Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

DreamWolf DreamWolf
I find not caring about the other's pleasure (aka coming then passing out) the "greatest of the sins"... Nothing ruder than that, because with all the others you have a chance for a satisfyingly wonderful pleasure time - but if he doesn't give a fuck then you can fuck your pleasure time! ~shakes head thinking of her past experiences
04/08/2012
hyacinthgirl hyacinthgirl
My guy has the bad habit of leaning his elbows on my hip bones when taking me doggy-style. It really, really hurts. I've told him, and he apologizes, but he always ends up doing it again.

I know he doesn't mean to do it, but I hate interrupting good sex with 'OW! Off the bones!'
04/15/2012
Clubbinseals Clubbinseals
forget foreplay
04/16/2012
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
Definitely forgetting about foreplay.
04/16/2012
The Geek The Geek
Quote:
Originally posted by LadyAdderuss
dont get me wrong I love oral sex but it bugs me when they sit there and work you up so much you cant take it then you get a five mins of sex like come on what is up with that god do we really need to show men how to work Us right
The short answer, yes, yes you do. We're simple and straightforward, and complex, beautiful creatures like women perplex us more often than not. Just remember, before you think he's an ass, make sure he's not just ignorant
04/17/2012
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
When he comes first and leaves me hanging. He's done a much better job of that lately, but I hate it when he doesn't take care of me after he's been pleased (unless that's the plan)
04/19/2012
HouseWench HouseWench
augh, I had a boyfriend who wasn't much interested in foreplay except when I wasn't. I guess with the foreplay we had during his first time, he figured that was enough =_=
04/22/2012
True Pleasures True Pleasures
My husband just won't put out. He uses sex as leverage. If he thinks I've been "bad", I get denied. Also, when I'm in super-horny heat mode before my period, he could help out way more with that than he does.
04/24/2012
gloomybear gloomybear
my bf has a few bad habits but weve worked on them over the two year weve been together but he still forgets forplay
04/25/2012
Nice to Eat you Nice to Eat you
change when im about to cum
04/26/2012
Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
My beau doesn't ever forget foreplay, but sometimes he doesn't spend enough time on it. But he tends to notice if I'm not ewes enough to take him.
04/30/2012
Chami Chami
my man is great and he loves to get me there but the one thing that annoys me is when im on top and he moves his legs around i know he is trying to help but he just fucks up my motions
05/01/2012
lilys lilys
lol, all of these options were so funny cuz evry guy has to be guilty of at least one. but one that does bother me is when my guy isnt shower.
please shower after work if you wanna touch me.
05/07/2012
Nora29714 Nora29714
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Originally posted by lilys
lol, all of these options were so funny cuz evry guy has to be guilty of at least one. but one that does bother me is when my guy isnt shower.
please shower after work if you wanna touch me.
i totally agree. Mine owns an auto shop so ew please shower hahah
05/18/2012
solitudinarian solitudinarian
Coming and passing out or not putting out on a regular basis. Don't have either problem with my partner thankfully.

The first option on the poll was really annoying when I was a little younger and had difficulty reaching orgasm during sex. I actually like having my head pushed down. Foreplay is good, but so are quickies sometimes. As long as I'm at least a little wet, skipping it is ok.
05/20/2012
Darklyvan Darklyvan
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
none of the above, the only annoying thing about my man in bed is that his libido is too high. If it were up to him we would be having sex nightly sometimes more than once per night. Other than that he loves to go down on me and can go for as long as it takes. He knows what buttons to push to get me wet. He rarely comes before I do. I like it when he takes control, grabs me, and fucks my mouth.
05/20/2012
lisasharrer lisasharrer
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
when im at that point and thay stop
05/20/2012
Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
I feel like there is so much more I could gripe about. I've had some BAD sex in my time.
05/20/2012
Greenleaf Greenleaf
Definitely all terrible. "Not pulling out" goes from annoying to "You're not invited back to play ever, ever again."
06/06/2012
Short Cake Short Cake
Sucks that I could only choose one because it seemed like everyone I read I've been with in the past. So glad I don't have one like that now!
06/07/2012
Talena Talena
Damn! I could only pick one. He forgets how I like things and gets overly concerned about what he likes and asks way too many questions.
06/07/2012
Reiyth Reiyth
I put forgetting about foreplay. I think my hubby is a bit of an oddball in that he actually prefers sex when I'm on the dry side. It gives him more sensation. I don't really blame him a whole lot since when I get warmed up first I'm like dripping. Besides it doesn't take much to get me wet and I'm usually fine after the first few strokes. It would be a much bigger issue if that weren't the case.
He can also push down on my head during oral, but not very often. I have a bad gag reflex and he's well aware if he gets too rough I will throw up all over him. That is usually a pretty good restraining influence.
It is pretty much impossible for me to get off without a clit vibe and he doesn't have any issues with that thankfully. It doesn't really matter which of us gets off first, if it's me that's fine. If its him I just finish up with my toy if I feel like it. It's actually probably good that he doesn't wait for me to come first, since I orgasm only about half the time even with a vibe.
He has been an ass sometimes about wanting sex when I'm not in the mood. But to be fair, at the time I was dealing with issues and almost never wanted sex, where he is an "at least every day" kinda guy. As other women have expressed, it kinda sucks to never get any when you are horny all the time. Now that I'm on antidepressants and my sex drive is back to normal we get along quite nicely, although there are times I'm in the mood and he's not and vice a versa.
I guess my biggest pet peeve is that he has to push the boundaries I have set as to what I am comfortable with from time to time. It's like he is a kid and the fact that it's "off limits" makes him want it even more, so he just has to toe the line. It is the surest bucket of ice water I know for me.
06/08/2012
Megan Jean Megan Jean
Totally the pushing my head down onto his cock and gagging me.
06/08/2012
comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
Thanks for that list, i'll be sure to avoid doing those things if I can.
06/14/2012
HippieFeet HippieFeet
I like to think we have a pretty good sexual relationship. Thankfully no annoyances in a long time
06/14/2012
Sinfully Sinfully
When a guy wants to stick it in but hasnt given you any type of foreplay. UGH!
06/14/2012
LoveBug721 LoveBug721
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
interesting poll
06/14/2012
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
To any man reading this: DON'T PUSH HER HEAD DOWN! I know you're excited and all, but I don't think you'd like vomit on your johnson! Just, before hand or during, coo how much you would like more, but don't go pushing on her head!
06/22/2012
Anne Anne
I hate it when I don't feel aroused enough. It's always a bummer to reach for the lube to compensate.
06/29/2012
epiphanyjayne epiphanyjayne
my peeve is that guys tend not to have enough stamina to keep going once they're done. my man tries but his energy is just not the same, and it ruins the mood. it would be great if he could just keep going until I say that's enough I'm done
07/05/2012
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