7 function wireless remote egg sex toy review

Absolute piece of rubbish. I don't know how anyone has been able to enjoy this. This toy turned on maybe 2 or 3 times before finally kicking the bucket. When it DID work, the vibrations were weak and the remote was fickle. Utter disappointment. :( It's a nice idea but they definately need to go back to the drawing board with this one.
- Coating has a nice feel.
- Remote control w/ clip.
- 7 functions! Some of which seem fun...
- Weak.
- Died within 3 uses.
- Weird batteries for the egg. Not a fan.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I received this toy (7 function wireless remote egg|7 function wireless remote egg), ecstatic to slip it into my panties and slide the remote in my boyfriend's pocket for some public teasing. Wanting to test it out beforehand to get a feel for where to place it and how loud it may be, I slipped the batteries in and gave the on button a push. And then another. And another... and another. Was it on? I didn't hear any buzzing or feel much. Accidentally I pushed the function button and, knocking the vibrations up a bit, realized it WAS on!

This toy is absolutely pansy. No way would this get me off! I checked out all the functions just to see if maybe there was another setting that could at least tease. Nope, not a one. Hmm, maybe the batteries needed a change. Nope, that didn't help either. Finally, I gave up and tossed it in the drawer, hoping to find a use for it. I decided to come back to it a few days later and give it another go. Still wasn't doing much for me and now in order to change the setting I had to put the remote within 6 inches of the toy! So much for the remote working "through walls". Another few days later, I went to show my boyfriend the toy I was so excited about and why I was so disappointed now. This time, it didn't even turn on! I attempted to rearrange the batteries, change the remote batteries, anything to see if I could get it going again. Nothing worked. This little egg had bit the dust.

To sum it up: Too little life, too little power, too much money. It's a great idea, honestly and the patterns on the egg seemed fun but whatever girl can get off from that must be quite sensitive, a true princess and the pea.
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