Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

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Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

xfairyxtalex xfairyxtalex
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Originally posted by Alan & Michele
For me, the most irritating thing a man can do during sex is slow down or change rhythm right when I'm on the brink of having an orgasm. *Especially* if he does it after I say "Don't stop!"

Michele
I can honestly say that I have never had this kind of problem.
01/05/2011
smirthy smirthy
play a little....
01/19/2011
Ellie B Ellie B
This is a true story. A man pulled out of me once to check a sports game which he had bet on. You can bet that was the last time he was allowed to touch me!
01/21/2011
Eliza Eliza
I think the worst was when, instead of just falling asleep, a guy actually left after I gave him a blow job.
01/21/2011
ninaspinkturtle ninaspinkturtle
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
its when they do nothing is the most annoying for me
01/23/2011
Purpleladybug Purpleladybug
I hate when a guy pushes my head down on his penis. Its rude and makes me not want to please him at all.
01/29/2011
DustBunny DustBunny
Not listed here, but should be is talking. I'm all for a little dirty talk, but when you wont shut the fuck up sometimes, it can ruin it. I'm pretty tolerant, but there's times when I'm like "uhg, it'd be better if you just shut up and fuck me!"
02/02/2011
Alura Une Alura Une
I think the only somewhat annoying thing my partner does is go for insertion a little too early. He knows this can be uncomfortable for me, so goes for the lube. But the problem is that I take longer to get aroused now. So I have to warm up after the main event starts. But that's OK.

Oh, and he sometimes chokes me with his face when on top! But he's become more careful.

Otherwise, he is so, so wonderful!
02/02/2011
singlesyrmom singlesyrmom
The most annoying thing that I have had a guy to is to moan louder then me. I am a screamer and when a guy is louder then me I think that is kinda weird.
02/10/2011
EvaChangeN EvaChangeN
Shoulda had an "All the above and then some" answer LOL
02/15/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by null
As is mine, and I was ok with that at first...but since I started using my toys he now relies on me to take care of myself.
He'll try foreplay for maybe 2 minutes then we'll have sex, really quickly. I'll be uncomfortable the whole ...
That's sad. What causes you to continue this cycle of frustration? Really, he's there to please you as you are to please him.

I guess my question is; what are you getting from this, and why continue with such an unsatisfying situation?

02/15/2011
Stephanie Marie Stephanie Marie
I hate if a man won't put out!
02/26/2011
Fuck it. Fuck it.
People who push heads down should not get blow jobs. Don't give them to them anymore. They'll stop either way after that.
02/27/2011
Istanbull Istanbull
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
See I just don't understand the whole "My guy isn't in the mood when I am." thing.

The concept of an unwilling man is just alien to me. I have sex with my wife no matter how tired I am, angry I am at her or how many times I already had sex with my toys.

I just don't get it and it makes me depressed to hear you all having this problem with your men while I'm having it even worse with my woman.
03/02/2011
Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by VieuxCarre
The absolute worst thing a guy did during sex was not only go in dry, but he laughed at me the entire time because apparently my moaning was amusing to him. And, to top off the no foreplay, he managed to twist my Nuvaring and scrape my cervix, which ...
Oh. My. Fucking god, what the fuck?

*Hugs* Ugh, yeah. Never again.
03/02/2011
Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Ellie B
This is a true story. A man pulled out of me once to check a sports game which he had bet on. You can bet that was the last time he was allowed to touch me!
*facepalm*
03/02/2011
Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Fuck it.
People who push heads down should not get blow jobs. Don't give them to them anymore. They'll stop either way after that.
Amen sister!
03/02/2011
phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
When they just ram it in I mean give me a little time to get excited-
03/03/2011
PinkPedal PinkPedal
I'm a girl that has to have some kind of foreplay and my guy tend to forget that, he likes to push my head down toward this cock to let me know he wants oral, so I started do it to him and he was like what are you doing?! I said not all that cool is it lol he stopped trying to push my head down there and just asked, like I do.
03/05/2011
zracer zracer
when he keeps on trying things he knows i hate
03/05/2011
RosesThorns RosesThorns
I hate that I have a higher sex drive than he does...
03/09/2011
Stephanie Marie Stephanie Marie
Another thing about men during sex is when they sit there asking "So am I bigger then you ex or past partner(that they knew)" I mean seriously?! Annoys the shit out of me for sure!
03/09/2011
cobiffle cobiffle
For everything we do bad in bed, women do have an equal. Its just hard to find sometimes but i know my gf has a couple really bad ones.
03/11/2011
MeliPixie MeliPixie
I voted for the second one. I've talked to my boyfriend about this a couple of times, so sometimes he remembers, but I understand when he doesn't. He works long hours, so we don't often have sex at night, but he likes to roll over in the morning and cuddle me for a while and then slip inside, and sometimes I'm ready and sometimes there's a little work to do first. He can't always tell if I'm not wet enough, he's groggy in the morning
03/12/2011
Shayna! Shayna!
Men always want to hit it and go. Pisses me off... us women need foreplay LOL
03/13/2011
(Re)tired Stripper (Re)tired Stripper
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
Almost every guy I slept with as a teen and college kid was guilty of the first option. Constant refrains of "did you come?" get really, really annoying. Then the annoyance turns to pressure and insecurities. Sucks! I am not one of those lucky ladies who can come from the lightest clitoral touch, or from indirect touch. I can come vaginally but that's a new development and isn't every time.

The other options to me aren't annoying, necessarily. They're sort of miscommunications I've dealt with.
03/14/2011
TrishieBear TrishieBear
my man also has this horrid habit of being a goof during sex. Now granted sometimes it's fun, but when it's all the time it's a major turn off for me!
P.S. Men, it's not cute to raspberry your woman on ANY part of her body during sex =/
03/19/2011
Carolinagirl08 Carolinagirl08
I voted for forget about foreplay and go straight for the pussy but i will have to agree with all of them except for the one about not putting out. I had the same experience with a guy cutting me. Thats something else i cant stand. Its one of my greatest fears now.
04/02/2011
MaryExy MaryExy
My first guy completely ruined oral for me by taking rest stops. I was already not into the idea of it, and it made it feel even more awkward and drawn out. And then after I gave up and decided I preferred to just stop him, he got all whiny about not letting him please me. Didn't feel like debating it considering I didn't like the idea in the first place.
04/02/2011
LennaKieran LennaKieran
Whew! I was worried when I loaded this up that I'd see something I do on that list. Guess I'm not doing too bad.
04/02/2011
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