Bad boy's been just that

A seemingly high end toy hindered by poor geometry. Although it makes for a comfortable vibe, the serious curve in design didn't allow me to take in the full length. A comfortable relaxation technique, but lacking the desired prostate attention. Conclusion: nice anal vibrator, don't let your prostate hold its breath
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Pros:
Fun Looking, Silicone, Vibrating.
Cons:
Geometry = Lacking prostate connection / Couldn't hurdle the final knuckle of toy.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This is vibrating prostate massager but most useful as an anal massager as it didn't greet my prostate as desired. Though it can also be used to pleasure a G-spot, it doesn't have the ideal shape to do so. It's a fairly large size which may be problematic for some. To use, simply insert and either turn the vibrator on and relax, or you can help gyrate it around for other sensations.

Material / Texture

This toy is a 100% body safe silicone with a medium firm density. It is fire truck red, and though I'm not usually a "red person," it looks fantastic and I wouldn't want it any other way. Its texture is on the coarser side, much like fine grain sand. Which is quite comfortable so do not be discouraged. My only textural complaint is the seam the runs the length of the toy.

Design / Shape / Size

Overall I give this toy a -B for design/design flaw. Though I really like its looks visually, in use it isn't quite refined because I can't get it inside of me. The overall shape is that of a large working man's finger curling in a come hither fashion. A man's man, like a fisherman or a lumberjack. The size is exceptional. However, size isn't the issue. The problem area is the geometry of getting over the final knuckle. The curve is severe enough it rams into my anterior wall as I push for the final inch. I've pushed and given it my all, even putting it in facing backwards and trying to spin it forward. But the area above the final knuckle is hollow inside the toy, so it is a comfortable perch.

Performance

Besides being humbled that I can't get this thing in me, it does feel good. No prostate orgasm in sight though. There seems to be minimal prostate contact but the vibrations are relaxing and pleasurable. As another reviewer mentioned; this is a good opener to warm up with, not a finisher. It also tends to pop out and requires some attention to keep in place.

Care and Maintenance

Silicone: Like always, only use water based lubes. For cleaning, I like to boil for 3 to 5 minutes, but you can also throw it in the dishwasher or dip it in a bleach and water solution.

Packaging

Fancifully overkill packaging for my taste. But I think those who thrive on presentation will very much enjoy its display box. It is presented as if it's a rare artifact.

Personal comments

The overall tone of this toy review has been negative. I had high hopes for some solid prostate sensations, and ultimately orgasm. That will never happen for me with this toy. However, in its defense I think this makes a very enjoyable anal vibrator. A simple case of mistaken identity.
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Comments
  • ScottA
    ScottA  
    It's pretty stiff. The first time I put it in it found my prostate just fine - and all I could say was "OW!"

    It takes a bit of work to figure out how to finesse this toy into the right place, but it can be fun once you've got it in.
  • Kindred
    Kindred  
    Good review. Thanks.
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Good review. Good to know about how stiff this is.
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Shame it didn't work the way you needed it too.
  • Lif3sambiguity
    Lif3sambiguity  
    thank you
  • mnc5051
    mnc5051  
    great review
  • Online
    Online  
    Awesome !
  • ScottA
    ScottA  
    You might want to look into the Cheeky Boy. It's almost as stimulating and much easier to insert. It's also easier on the prostate once you get it inserted.
  • Devz
    Devz  
    Thanks for the review
  • johnad45
    johnad45  
    great
  • MrSinister
    MrSinister  
    Thanks for the review. I'm beginning to delve into this realm, and I think I'll start with a more "for beginners" toy.
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Thx. I've been reading a lot of not so great tries with this toy.
  • KinkyNicki92
    KinkyNicki92  
    Thanks for the review
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