"Great Idea, Gone Bad" or "How Do You Get a Bad Boy to Behave"

Is it me or is it a design flaw? Only your sex toy tester knows for sure! This high quality, well made, well thought out prostate massager just needs to go back to the drawing board! It is still fun to play with though!
Published:
Pros:
Quality, Great Material, Better than average vibrator
Cons:
It just wanted to slide out despite "anatomical" features like curves and bulges
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
I'll get this started right up front with "The Verdict": I love the toy, shape, and the way it feels inside my ass. I'm good with the vibrations and the power, BUT I just can't seem to get it to stay where it belongs. No, really, I am no anal rookie. I often like something in my ass when I'm having sex with my wife, and I have multiple devices (dildos, butt plugs, beads) that serve the purpose. I often like to have my wife fuck me a little with a dildo and the Doc Johnson Vacu-Lock dildos are particularly well suited to leave in. All this being said, you can imagine me seeing this toy and thinking "Cool, just what the doctor ordered". It is a vibrating prostate massager with a "Spring-Loaded Design" that clamps itself inside your ass by using an extraordinary anatomical design and pressure on the perineum (or something to that effect). I really had to have it! It's hygienic and has a smooth silicone finish for easy cleaning. It is well made, smooth, well designed to match the anal canal and rectum, and long enough to sit right on the old p-Spot when fully inserted. I discovered a slight bonus. The vibrator end snuggles tight against your balls for added stimulation (really cool)!

It is tricky to insert! There is no doubt about it! I got that, in advance, from other reviews on this website, but being an "old hand" at sticking things in my butt for enjoyment, I was not intimidated, nor should I have been. Once in, however, is where the trouble all began. I loved the sensations I was getting and was trying to find the "sweet spot" when I realized it had a mind of its own and kept wanting to come halfway out! Frustrating!

I have tried multiple approaches, side-lying, propped against pillows, etc. to no avail! Remember, this could be all be about "my anatomy" versus others! I just don't know where to go with this one!

I'm pretty easy to please with sex toys overall. I don't expect them to be inexpensive, (this is a niche market after all) but I do hope the stuff I buy works well for me (and you all know this isn't going back, receipt or no receipt). I feel the company "split the difference" size-wise, and made it too small to be truly effective so it would not appear to be too large to be comfortable for "the average Joe/Josephine"
Experience
Don't get me wrong, I've had some fun trying to get this toy to work appropriately. I get it way up on the P-Spot, hold it there and go for a ride! When I have a good stiff cock and my prostate is being "enlightened by technology", I am a happy man! I am really looking for the "hands free" model.
Follow-up commentary
The original verdict stands! It is very hard to keep in your ass! On a good note, everything else about this toy is cool! As a sex-toy junkie, don't tell me I can't have fun with this thing because of something as simple as a little design flaw! Well made, easy to keep clean, enough buzz and vibe for a solid background to other activities, pricey but quality! I have spent a lot of time developing a better technique for insertion and a system of "riding" it that works better, but I do get frustrated when it slides partially out and of course, that is usually when you are approaching your "happy place!"

In a perfect world this company would send out a small snap-on adapter that anyone could install to make it work perfectly. By the way, I'm not holding my breath!
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My Bad boy tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • P-spot stimulator
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Smooth silicone body
    • Solid vibrator
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Supposed self retaining stimulator
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Comments
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    It would be so much nicer if these would stay in, eh? They are fun to use though.
    Nice review.
  • SexDirector
    SexDirector  
    I loved the idea, I cant help think if the bulb on the very lip was larger it might work better, or maybe that's just me being a slut!
  • Owl Identified
    Owl Identified  
    My partner felt the same way about this one It has such potential, too.
  • Devz
    Devz  
    Thanks for the review
  • Elnoa
    Elnoa  
    Still really love to get this for my husband.
  • johnad45
    johnad45  
    nice job
  • Chris15461
    Chris15461  
    Thank you for the review
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Thx for the review. I think I'll pass on this toy.
  • KinkyNicki92
    KinkyNicki92  
    Thanks for sharing
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