Bad boy - prostate massager by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by xanonx

Someone's been a very bad boy...

If you're into the P-spot massagers and you're looking for the toy that's a step up from the others, with shapes that can kill and more meat on the bone, then this is the toy for you. However, this is not a toy for beginners.
Bulbous knots, smooth as skin texture, strong vibes, size.
Aggressive curve, size.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This toy is one bad boy. As soon as I received it in the mail I quickly ran off to the bedroom to experiment. After the un-boxing, I gave it a once over with my hand: the texture of this monster is something I would describe as pleasing. It's sort of a soft, skin-like texture that when lubed up is as slippery as anything.
What I liked first about this toy is its bulbous shape. Each thick section that goes in is bigger than the last with only a little gap to rest in; how naughty of you!

The size and shape did it for me the most. And speaking of size, this thing is huge.
It was a lot thicker, heavier, and bigger than I previously thought when making my purchase. It was almost a negative how big it was. This is not your discreet, travel-sized toy! I almost have trouble hiding this thing (it actually drove me to buy a sex toy bag!).

As far as the use goes, I feel it is almost too much and it fills me in an almost uncomfortable way. More of a bad man and not a bad boy. I'm not giving up on this toy at all, just saying that it probably takes a little more getting used to because of its size. The curve is also quite aggressive and requires some previously acquired tastes to fully comprehend.

The bullet vibrator inside is quite satisfactory, but seems to have problems turning off if one tightens the battery holder too tight. Also, the texture on the top part near the bullet has this nice texture that feels wonderful when it's on.

Overall, I'd say this is a great toy if you can give it the time or if you're into these things and looking for the next step up. But if this is your first time with these sorts of things I'd have to recommend something a bit smaller and lighter to start off (maybe the rude boy, or something). This bad boy will take some time straighten out.
I recommend stretching out ahead of time and using plenty of lube, of course. This is a large toy and it's no fun if you aren't ready for it. And as the collection's name suggests, these toys are made for 'rocking', as in rocking your hips, riding the toy. It's the secret to unlocking its true potential.
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My Bad boy tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot
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  • Solar Ray
    Good 1st review. Looks like a fun item for the P-spot.
  • liilii080
    Thanks for the review. Welcome to Eden!
  • ToyTimeTim
    Good first review.
    Welcome to EF.
  • Devz
    Thanks for the review
  • anonomous
    Great first review!
  • bg286
  • Steve of Eden
    Great review
  • thebest
    Great review
  • Ghost
    Really love to get this for my husband.
  • johnad45
    nice work
  • Paco
    thank you!
  • Kilgorescowboy
    Looks good.
  • xoxo
  • Do emu
    Thanks for your review!
  • BlooJay
    Haven't read too many good reviews on this one. Glad it worked out for ya. Thx!
  • lillmiss5054
    Great job on your first review. thanks for the video.
  • Lilmonster
    Good first review C:
  • Artishok
    Thanks for the review.
  • britanny0620
    Thanks for the review
  • r00ster
    Thanks for the review
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