Hmmm. I wouldn't say "men in general." How about ONE man and something he did recently.
He wakes up, on the last day of his TWELVE days off (OK, he was out of state for 5 or 6 of those days, but still) and I'm feeling we haven't had quite enough sex for his being home this long. He wakes up, (our kids sleep like the dead in the morning) and says, "I'm gonna put some porn on." OK by me.
Excited, I say, "I'm gonna go to the bathroom and wash up and I'll be in in a few minutes." I'm gone...less than 10 minutes, self care, toothbrushing, washing up, etc. I think I hear the door to the bedroom open, but I'm not sure. I come back into the bedroom, and its deathly quiet. Where's My Man? The TV is off, the chair is empty, the door is open and he is nowhere around.
I hear him downstairs and figure "He went to make some coffee and feed and let the dogs out. He'll be back up in a few minutes." I sit on the bed, aroused and waiting.
Minutes tick by. Nothing. I hear the back door open and close and consider grabbing my Ultimate Massager pocket rocket to help me on my way until he gets back, but I hear.....activity. Downstairs.
I wait. He doesn't return. The desired reach for my rocket stops.
Finally, I go downstairs, did he have an issue with one of the dogs, have to make a phone call etc? He's....preparing to continue to paint the back of the house? WTF? I ask him, "What the hell? I thought you wanted to......"
"No, I'm OK." What does that mean? Shit, I'm horny.
I go over to him and hug him and he gives me a little hug and a kiss and says,
"Um, really, I'm OK.......I finished up. And it's getting late." WTF? He leaves the house, into the heat to, I don't know, fucking paint the trim on the house or something.
I'm too pissed off to "finish up" myself. Did it occur to him that I might want some, too? I know, he gets very little time alone in the house. Kids, me, someone is always home. I know
everybody likes a good wank once in a while. Men do this
. I know, I do it, too. But, I still accommodate him, when he wants it.
But...that was yesterday morning.....and I still haven't gotten any. He was "Too tired" last night, and I woke up pissed off this morning.
Yeah, I wanted the older guy...
We're out of sync at the moment. I hate this.