7 function wireless remote egg - egg vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by SerialSade

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Great idea; poor production.

A great idea that fell flat. This broke almost immediately and ended up in the garbage! You can't cut corners on wireless vibes.
Many vibration patterns
Breaks easily
Poor vibrations
Poor value overall
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I bought this toy with high hopes of taking advantage of it for some discreet pleasure controlled by my boyfriend. I liked the idea of this toy, and the shape was also interesting. But, I will admit it was the price point that got me. Wireless remote control vibes can be quite expensive! So, I sprang for this one on a whim and was sorely disappointed.

In essence, this should be a simple toy. A plastic vibe that you can insert and a remote that cycles through vibration patterns. My first problem was the batteries required. They were inconvenient and a bother to replace. My next problem was the remote itself, it was too simplistic and the signal was dodgy. Why have a vibrator that can't get signal from inside of you? Third, the vibrations were weak and under stimulating. I was really bummed out by this toy in the end. The 7 speed/feature idea was alright, but I did find that the few times I used it I didn't use all 7. It didn't float my boat even while it functioned, and it's overall failure was exactly that: a failure.

I got two uses from this toy before it stopped working entirely. I'm not sure if the vibrator broke, or if it was the remote. But, that doesn't really matter. I didn't want to devote any time or energy into this broken toy. Though, I am sure someone with more knowledge may be able to salvage/soup up this non-functioning toy, I don't know that it would be worth it in the end. I certainly feel like my money was wasted and I would not recommend it to anyone. If you really want a wireless vibe, save up for a little longer and get yourself something better! I definitely learned something from this purchase; you get what you pay for!
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    Thanks for the review. It's too bad it broke so soon. I would expect more at this price range.
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    thanks for the warning
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