its claims it severely lacks! It burned slightly on contact, and the after effects were terrible in my opinion. I recently found a better shave cream that does exactly what coochy claims to do but falls short on. Sadly, for me the performance was what turned me off to coochys' promises.
    • Allergy concerns


Mine came in a box, the box it was shipped in. So basically all there was, was the bottle. Instructions are vague, but I don't see how you could need more instruction from a shave cream. Probably not discreet, but it's not a product that needs to be discreet. I'm sure you could take this on vacation if you choose to do so. The bottle comes with a pump which makes dispensing coochy easy. With 4oz this should last a decent amount of time. One to two pumps will generously cover your nether regions, and about three will do from knee to ankle.
    • Not discreet
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

It is supposed to aid in a rash and razor burn free shave. What a joke, sensitive skin beware!

Personal comments

I was highly disappointed by this product and found a cheaper, better one on the market that made my shaving experience worth while rather then painful.


I applied coochy and received an immediate burning sensation, not the good kind either. Hoping it would still be what it said it was, I shaved and rinsed. Not even minutes after exiting my tub, razor burn set in and so did the bumps. I know this had nothing to do with my razor because it was a new razor, in a brand I had found that worked well for me.
Follow-up commentary
I still don't like this, until the formula is changed and stops making me itch, I'm not going to use it. Glad it works for some, but my sensitive body can't handle it!
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  • libbyv
  • Airen Wolf
    WOW I think this is the first review that is negative about Coochy! It just goes to show that there will be people who will be sensitive to every product. Thanks for sharing with us your experiences with the product.
  • bayosgirl
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the honest review.
  • shelberlynn
    I personally know tons of people who use it. And love it. But I have very sensitive skin. Even some waterbased lubes make me itch..
  • Cindi025
    Thanks for the review!
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I'm sorry to hear this didn't work out for you!
  • big b
  • joolie
    Thanks for the heads up,my skin is super sensitive.
  • shelberlynn
    Yeah I'm allergic to bleach and most shaving stuff. I love the smell of coochy though and if I wasn't allergic to it it would have been great!
  • roskat
    Ouch, sounds like you had a really bad reaction to it.
  • HappyOnLI
    I told my wife about this....thanks for the review. We paid for my wife to have lazer treatments and while it was expense we did it over 7 years ago and over the long term it was well worth the money. she is happy, comfy, and so am I.
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Sorry you didn't like it. I love this shave cream.
  • shelberlynn
    I loved the smell of it! Just my skin didn't like it lol. But such is life.
  • adriannenicolef
    I've been debating about whether or not to get this. Now I'm somewhat unsure. Thanks for the review!
  • MK434
    Thanks for the review!
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