Lip Service by Evolved Novelties - review by Love Buzz

Lacklustre Lips

Lip Service is an all female, girl on girl lesbian porno. I never thought I'd say it, least of all in relation to pornography...but the saying 'Too much of a good thing' certainly comes to mind. Despite a taste for all girl action I found it hard to watch and barely arousing. With low production value, and all round poor quality, it is a DVD plagues with too many faults for one really great scene to redeem.
All female cast (Possibly a con to some)
Raylene & Zoe's scene
Low Production Values
No Toys or Hardcore Acts
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

In choosing some of the tags for this review in the "body parts / areas" section I found myself ticking, breasts, clitoris and oral. Three words that sum up the sexual action portrayed in this movie. It is all girl on girl, lips on lips and occasionally tits. Whilst all of the women were sexy and seemed to have decent chemistry with each other, Lip Service Managed to leave a very bland, boring, vanilla taste in my mouth/

The set up for the plot is actually somewhat interesting and is a successful vehicle for moving through the five sex scenes. It's just that these scenes don't offer any variety, they felt monotonous and grew old rapidly rather than helping to cause or maintain arousal. The scenes would all work well individually, either as part of another longer movie, a compilation of scenes or even as stand alone porn clips. Sadly when linked together one after another I lost interest really quickly.

The movie starts by showing us a speed dating event that is for women only. All of them beautiful, elegant and confident. A promising premise, numerous hot ladies looking to hook up without delay. No nonsense kind of women egged on by the anticipation of what may become of the evening. The first round is a hit and a miss, but shortly after our first feminine duo is ready to set the sheets on fire.

For me the first pairing between Francesca Lee and India Summer was a decent scene. I think this is only due to it being the first and therefore only 'fresh' scene out of the entire movie. Whilst their hot bodies gyrated and swirled the constant smacking of their indelicate kisses and half hearted groans soon became an annoyance. I feel that these things along with over acted 'dirty talk' took more away from the scene than it ever had to give. A small amount of aggressiveness was as far away from Vanilla that this scene strayed.

The second successful speed date was so successful that Rayveness and Michele Lay were ready to go and get laid before their two minute date was even completed. Again more girls making out, lots of lip smacking, fingering, oral sex and that half assed moaning and groaning. By this point I was really hoping something would get thrown in to mix things up. I found it hard to believe that there were still four more scenes to go.

If you really enjoy women having sex with women, just their bodies, no toys or other interesting implements around, simply oral sex and fingering you may be excited by what is still to come.

Scene 3 finds Julie Ann paired up with Dyanna Lauren, within seconds of meeting they are already wanting to do a boob job show and tell. Now if using botox makes a woman a MILF, then this is a MILF scene, other wise its just two hot blondes getting it on whilst complementing one another's fake body parts.

Number 4 is between the British, posh sounding Tanya Tate and Carolyn Reese. Now that promising premise I spoke of earlier becomes just another annoying repetition. Whilst the first date bombs they hook up with the second girl after barely saying a word. Thank God for Tanya's accent as it truly was the most unique thing about this scene.

Finally the scene between Raylene and Zoe Holloway rolls around, the poor girl who organised the whole party, the one who has been crashing and burning the entire night finally hits one out of the park.

Now I'm not sure if it is because I had the opportunity to to discuss this film with Raylene as part of Eden's Porn club, or if it's because Zoe finally finds her match (or possibly because it is the final scene). But no matter what the reasoning this is by far the best scene of the film and well worth the wait.. I know I said I liked the first one because it was fresh, but this pairing has depth and I found it quite seductive. Despite the snarky attitude toward the plethora of pussy I actually enjoyed watching these two.

I just wish the microphones hadn't been quite so sensitive, picking up every little movement, and every tiny sound made in the room.
I had honestly thought no porn could be harder to watch and review than Sanatorium; with it's non-linear plot and dis-jointed scenes, but I think Lip Service was more arduous. It was by far more cringe worthy and took a greater toll on me as a reviewer. It isn't normal for me to be such a bitch, but this DVD and it's review still keeps putting me in a bad mood.

In watching it I couldn't help but notice that it had a quite low production value. The sound was out of whack. Every little sound was being picked up by the microphones and was often off putting. The sound also had a tin like quality to it. It's hard to describe a sound properly but it just didn't seem to have the same smooth quality that other porn movies I've seen. The lighting and set design wasn't crash hot either. It isn't something I would normally pay all that much attention too, but it was more noticeable due to being bored with what was happening in the scenes.

I would like to tell you that the DVD has some redeeming qualities other than the final scene, but somehow they couldn't even get the scene selection menu right. The scene selection menu has the incorrect information for each scene making it a pretty useless. This leaves you with just a photo gallery and trailers as bonus features on the disc.

Hopefully at some point Raylene and Zoe's scene can have its sound fixed so that it can go on to be a great piece of porn incorporated into a more flavour filled compilation DVD.
Follow-up commentary
This is a movie I won't ever watch again. There just wasn't anything special about it and it really wasn't entertaining nor arousing
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Lip Service tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Group situations
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Scene selection
    • Trailers
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Clitoris
    • Oral
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Lesbian porn
  • Selective Sensualist
    My husband and I found this boring as well!
  • Love Buzz
    It's certainly my least favourite porn club pick thus far
  • KnK
    Ha! Never saw this one, but everyone's sentiments seem to be the same for this one
  • Love Buzz
    yeah, it wasn't all the crash hot, the last scene was amazing, but getting to it was arduous
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    I pretty much hated this movie. It was just so boring! The last scene was great, but it was so not worth the time. Haha.
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