Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

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Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

MarriedWithToyz MarriedWithToyz
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
OMG it's so frustrating!

Sometimes my partner is ready when I am not and when I am actually ready he isn't in the mood. The worst part is that he holds it against me too! The same line all the time "I am always ready for you but ...
Oh how I can relate! My partner and I go through the same thing. He always gets frustrated because I like to wash up any way I can before hand. We laugh about it now cause right beforehand, he now tells me to hurry up and go take my birdbath.
05/28/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by MarriedWithToyz
Oh how I can relate! My partner and I go through the same thing. He always gets frustrated because I like to wash up any way I can before hand. We laugh about it now cause right beforehand, he now tells me to hurry up and go take my birdbath.
"Birdbath" that cracked me up!
05/28/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Birdbath. LOL! My Man calls it a "Whore's Bath" (ya know, when you stand at the sink, with a soapy washcloth and try to get things nice, because he doesn't want to wait for a full bath or shower.) I really had to work to get over the idea that my pussy had to "smell like a rose." Pussy's DON'T smell like roses, they smell like pussies. And, if regularly bathed or showered, and you are basically clean that's fine. Mature, kind men don't mind. Nasty men don't mind either. As I learned. I used to always want to shower first, and one day I was hemming and hawing about having to get into the shower, and he grabbed me and growled at me, "I want your sweaty little cunt just like it is, I like it dirty!" (FTR I wasn't "dirty" just hadn't had a shower since that morning, but it was summer and I was sweaty.) He also once left the room to get ice in the middle of some really steamy sex, afterward he said, "Damn, I walked back into that room and though "it smells like Sex in here, strong pussy smell." And I thought, "OMG, does he think I stink?" Then he said, "It was great, so fucking hot, it put my hard on right back where it was, harder, even. They need to bottle that stuff and make a million selling it." *sigh*

Those experiences helped me get over the idea that I needed to be "fresh as a daisy" to have sex. I used to even delay sex, or deny it because I hadn't showed since that morning or the night before, but now I know he likes ME and that the smell of sex turns him on as much as it does me.
06/22/2010
SexyySarah SexyySarah
My hubby is pretty considerate, he prefers me to cum first and likes to watch me enjoy myself, and he always tries to do foreplay, he never pushes me down while giving head he does occasionally take rest stops while giving oral but always ends up getting me off, so there wasn't an "other" so I just put the one about foreplay cause that's probably the closest to what he does. My hubby though is awesome when it comes to sex!
07/23/2010
Blinker Blinker
All hell breaks loose when we have sex so rules and slight considerations are out the window. We throw elbows and I queef and he shoves my head down while I give him oral...who cares? It's sex, it's not SUPPOSED to be pretty, or polite. Get dirty and do it!
07/25/2010
PassionQT PassionQT
It's not there, but and ex of mine would brag about how good he was at oral and he thought the "motorboat" was so special. Ugh...totally ineffective!
07/29/2010
sexigrl69 sexigrl69
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Originally posted by Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
My biggest peeve with bio-males is that they don't have enough stamina! I don't care if they get off and it takes them a while to get ready again - don't leave me hanging around waiting! I expect hours of sexual interaction. It's just ...
My husband will do that too, although normally I continue and then he joins because he's done and ready for bed. But whatever the reason, as long as I get the play I want lol
07/29/2010
sexigrl69 sexigrl69
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Originally posted by Dark Muse
Well tell him that by masturbating, you learn more about what you like and don't like. Women who masturbate tend to have more fulfilling sex since they know what they want.

You can always tell him that you love the feeling of playing with ...
I agree, it can be the most amazing orgasm, and that is one of the things that just is not quite the same with a toy. However, he might have some deeper issue which makes him uncomfortable so it might be a good deep conversation starter at some point.
07/29/2010
sexigrl69 sexigrl69
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Originally posted by Hannah Savage
I think there should have been an option for "He says all the wrong things".

I'm all fine and dandy for dirty talk and fantasies during sex, but please don't ask me if I want to mother your children or marry you while ...
My husband did this once while we were still in the dating stage, and he could tell it kinda freaked me out. After, we talked about why and that helped calm me down. Within a week or two I was much more ready for this kind of talk, and because I know he likes it I use it on occasion. But it is a serious relationship where we are planning to start a family in a year or two, things would be totally different if I didn't see kids in our future.
07/29/2010
Liz2 Liz2
My b/f used to ejaculate anywhere he felt like it....on the bed coverings, carpeted floor. He thought this was just so erotic but I didn't. I used to then have a wash cloth handy to take care of his cum but he was unrelenting alone.
We now use a throe or best; he mostly ejaculates into one of my orifices. So much better.....I still feel the carpet will shine under an ultra violet light.
07/29/2010
fatesrelease fatesrelease
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Originally posted by Alan & Michele
For me, the most irritating thing a man can do during sex is slow down or change rhythm right when I'm on the brink of having an orgasm. *Especially* if he does it after I say "Don't stop!"

Michele
That is the worst!!! Luckily we don't have that problem too often.
07/29/2010
Hopeless Romantic Hopeless Romantic
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Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
I cannot stand it when he gets off without even thinking about me. Why would I want to do it all the time if he gets off & then expects me to deal with that. They have to have some control, damn it pisses me off!!!
07/29/2010
Hopeless Romantic Hopeless Romantic
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Originally posted by Alan & Michele
For me, the most irritating thing a man can do during sex is slow down or change rhythm right when I'm on the brink of having an orgasm. *Especially* if he does it after I say "Don't stop!"

Michele
I know right, this is so friggin annoying!!!
07/29/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Liz2
My b/f used to ejaculate anywhere he felt like it....on the bed coverings, carpeted floor. He thought this was just so erotic but I didn't. I used to then have a wash cloth handy to take care of his cum but he was unrelenting alone.
We now use ...
Oh man, I would have to beat him senseless, lol
07/29/2010
clp clp
Hahaha, so many of these stories are so awful, they are funny. So sorry to those of you with the eye-raising complaints!

If anything, I'd say that I run into issues where there isn't enough foreplay. I don't have a 'dryness' issue, but I do need time to relax and let my mind open up--I otherwise mentally block taking anything internally--toys, cock, fingers, anything. If this is the case, moving play along too quickly can be very painful for me.
This isnt so much an annoyance though, because nobody can tell when I'm ready except for me. It is usually just a sign that I need to be more vocal about what stage I'm at.
07/30/2010
Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
I know this is an older thread, but since it has some more recent replies, I figured I'd chime in as well. For me, the biggest complaint is not enough foreplay! Even after almost ten years my husband doesn't seem to "get", or at least remember, that some foreplay is necessary in order to get me truly in the mood and ready to go!
07/30/2010
Gallowraven Gallowraven
I find that the most annoying thing a guy can do in regards to sex, is to say, "Not tonight.". Especially when I've been ready to go all day.
08/01/2010
NightNight NightNight
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Originally posted by Liz2
My b/f used to ejaculate anywhere he felt like it....on the bed coverings, carpeted floor. He thought this was just so erotic but I didn't. I used to then have a wash cloth handy to take care of his cum but he was unrelenting alone.
We now use ...
That is outrageous!!! I would not stand for that without a big tarp laid out haha
08/01/2010
NightNight NightNight
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Originally posted by clp
Hahaha, so many of these stories are so awful, they are funny. So sorry to those of you with the eye-raising complaints!

If anything, I'd say that I run into issues where there isn't enough foreplay. I don't have a ...
That's exactly how I feel. I can definitely be wet enough with very little foreplay, but if my mind isn't in the right place then my pussy is too tight and penetration is painful.

I need to speak up more and say "I'm not ready yet" but I'm afraid of disappointing him and when I do tell him he usually thinks that means I'll be ok and ready to go in 60-120 seconds.

Also we seem to have different ideas of how foreplay should progress. He thinks it should start with breast grabbing or similar whereas I think it should start with softer touching.
08/01/2010
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
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Originally posted by NightNight
That's exactly how I feel. I can definitely be wet enough with very little foreplay, but if my mind isn't in the right place then my pussy is too tight and penetration is painful.

I need to speak up more and say "I'm not ready ...
That's totally wrong - you either need to educate the boy or trade him in for one who's less Neaderthal! I would also recommend having a little bottle of lube around to use when necessary. My wife and I use lube more than 95% of the time - because I usually give her a genital massage first and use the lube for glide factor. Good luck!
08/02/2010
NightNight NightNight
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Originally posted by Gunsmoke
That's totally wrong - you either need to educate the boy or trade him in for one who's less Neaderthal! I would also recommend having a little bottle of lube around to use when necessary. My wife and I use lube more than 95% of the time - ...
Haha I'm not trading him in. I know he would be receptive if I talked with him about it I just feel afraid of hurting his feelings because that would hurt my feelings!

We are just a couple of porcupines in love.
08/02/2010
latergator23 latergator23
Wow that was harder to choose than I was expecting : ) Can I just say all of them?
08/04/2010
Alicia Alicia
Well I haven't had any of these issues with my husband luckily. He's very attentive and I haven't had any complaints in the sex department with him ever in the 9 years we've been together.

Before him I had guys who just didn't know what they were doing during sex, but I've never had one that didn't try and wasn't geared towards trying to please me in every way possible, so I guess I have just really been lucky! I can say that all the options in the poll would bug me but I've never actually experienced them.
08/04/2010
Sera Sera
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Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
God, I hate to bitch, but you're right.
I wish there were several answers I could pick, but I could only go with one!
I hate how he pouts about how small his dick is-does it really matter?
I hate for how he just jabs it in and I'm not even wet yet! I hate it when he DOESN'T play with my hair when I'm blowing him! What I hate the MOST is how it only takes him 5 minutes to come, and it takes me 30, and when I'm almost there...he comes and literally falls over and its like nothing just happened, he's done, and I have to get over it because he got his fill! And then how he won't do anything for me after that. It's not fair at all!
08/19/2010
Sera Sera
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
I wish we had more foreplay. Foreplay for my partner is kissing my breasts and sucking my nipples but before sex they are sensitive and it tickles so not very fun. I rarely get oral from my partner bcs I have a hygiene complex. Although I may be ...
Haha, sounds like me, about the rough sex. I love that part.
08/19/2010
Illusional Illusional
My boyfriend, like others isn't perfect. However, I love him.
And he's committed the "dry pussy and no foreplay" before.... but in his defense.. we were both a little drunk.. or he'll try to make a quickie happen when he's in the mood, assuming I'm already very turned on.. lol
08/19/2010
Liz2 Liz2
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Originally posted by Sera
God, I hate to bitch, but you're right.
I wish there were several answers I could pick, but I could only go with one!
I hate how he pouts about how small his dick is-does it really matter?
I hate for how he just jabs it in and I'm ...
You absolutely have to work with your guy regarding your needs. Have a vibe or a dil around for you to finish, perhaps he will get it!
For me...I won't let him penetrate until I have had , what I call a mini-orgasm and if he just cums, so be it!! He now gets it and goes so much longer and if he does cum, he will work to satisfy me. Good luck!!
08/25/2010
Not here Not here
My man is usually very good about foreplay, but sometimes he forgets about it when he's super horny, and goes straight in for the kill, but we always have lube handy. I actually find it more annoying when he tries to rub my clit with dry fingers and I haven't gotten wet yet.. that hurts!
08/30/2010
Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Liz2
You absolutely have to work with your guy regarding your needs. Have a vibe or a dil around for you to finish, perhaps he will get it!
For me...I won't let him penetrate until I have had , what I call a mini-orgasm and if he just cums, so be ...
My boyfriend to keep himself from cumming will usually switch positions with me or just start kissing me. I grab his face and starting playing with his hair and usually it slows him down, so I can catch up. Also, if I shower and then ask him to pour some lotion or oil on me.. it is a very sensual way to get started.
08/30/2010
Lavender*Moon Lavender*Moon
This was a difficult choice. I HATE it when a guy pushs my head down while I'm giving him a blowjob. But it pisses me off more when I get that "are you ready?" after I've warmed him up but haven't got warm myself. I hate one sided foreplay.
09/04/2010
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