Lip Service by Evolved Novelties - review by ~LaUr3n~

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The Big Snooze

Because this porn is so repetitive, it is best to watch one chapter at a time. For me, it seemed to go downhill from the beginning. I was able to finish from the first scene and then the second, but never again.
All female cast, some good chemistry, great cinematography
Horrible tans, some disturbing boob jobs, vanilla, no toys or strapons, bad acting, boring
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

Lip Service is an all female porn directed by Mike Quasar and is presented by 3rd Degree Studio (Evolved). It is a decent porn for lesbians, straight women who like to watch women (that's me!), or open couples of any type. The scenes are fairly vanilla and get quite repetitive. They don't include any strap on or toys which was a big shame in my opinion. I could sleep through this. Great potential...poor direction.

The film loosely follows a story line. A group of women gather to go through a sort of speed dating. Except they are looking for a fuck, not a date. Some of the women hit it off right away, while others don't have as good of a spark. In the end, they all find someone to go home with for some sexy play.

I have this naughty, next life desire to have sexual experiences with women and so an all female cast for a porn, really peaked my interest. I often watch lesbian porn and find myself usually more physically attracted to women. We really are much sexier I swear! If I were a lesbian, I have a feeling that I would be a lipstick les and I would be attracted to the same women who arouse me in porn. So, I was worried that this film would be a bust if the girls were not up to my "bar". For the most part I liked them. They dress like they raided my dream closet and carried themselves really well. I liked that there was not an abundance of fake blondes and while a lot of them did have fake body parts, there was something more "realistic" about these women that I was very much attracted to. Some were better than others however and they seemed to go down hill as the porn went on which seems ironic. A huge pet peeve of mine is orange tans and some of the girls had them. That aside, this film contains a nice group. If you are into teeny boppers you won't find them here though. A lot of the women are older and show their mileage. Here is the cast:

Julia Ann, Raylene, Rayveness, India Summer, Dyanna Lauren, Francesca Le, Carolyn Reese, Tanya Tate, Zoey Holloway
1.*** Random bedroom- After bitchy Franscesca gets dismissed by Michelle who calls her a cunt, an eavesdropper overhears and makes her move. She is much more successful. Once alone the girls start intensely kissing and I noticed right away that their kissing noises were annoyingly loud. They had a lot of nipple play which I thoroughly enjoy though. There is plenty of oral as well. I'm not a fan of the toe sucking or hairy bushes though...did her tongue just go IN her ear. Yea...just beginning, but it totally got killed for me. It didn't pick back up enough. NEXT!
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2.**** Random couch- Second couple is the reject from the first meeting and the gothic girl with real tits. She makes a lame comparison of the Lochness monster to her tits and all the acting went down from there... They leave to go play and thankfully, they have great chemistry. They start by kissing, loudly like the first couple. There was a lot of boob play, which again, I loved. I loved it even more that there were nice looking real ones in here. This couple was hot once they got all the forced dialog out of the way! This was the best scene out of them all.
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3. * Random bed- The third couple is a pair of blondes who share a love for all things fake. They talk about their fake boos (not good ones I might add). It's apparent they have had too much plastic surgery. One looks like an old withered version of Pamela Anderson. I was turned off from the start. I also knew one of the stars had boobs that turned me off, so this was not something I was looking forward to. Their scene is boring. They exchange oral, boob play, and fingering. I was not impressed. If you like the idea of MILF lesbians, you might like this though.
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4.** Random loud couch- The fourth couple is another pair of blondes, one of them is at least British for a bit of change. At least these girls had more attractive bodies with less noticeable porn mileage if you know what I mean. The sound quality was horrible for this. It really took away from the hot parts. The director can be heard yelling, the couch makes noise, and the mics seem to click or something. They exchange the same acts as the couple before them. Boring...
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5.* Random loud couch- The final couple is a pair of brunettes. I am more attracted to them with their clothes on. They exchange some really awkward dialog in the beginning. It was laughable really. I was repulsed by some of the seemingly failing plastic surgury and a giant ass tattoo that I did not find attractive. both of these combined were were distracting. I did like that one of them was meatier. That is always welcome. But this scene fell short too. Again, it was too repetitive and lacked having much that was new. I was dissapointed by this scene as well.
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Follow-up commentary
If simply seeing two female bodies next to each other gets you off, then Lip Service might have enough action for you. But for the rest of us, it is likely not hard core enough. I got rid of this, passed it along. I did enjoy some of the women and look forward to seeing them again, but this film just didn't have enough for me. It was not worth keeping.
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Do you like this review?
  • leatherlover
    This sounds like Island Fever 2 to me, boring and repetitive, and not something you could watch all the way through.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    It took me like 6 times...hence why it took so long to do this review
  • Midway through
    I haven't heard much good about this film really. Disappointing
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Yea it was a bore.
  • leatherlover
    Wow 6 times. You were really dedicated to finish it for the review.
  • Shellz31
    This one was much hard to write than Sanatorium! I was relieved to get it over and done with.
    Great review.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Ugh I hated it! I could never watch more than like 10 minutes at a time.
  • Love Buzz
    I'm still kind of stalling on this one, but surely it will be easier than Sanatorium. You did a great job lauren
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Thanks Love Buzz!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Awesome review Lauren!

    I have since adopted a similar approach to this film, in particular the boring part. I do suppose if this genre is someones thing, then someone will love it, but it just wasn't mine.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Yea same here. It had a lot of potential though!
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