Don't give me this service anymore please

If you have the patience to enjoy lengthy and personally boring scenes of girl on girl action, this is for you. I loved the gorgeous cast, they were hot... but their chemistry was very forced and the scenes just repeated themselves with different girls. It got old really fast. This was very hot at first, but as it continued I just got bored at the lack of variety.
Published:
Pros
Gorgeous female cast, great camera work
Cons
no orgasms? not a lot of chemistry, incredibly boring
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review


Front Cover:
The front cover of Lip Service has a picture of Julia Ann and Raylene in a passionate embrace. It certainly would catch my eye in a store. Julia's Ann's eyes burn into my soul. The top says that it stars Julia Ann and Raylene and the bottom says “Lip service”, and then below it 3rd Degree. 3rd Degree was written bigger than the title, so I would've guessed that was the title except the Porn Club told me otherwise.

Back cover:
A big montage of pictures from the DVD, with words like "Hot and Horny" and "Dirty Little Sluts".

Menus:
The menus are pretty simple. From first to last: Play Movie, Scene Selection, Trailers, and Gallery.

Plot Overview: with potential spoilers
First pairing: Francesca Le and India Summer: The two brunettes are the first to pair up for the night. They aren't looking to b.s. around with chatting, and start it off with basic moaning and kissing, tons of slurping.. and fondling. They move onto bigger and better things, including fondling and 69ing. Pretty nice, but nothing special.

Second pairing: RayVeness and Michelle Lay: These two ladies bond over Michelle's natural breasts, which she happily bares right at the table. She wonders how anybody could think they were fake. After feeling them, Rayveness invites Michelle to leave with her which, no doubt it leads to their sex scene. The scene begins with them kissing on the couch and tons of breast play. Michelle is wearing a waist-cincher of some type that allows for her breasts to easily be the focus and happily returns the favor of sucking and admiring Rayveness's breasts. After lots of breast play, Michele starts to give Rayveness oral, quite enthusiastically. Next, Michelle uses her hard nipple to tease Rayvenss's clit, rubbing and smacking her breast against Rayveness's vaginal area. It was interesting but different. After Rayveness has had some pleasure, Michelle straddles her face and gets oral and fingered. I really really really loved this one in particular.

Third pairing: Julia Ann and Dyana Lauren: These two are in love with the plastic surgery they both received, which kind of turned me off to begin with. Their sex scene begins with them topless on the bed with Julia Ann sucking Dyanna's nipples before she helps her take her shoes off. They kiss deeply and sensually for a bit before removing the rest of their clothes and discovering they both like to go commando! Huzzah, more bonding to be had! They were pretty, but an odd pair of weirdos to me. They enjoyed lots of oral and some yummy spanking ends the scene.

Fourth pairing: Carolyn Reese and Tanya Tate: Foot fetish... ick. It was pretty norm sex, but the foot fetish made this barely possible. It's just not my thing.

Fifth pairing: Zoey Holloway and Raylene
The gorgeous Raylene was having some issues meeting somebody (pfft, I'd be there in a heartbeat) but then Zoey comes to the rescue. Zoey was a little cutie and kinda shy, so I enjoyed their work together. Their sex sounded and looked the best, very sensual and heated to me. However, it was basic rinse and repeat. Kiss kiss, lick lick, moan and groan.

Camera work:
I really enjoyed the camera angles. It was sexy, up close and personal. I loved seeing these gorgeous bodies and faces.

Sound work:
I liked the sound and the background music as well. Their kissing was a bit over the top and the smacking, slurping got to my nerves at some points.

Bonus Features:

Trailers
Gallery
Full motion Video

Personal Comments:
This wasn't really my thing. It was kind of vanilla and bland. No toys, no real kink besides the icky foot fetish and it didn't do much for me. There wasn't a lot of chemistry for me, and I was bored a majority of the time.
Follow-up commentary
To me still, Lip Service is bland, staged and phony. Not my cup of tea. Limited variety, not very exciting. The girls were pretty but otherwise, not much else.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Very good review!

    I also thought it was a tad boring, with the exception of Raylene's scene.
  • Contributor: ToyGeek
    I got bored too. I think it'll be more useful in small doses in the future. Great review!
  • Contributor: KnK
    Nice review. Thanks!
  • Contributor: Alicia
    I've read quite a few reviews about how there was no orgasms..but I actually did see orgasms, they just weren't like overly obvious thrashing or screaming orgasms..which personally I actually liked; I don't really like the overdone porn orgasms usually.
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    I was bored with this one, too. I keep meaning to try to watch it again before I review it, but I dread forcing myself to sit through it again.
  • Contributor: cherryredhead88
    I need to actually watch this as well... it is hard for me not to skip straight to the sex. I don't think I've even made it to the end yet!
  • Contributor: Shellz31
    I watched this a second time and it wasn't quite as bad as the first round (it frustrated me the first time and I hated it). I don't know if it was the mood I was in or what.
    I'm with Alicia - I prefer the orgasms they had rather than the full on forced type. They can seem very fake but these girls were natural.
    I was rather bored too but my favourite scene was the last one. They seemed to just fit together.

    Great review.
  • Contributor: Tart
    Very good review
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