7 function wireless remote egg - egg discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by auplette

What most attracted me to this toy was the remote control feature. It is very discreet and no one knows it is inserted other than your partner with the remote control. The remote control is small and does not raise suspicion, it can even be mistaken for car keys. However, this toy is not what I expected. It is not very dependable. If you use the remote even half a foot away, it does not always work. Sometimes I would end up removing the battery just to get it to turn off, while other times it would not turn on at all. The vibration intensity is powerful and have a very low noise level. While on the medium continuous vibration function, with jeans worn, it could not be heard when inserted.

The egg itself is a plastic toy with a velvety feel to it. Any lubricant works, though water based is best because it is easiest to clean. Cleaning is simple since the egg seems to be splash proof, however I do feel that a very small amount of body fluids somehow enter the egg. Upon opening the egg to change its batteries, it was not clean throughout the inner-edges but nothing traveled far enough to reach the core. This is still not a problem.

The main issue I had with this toy was the remote control. It had a mind of its own. This product is not worth the price because of the unpredictable remote. This would be a great product for one to three uses, but no more. You are better off paying perhaps a little extra and getting something that will not make you frustrated. The amount of batteries it requires, 6 small batteries for the egg, and another for the remote, is also way too much to be bothered with. To end on a good note, this egg has a nice texture.