7 function wireless remote egg - egg vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by SexualSarrrrah

Not what I expected

It's worth it for a one time use where you aren't using the remote too much, but since the price is pretty steep for a one time use I'd suggest something different. Quiet enough to be pretty discreet, and powerful enough to get the job done, but batteries are annoyingly short lived.
Great for use in your rear while using a dildo for vaginal sex. Really helps hit the right spot.
Not a high range on the remote, and batteries drain quickly.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I initially bought this for use with my boyfriend and myself. We were thinking about using it at his company Halloween party to spice things up and maybe get in a quickie mid party. However, it never got that far. I tried the little egg out by myself and on the first try had an amazing orgasm that took me over the top when used with my dildo. The small size is great and the vibrations are relatively quiet. I put it on a mid level vibe and it slid easily in my ass. The dual action with my dildo made for an earth shattering experience. However, the vibe quickly died on me. I don't know if the batteries were just weak, or the vibe sucks down that much power, but it didn't last too long. I had to change the batteries every time I used it. I didn't find this out until I got to the Halloween party, or else I would have used it. I don't want to have to change batteries every time I want to use it.

Another drawback was that the remote doesn't get much distance. Initially my boyfriend and I had plans of using this little vibe|7 function wireless remote egg™ as a tease on the go or around friends at parties. But the sad thing is if you get the remote more than a foot or so away, it won't pick up the signal any more. That kind of defeated the purpose of taking it out of the bedroom.

Another sad thing is that the batteries are really difficult to change and very little, so not only can you not pick them up at your average grocery store, but you need lots of light and patience to change them.

Overall I was disappointed with it's performance after the first round. I won't be suggesting this toy to any of my friends in the future.
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  • Beautiful Dreamer
    This should definitely not be put into your ass. There's no flared base so it could easily get "lost".
  • Cock Wrangler
    This is really not safe for anal insertion- even in a condom, it could easily get lost. Makes for an unpleasant ER experience. Also, it's not sterilizable, so could harbor bacteria and end up giving you an infection when used near the vaginal area.
    Sounds like the remote here is just more convenient than a wired battery pack, rather than a truly discreet, control-from-a-distance option.
  • Epiphora
    Noooo, don't put it in your ass! Agh... I don't want people to see that in your "Pros" list and think it's okay..
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    Thanks for the review!
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