Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

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Great poll - very funny!
01/18/2012
Alloria Alloria
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
the most annoying for me is when they leave thier stinky socks on. My husband says it for better traction.lol this would only apply on carpet.
01/26/2012
leelee leelee
My husband is really good so I can't complain to much. My thing that bothers me but I will never say anything to about is pushing my head down a lot or just asking for head ALL the time. And sometimes during foreplay he will stop as I'm about to get off. And sex doesn't always cut it for me.
01/26/2012
PeachieClean PeachieClean
I went with the BJ thing because I have a ridiculous gag reflex. I can barely take the tip in my mouth without having to be very careful not to puke, but he still pushes on my head. It's like he wants me to throw up or something.

I would have gone with lack of foreplay, but for some reason not much really gets me good enough to get going. There's really only anal or an orgasm before sex, and if I orgasm too many times in a row I get a tummy ache so I try not to do that unless I know he's going to go easy on me.
01/27/2012
lemony lemony
"take rest stops while giving you oral (seems like this always happens right when you feel like you'r"

Not sure where the rest of that was going but I have an idea. I thought I was the only one
01/29/2012
Jake Thompson Jake Thompson
I'm a guy so I didn't take the quiz but truthfully the absolute most irritating thing to me is when a women wont tell you what she wants if something feels good or doesn't how am I supposed to know. To me its like taking a car to a mechanic and telling them to fix it with out telling them what the problem is and the mechanic doesn't have much experience with this type of car. I don't know about most guys but I would love for a women to tell me what to do its not going to hurt my ego. I understand that I should learn but some training is now and constructive criticism is appreciated. If I try something new let me know if yo like it or if you don't because if you don't why am I wasting my time on this. Sometimes I would ask my last girlfriend did you enjoy that did you orgasm? Her answer every time would be I enjoyed it and I think I orgasmed. I never said this but I thought it how can you not know if you had an orgasm or not. Her face never gave away anything either I could be combing her hair rubbing her shoulders playing with her breast massaging and kissing her feet and legs or going down on her and her facial expression would never change. I'm kind of a geek not in a big way but I love to learn things and become good at them. I think I could become good at pleasing a women it would just take one willing to teach a little and not be afraid to say what they want or when I'm doing something good or bad. I don't have a problem taking initiative with a women I just want to make sure she likes it just a few approving sounds would help. But giving no input or output whatsoever drives me nuts. How do you expect a guy to please you when you don't help him know what pleases you.
01/29/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
have also experienced the long fingernails thing... =(
01/30/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
My current bf is awesome at making sure foreplay is extra long and always different. However, I've had a guy ask about urinating on me and also spitting on me. I think it's the lack of respect that pisses me off!
01/31/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Firemeup
My husband is also wonderful, but there were a couple of times when we decided that I would shower and he would get ready for bed and then we'd have sex, and I'd come out to find that he'd fallen asleep and wouldn't wake up. Sigh. ... More
LOL! I can relate to this completely.
Him: "Come over for a late night hookup. I will make it worth your while."
Me: "Really?"
Him: "I want you so bad."

And then when I get there, he sits on the couch for 5 minutes and passes out.
01/31/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
Naughty Student & Firemeup- I can so relate to both of your comments.

I have a hygiene complex too! I'm not saying it's fair to ask a guy to always be ready and willing, but it really sucks when you spend all that time ... More
Reminds me of a post I had on my facebook once...."I shaved for that?!"
01/31/2012
Brandonn Brandonn
Thanks for the laugh
02/04/2012
richsam richsam
there not really anything
02/05/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
I always hated slobbery kisses. I corrected my guy on that one LONG before we got serious and married.
02/22/2012
Harpina is gone Harpina is gone
My guy is usually pretty good with foreplay, but I HATE when he pushed my head down during oral.
02/24/2012
SilverMinxxx SilverMinxxx
I would say that it seems that most guys can come so much quicker than most girls. Must be nice!
02/24/2012
Djiffy Djiffy
The head-shoving upsets me a bit. I feel like come on, man, give me some credit here! I know what I'm doing, sit still and let me do it. There is no need for being pushy and it's just going to make me want to bite you.
02/26/2012
corsetsaurus rex corsetsaurus rex
Ugh, these are all so obnoxious! I don't think I can choose.
02/28/2012
fredacarl fredacarl
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
come before you do
02/29/2012
Lady Bear Lady Bear
Foreplay is the best!
03/07/2012
freda freda
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
come before you do
03/08/2012
wildorchid wildorchid
The only one that pisses me off royally is when a guy asks if I'm going to cum. Then I start thinking about it and there is no way in hell it is happening. I need to be relaxed and in the moment damnit! I know it's because he wants to make me cum and enjoy myself and that is wonderful, really but good God, ask me after. I never hold it over a guy if I didn't orgasm, I'm more than happy to give pointers. And you know what boys? I might even be willing to show you those pointers if you're willing to learn!

My current boyfriend was always worrying about making me cum, I had to explain to him that I personally don't need to cum to enjoy sex and feel satisfied. I also gave him ideas that would increase the chances of him giving me a g-spot orgasm and he was WONDERFUL about listening and understanding! And man oh man did he LEARN!

Men really do care about pleasing women and I think it is great! Sometimes they just have terrible timing! Love you boys, I really do!
03/10/2012
thebest thebest
no foreplay
03/11/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... More
Skipping foreplay but it's usually a time issue and not his fault. He doesn't really do anything that annoys me.
03/16/2012
funluvinmama funluvinmama
i couldn't vote, because he does all these things.
03/16/2012
swaggsohott12 swaggsohott12
some can seem to eager and don't even care to get your juices flowing before they try to dive in
03/16/2012
garylangworthy420 garylangworthy420
good to know
03/22/2012
ECU Pirate ECU Pirate
its all about foreplay. preheating the oven
03/28/2012
Lizzy Lizzy
Where should i start
03/29/2012
roskat roskat
Every option is annoying. But not enough foreplay is a definite killer.
04/07/2012
Geogeo Geogeo
I once had a guy keep asking me "what are you doing down there?" "I'd love to know what you're doing down there" everyone 10 seconds while I was giving him head...Did he really expect me to stop to explain my technique? Such a turn off, I had to end it.
04/07/2012
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