Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

hjtee hjtee
Definately the falling asleep. He usually makes sure I have finished, but once he knows it's over, he's fast to fall asleep.
It really gets on my nerves.
04/04/2011
tickle me pink tickle me pink
My husband is a very generous lover, but there have still been a handful of times where he's been impatient and tried to go too light on the foreplay. That's really the only thing that bothers me about him in bed.
05/09/2011
kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Actually and this may sound weird, my hubby likes to go on and on an on during foreplay. I do like foreplay and enjoy it but after awhile its like lets move on to getting it done.
05/09/2011
padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
I've been with a few partners who forget all about the foreplay. It takes me a bit to warm up and get into the mood sometimes especially when I've been dealing with kids and housework all day and all that.
05/09/2011
Phoenix77 Phoenix77
Most of the guys I've been with recently have definitely pushed my head down, but since I'm *totally* into it.... I'm certainly not complaining ;-)

Otherwise? Most guys seem to dislike taking the time for foreplay. They just wanna jump in. Or they totally ignore my clit when going down. And bad breath is the *worst*!!!
05/11/2011
RonLee RonLee
A man doing something annoying during sex... no way! We'd never! LOL !
05/18/2011
Retro Retro
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
I don't really have any of these problems. Usually he just keeps going during oral but on those occasions where it is hard for me to orgasm that seems to be the times he takes breaks just as he hits the right spot.
05/27/2011
Swish Swish
I wish i could vote on more than one! so many of these little problems happen on a daily basis! Its a good thing we have communication but i think he forgets... alot because it will get better for a short while but he resorts back everytime!
05/27/2011
kinksters kinksters
ugh. when we're really going, he'll pause so he doesnt cum. kills my mood
05/27/2011
Eucaly Eucaly
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
I wish there was an "other" answer.

Ramming the shoulder into the nose is a big problem.
05/29/2011
Krissers Krissers
This entire post is cracking me up!
05/29/2011
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
This has only happened once or twice, but I absolutely hate when, while giving a blow job, a guy rams my head towards his body just as he's coming. If he had any idea what that felt like, no guy would do that. I'm pretty clear on my bj rules and limits, so this has only happened when i forgot to say, "DON'T F***ing do the things I ask you not to!"
06/18/2011
Screen Door Screen Door
I'm lucky that my boyfriend doesn't do any of that! If anything he does that anti hygiene every once in awhile. It's like, seriously you know I want some so you could shower before coming over... Or at least down there, I don't want your sweaty stinky balls in my face...unless they're clean XD oh well, it happens
06/26/2011
sassyNsensual sassyNsensual
I wish there was an other.....I had a past hookup who would "fake it" to be funny.

Basically, we'd be going at it then he'd collapse on me like he was done....then like 2 seconds later he's pop up and say "just kidding" and go back to work. It was funny the first time, then it just pissed me off
06/28/2011
ss143 ss143
BF doesn't do anything mentioned in the poll hes pretty good at keeping me pleased and happy even if he has to pause to stop himself from cumming he will continue something else like oral, fingers or a toy. What annoys me is sometimes as we are getting busy we will get into it fast and I will be butt ass naked and he will leave his shirt on I'm like uh excuse me take it the f*** off buddy he laughs and does as asked
06/28/2011
Pegaholics Pegaholics
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
They should teach this stuff (sex etiquette) in school!
07/03/2011
v23 v23
I'm going to say forgets about foreplay because thats really the only one and it's only because he sometimes gets to excited and doesn't want to wait!
07/06/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Hmmm. I wouldn't say "men in general." How about ONE man and something he did recently.

He wakes up, on the last day of his TWELVE days off (OK, he was out of state for 5 or 6 of those days, but still) and I'm feeling we haven't had quite enough sex for his being home this long. He wakes up, (our kids sleep like the dead in the morning) and says, "I'm gonna put some porn on." OK by me.

Excited, I say, "I'm gonna go to the bathroom and wash up and I'll be in in a few minutes." I'm gone...less than 10 minutes, self care, toothbrushing, washing up, etc. I think I hear the door to the bedroom open, but I'm not sure. I come back into the bedroom, and its deathly quiet. Where's My Man? The TV is off, the chair is empty, the door is open and he is nowhere around.

I hear him downstairs and figure "He went to make some coffee and feed and let the dogs out. He'll be back up in a few minutes." I sit on the bed, aroused and waiting.

Minutes tick by. Nothing. I hear the back door open and close and consider grabbing my Ultimate Massager pocket rocket to help me on my way until he gets back, but I hear.....activity. Downstairs.

I wait. He doesn't return. The desired reach for my rocket stops.

Finally, I go downstairs, did he have an issue with one of the dogs, have to make a phone call etc? He's....preparing to continue to paint the back of the house? WTF? I ask him, "What the hell? I thought you wanted to......"

"No, I'm OK." What does that mean? Shit, I'm horny.

I go over to him and hug him and he gives me a little hug and a kiss and says,

"Um, really, I'm OK.......I finished up. And it's getting late." WTF? He leaves the house, into the heat to, I don't know, fucking paint the trim on the house or something.

I'm too pissed off to "finish up" myself. Did it occur to him that I might want some, too? I know, he gets very little time alone in the house. Kids, me, someone is always home. I know everybody likes a good wank once in a while. Men do this. I know, I do it, too. But, I still accommodate him, when he wants it.

But...that was yesterday morning.....and I still haven't gotten any. He was "Too tired" last night, and I woke up pissed off this morning.

WTF?

Yeah, I wanted the older guy...

We're out of sync at the moment. I hate this.
07/06/2011
Jesse Jesse
I hate it when my bf pushes my head down! especially cus i have braces and well i dont wanna hurt him
07/07/2011
cocorochelle cocorochelle
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
I absolutely HATE when guys push my head down when I'm giving a blow job. A litlte light hair pulling can be good, but that is it. However I'm really vocal with guys about my hatred of this move before I give them head, so I don't encounter it occuring really anymore.

What I find SUPER annoying, is when my boyfriend assumes that just because I'm initiating sex, that I am ready to go and doesn't make any effort to get me wet before putting his p in my v.

I have talked to him about it, but he still regresses sometimes. Thank God lube is usually involved.
07/14/2011
Beck Beck
I find it really annoying that he wants me to put him in every time. What he can't find the hole?
07/18/2011
sarki sarki
Forgetting the foreplay
08/01/2011
Miss Nessa Miss Nessa
forget about foreplay
08/04/2011
Puss in Boots Puss in Boots
Nothing bothers me more in bed than the word "Sorry"!!! What a mood killer. Okay, so you finished quick, you better get your damn tongue down there and get the job done.
08/05/2011
EdenG EdenG
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
My guy is actually great at meeting my needs. I love that we both love and enjoy foreplay! It's a must! However, I think another gripe is just the order in which your partner touches your body. I know I can be picky about this..wanting to kiss first, then rubbing, but you gotta rub here before you do this or that, but you can't touch here, etc etc...and this can all change on my mood.

I feel empathy for of our good guys because us gals are not always easy to please!
08/08/2011
ParisLove ParisLove
I wish i could vote all! they all happen at different times
08/16/2011
KinkBiLove KinkBiLove
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
Actually, I think everybody should instruct their partner on "how to work us right," since everybody is different. Partners aren't clairvoyant, male or female, and my motto is, "If you aren't willing to talk about sex, why are you even having it?"
AGREED !!!
08/16/2011
Jaimes Jaimes
My guy is very sweet. He has a hard time taking a compliment, so sometimes he lacks confidence in things he is very good at. It's only noticeable because I can tell when just a little piece of his mind is somewhere dark or distant.
08/16/2011
BlackxxxRose BlackxxxRose
My partner does two of the things listed but that's it. I have to give him credit though, when he knows he's screwed up or hasn't been very courteous in bed he does his best to make up for it in other ways. I can deal with sexual mishaps as long as he does his best to make up for them afterwards.
08/18/2011
BellaDonna2884 BellaDonna2884
Not on your list is not being into it unless it was their idea.
08/18/2011
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