The Bad Boy's Not Too Bad!

The Rocks Off Bad Boy is a prostate massager for those of you looking for something a little larger than the Rude Boy or the Naughty Boy. Simply insert the toy with the curve pointing toward your front and enjoy! The strong curve is angled to allow the toy to press directly against the prostate, providing firm pressure and strong vibrations. The curve, along with the bulges along the shaft, is supposed to help keep the toy in place. When fully inserted, the lower part of the toy vibrates against the perineum.

The Bad Boy is made of 100% silicone. It is latex free, non-porous, phthalates free, and hypoallergenic. I did not notice any odor before or after using this toy. Unfortunately, silicone-based lubricants may damage the toy, so stick to water-based lubricant. If you want to share, you can do so without using a condom as long as you sterilize it first. You can sterilize silicone toys by boiling them for about 3 minutes, or by putting them on the top rack of your dishwasher. Remember to remove the bullet before trying to sterilize your toy.

The texture of this toy was interesting. It was very smooth, but not slippery like plastic. I would almost describe it as coarse, but not so much as to rub uncomfortably. I played with my Bad Boy for a little over an hour and I did not experience any discomfort at all, despite some thrusting. As a matter of fact, the texture made insertion VERY pleasurable.

If you squeeze the toy, you will notice that it is very firm but does have a little give to it. The Bad Boy is pretty flexible, so it can bend slightly when you are inserting it. It cannot be bent permanently, however, so changing the angle to make it hit the right spot is out of the question.

Looking at the toy you will notice that there is a very obvious seam, but don’t worry! I did not notice the seam even once while using the Bad Boy.

The Bad Boy was not as large as I was expecting it to be but it certainly filled me up! Five inches are insertable, but the strong curve makes it feel like much more. The base of the toy, the “handle”, which is not inserted, is about 3 3/4” long; 4 1/2” if you include the bullet. There are 10 nubs located on the handle to massage your perineum.

The included RO-80mm bullet is 3” long and completely waterproof. The bullet takes one N size battery. Other reviews mention how difficult it is to find these batteries. I am not even going to waste my time looking at a store because they can be purchased in packs of two from Amazon or right here on EdenFantasys. The bullet slips into a hole at the end of the base. The hole has little ridges inside which help to prevent the bullet from creating a vacuum in the hole. I did not have any trouble removing or inserting the bullet.

The Bad Boy is very easy to use. After coating the toy with water-based lube I got started. When this toy is lubed up, it feels very smooth but the lube doesn’t run off. The tip is pretty small and the toy is pretty firm so it went in without any problem. Although the toy feels very smooth and slippery, you can still feel the texture of the material. That made the Bad Boy feel great going in!

Many reviewers have had issues getting past the last bulge due to the toy pressing so firmly against the prostate. Maybe my prostate is a located little deeper than theirs, but I got the whole toy inserted without much difficulty. The curve made that 5” feel much longer and I loved every inch.

Rocks Off advertises the Bad Boy as a “hands free massager.” Unfortunately, I had trouble keeping the toy inside without holding it. I think the problem was that there wasn’t enough difference between the diameter of the handle and the last bulge.

When fully inserted, the toy did not press directly against my prostate. That is not to say that it didn’t feel great. I noticed that if I tapped (or rather, pressed firmly and quickly) on the handle, my prostate got some great stimulation. I also got some great stimulation by sitting on the toy and rocking back and forth as suggested on the back of the box. Thrusting the toy also felt great.

The bullet can be turned on or off by pressing the button located on the tip. First, the good news. The bullet is very, very quiet. You can't even hear it from across the room. Now for the bad; I am sad to say that the bullet felt very weak. I was led to believe that the RO-80mm was pretty powerful but the vibrations didn’t really do anything for me. I really wish there was some way to put the bullet in the part that touches the prostate. Perhaps the weak vibe was the reason that I didn’t like the perineum massager. I tried adding some lube to the nubs as some have suggested but it just didn’t do anything for me.

I tried having sex with my wife while using the Bad Boy and it was pretty difficult. The orgasm that I had while using the Bad Boy was one of the best that I have ever had. It's just too bad that the only way I could even hope to get it to stay in was by holding it. I would recommend this toy for solo use only.

Taking care of your Bad Boy is very easy. Because it is 100% silicone it can be sterilized easily. I do not plan on sharing this toy, so I did not bother sterilizing it. I used very hot water and some soap to clean it and it was as nice as when I opened it.

The bullet is supposed to be waterproof so I cleaned it under running water with soap. There was no leakage and it still worked great.

There have been debates about whether or not it is safe to allow silicone toys to touch while storing them, so I store mine in the box that it came in. I have noticed that the Bad Boy collects dust pretty quickly so this also helps to keep it dust-free

The Bad Boy comes in a nice flip-top box with a clear front. I actually really like the box because it is pretty small, seems sturdy, and looks good. The toy is held in place by some form-fitting plastic and can be kind of difficult to remove at times. I have very large hands so maybe that has something to do with it. The back of the box has instructions for use (as if you didn’t know).

There was a small booklet behind the plastic in the box which showed how to put the batteries into the bullet. It also had pictures of many other Rocks Off products so you can get an idea of what you want to buy next!

The box was nice enough to be given as a gift, but definitely not discreet, so don't leave it out if you don't want people to know what you are up to in your spare time.